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Jeremy: I decided to be and therefore I am. Socrates said that.

Michael: No, that was Descartes.

Jeremy: That was the cologne we wore in high school.

Michael: That was Drakkar Noir.

Jeremy: No, that’s a wine.

Michael: That’s Pinot Noir.

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John Deere all the way sucka!

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*me at the club, talking over the music*

HAHA WOW THESE LYRICS ARE PRETTY SEXIST HUH

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important question since i wasn't lucky enough to experience it myself: what does mountain dew red even taste like? isn't it like. past it's expiration date.

It tastes how retro feels. Which, we all know if retro had a flavor, it would be fruit flavored right? And yeah, it’s way past expiration which honestly just makes it even more of an experience.

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You’d be bored all the time without me. That’s what you’d do.  We all know I bring the fun. ;)

Glad to see that you and Michael are friends again.

Yea hes a great guy, I dont know what I would do without him if Im being perfectly honest 

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The coolest of the cool~  

x 1 million cool person emojis. You know the one!  😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎

hdgdsjffhff oh god you are in college I'm so sorry for making that mistake but!! My thoughts still stand you're the cooliest!

Yeah, haha. Thanks though! I appreciate that you think I’m cool! I think you’re cool too!

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Got my coffee ‘cause I needed a jump start. But I’m ready to take on the day. You all should send me some asks. Tell me how your day is going. Let’s get some conversations happening today.  Also, do you think drinking coffee does the equivalent of restoring health or mana? Mana, right? 

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hdgdsjffhff oh god you are in college I'm so sorry for making that mistake but!! My thoughts still stand you're the cooliest!

Yeah, haha. Thanks though! I appreciate that you think I’m cool! I think you’re cool too!

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Dude you're so cool and you're not even in college and that's a rock fact right there.

 Actually I am in college now! Who would have ever thought?? Look moms, I made it! 

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Michael!! You're my favorite! Just want you to know that.

Your favorite? :O! Your favorite what? Gamer? College student? Human? Parkour Guru? If it’s the last one I think you have the wrong person. 

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do you think jeremy is cute

Of course jeremy is cute. He’s my bro. He’s the cutest of them all. No contest and I’m not accepting challenges on this topic. 

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Up and about and let’s answer some questions. If you have anything you want to ask just slip it into my ask box and I’ll get to it probably right away because I still have some time before class and if I’m being honest, I barely have a life outside of school and Jeremy. But that’s the best life so it’s fine.  But yeah. Send me stuff!

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my favorite songs from random musicals: michael in the bathroom, be more chill

i’ll wait as long as i need until my face is dry, or blame it on weed or something in my eye // 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11, 12

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Heyyyy good morning everyone! I’m awake and let’s get some questions rolling into this ask box. It’s lonely. Actually it’s me. I’m lonely. Talk to me! You can talk to Jeremy too if you want.   Your asks will keep two geeky college kids all warm and fuzzy for a day. Even just one ask would be like giving us a nice warm hug. Please consider donating.

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name one of the best things about being friends with jeremy

There’s no such thing as an awkward silence with him. Only comfortable silences. 

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what's the last text you sent say?

“Want me to pick up some snacks on the way back?” 

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Favorite flavor slushie?

Strawberry is always a classic. But sometimes you just gotta get your Cherry/Blue Razz mix on, you feel me?