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Oooooh that's fair

How much you willing to bet Dream is a Sleep Demon?

Not that much, to be completely honest. This might just be me, but the description of sleep demons doesn't really seem like his character? If that makes sense?? Plus it doesn't seem to tie into his fighting style, or much of anything really (like his entry on the powers sheet, or his 3 of clubs card).

Of course, it's not completely out of the question. I'm pretty confident that he'll turn out to be some kind of demon (and Coffee did say that the demons she mentioned would be relevant at some point), but Sleep just doesn't match up with what we've seen of him.

I want to do a deep dive into what kind of demon he's likely to be at some point though. Like I said, the "Dream is a Demon" theory sounds pretty promising 👀

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Welp

How much you willing to bet Dream is a Sleep Demon?

Not that much, to be completely honest. This might just be me, but the description of sleep demons doesn't really seem like his character? If that makes sense?? Plus it doesn't seem to tie into his fighting style, or much of anything really (like his entry on the powers sheet, or his 3 of clubs card).

Of course, it's not completely out of the question. I'm pretty confident that he'll turn out to be some kind of demon (and Coffee did say that the demons she mentioned would be relevant at some point), but Sleep just doesn't match up with what we've seen of him.

I want to do a deep dive into what kind of demon he's likely to be at some point though. Like I said, the "Dream is a Demon" theory sounds pretty promising 👀

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Hey Techno, can you tell us a bit about your species possibly?

YOOOOOO ANON YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH STUFF I HAVE

I’m not drawing all of this so I’mma just type it out. It’s long to click the read more if you wanna see 

Piglins

- A group of Piglins (5+) is called a Hord

- Piglins speak "Vahmic" and it appears as the W.D. Gaster font. It sounds like pig noises.

- Piglins gently headbutt each other to say hello! 

- A sign they want to fight is pawing at the ground with their back leg. It's basically saying "I challenge you" and if they paw back they're agreeing.

^^ To add on, pawing at the ground + a snort or rearing their head is a sign of a serious fight. Just pawing the ground could be a sign of a play fight- it depends on context.

- Touching ears is seen as an act that only those close to you really do. Family, close friends, significant others, etc. 

- You don't make direct eye contact with your elders or those in a royal bloodline unless they instruct you to do so. Doing so is a sign of disrespect and rebellion.

- Piglins fashion themselves with gold as a form of showing rank and wealth. The more gold, the higher "rank" you are. This is why Piglins are willing to trade a lot for gold.

- Baby Piglins (like baby elephants) will grab onto their parents or sometimes older sibling's tails- most of the time this is to help them keep up- but sometimes it's for comfort and a sense of security.

- Piglins usually show off their battle scars with pride- since it shows how many times they were able to get back up and survive. Even if they lost said fight, it's still something to carry around with your head held high. It's even encouraged for teens to get into rumbles for practice (after all, there are many dangers in the nether).

- While scars are shown with pride, a broken tusk is not. Piglins usually hide that in shame when it happens since it's their best fighting tool. Breaking another Piglins horn, even in a serious fight, is considered horrendous and unnecessarily cruel. 

(Note: cis men have bigger, longer, and thicker tusks while cis women have smaller and shorter tusks)

- Rubbing noses = kissing I don't make the rules I simply enforce them 

- Piglins have family crests unique to each family. When two families combine into one (through marriage, blood bond, or some other means) they make a new crest. This can be a combination of the two families or a whole new one. 

- Likewise, the same happens with last names when two Piglins get married. They either combine their last names or forge a whole new one.

- Viking-eque funerals? Yes. 

- When a Piglin is considered an adult (16 years old), they will officially wear their family's crest. This is considered a great honor and there is usually a big celebration for the occasion. The crest is almost always weaved in golden thread onto the Piglin's favorite article of clothing. 

- Piglins will decorate their tusks with war medals they've won (medals = specialized gold bands)

- Piglins are extremely resilient to the heat and can go for long periods without water since they live in the nether. However, this means they are sensitive to the cold.

- Piglins have a mutualistic relationship with Striders. Piglins feed, protect, and take care of Striders, while Striders will take Piglins on safe rides over the lava.

- Piglins fear Hoglins due to their pure bulk and strength. Piglins will only attack Hoglins if they have 3 or more members of their Hord with them to help take it down. If they succeed, the Hord celebrates and feasts that night.

- Because life is so difficult in the nether, there aren't any universal holidays or festivals. Time is limited and it must be used to help the Hord one way or another.

- There are only celebrations for individual achievements such as turning of age and officially carrying your family crest, killing Hoglins, or achieving something great. 

- Traditional Piglin clothing is usually made of Hoglin skin, leather, and gold. However, due to new and consistent trade between the Nether and the Overworld, this has mostly faded and now Piglins mostly wear more modern clothes.  

- There are different subspecies of Piglins depending on where they were born (these are generalizations obviously there's more variety) 

- Pink/red Piglins with brown or blue eyes are found in Crimson Forests and the Nether Wastes. They're called Landrace Piglins 

- Black/grey Piglins with gold or orange eyes are found in Basalt Deltas. They're called Choctaw Piglins 

- Brown Piglins with white, black, or grey eyes are found in Soul Sand Valleys. They're called Duroc Piglins 

- Piglins do not typically live in Warped Forests out of fear of Endermen attacks

- Piglins that live in Bastians are considered high ranking royalty and powerful leaders. These Piglins are light brown, have slightly longer/fluffier fur, and have short stubby black snouts. They're called KuneKune Piglins

- Piglins mainy are either agnostic or worship the Goddess of Karma - Moíra

Despite how Piglins may appear or be stereotyped as tough, unfeeling, fierce battlers who only care about gold and fighting, the reality is that Piglins are much more beneath the surface. Like humans they are quite social creatures, and build large communities. These communities are extremely loyal to each other and help out members of the Hord even to the expense of themselves. Separate Hords may have their squabbles, but during times of war or famine, they almost always are able to put aside their differences to help each other. 

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Please ignore this ask

How much you willing to bet Dream is a Sleep Demon?

Not that much, to be completely honest. This might just be me, but the description of sleep demons doesn't really seem like his character? If that makes sense?? Plus it doesn't seem to tie into his fighting style, or much of anything really (like his entry on the powers sheet, or his 3 of clubs card).

Of course, it's not completely out of the question. I'm pretty confident that he'll turn out to be some kind of demon (and Coffee did say that the demons she mentioned would be relevant at some point), but Sleep just doesn't match up with what we've seen of him.

I want to do a deep dive into what kind of demon he's likely to be at some point though. Like I said, the "Dream is a Demon" theory sounds pretty promising 👀

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Plot twist: Skull Anon isn't actually in the server they just said that to wreak havoc -Spectre

Funny story: They actually weren't in the server when they sent that ask, they joined right after though

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BREAKING NEWS: Local catboy enthusiast leaves DA Inc. in shambles

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COFFEE SAW MY SHIT OH MY GOD WHAY THE HELL

....I am in the Discord yes

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That's what you get for thinking you can send me "Dream is a Catboy" asks and get away with it

Also WHAT

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(yes I have notifs on for this blog don't @ me) lmao if Dream ends up being a catboy I'm stealing Skull Anons ideas

Also Skull Anon who ARE you? Are you in this Discord? What is happening

Coffee please I'm gonna cry

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Okay but imagine Coffee diving into the nuances of Catboy Dream? She seems like a decent enough writer because think about it.

Dream would be ashamed because people would make fun of him and not take him seriously. Not just the charaters, but the auidence as well. I can see that being exactly what happens only for Dream to break down because what he feared is happening.

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Skull anon I don't think you understand that the words "Dream" "catboy" and "inferiority complex" don't belong in the same sentence

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CONTINUATION FROM LAST THING I JUST REALIZED-- WE HAVEN'T SEEN THE END OF HIS NOSE OR HIS MOUTH

HE COULD HAVE CANINES, WHISKERS, AND/OR A CAT NOSE

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I'M GONNA BASH YOUR HEAD OPEN YOU'RE RIGHT

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I wanna advance on Catboy Dream theory:

1) His eyes shine "like a cats" like?? Okay catboy

2) It'd be funny

3) Dream "survives things he shouldn't" could be a reference to car always landing on their feet OR more interestingly, cats having nine lives?

4) He could be hiding it because he:s embarrassed

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Skull anon I have such a deep and uncontrollable hatred for the fact that all of those points are true. Dream literally said that his thing was being embarrassed/ashamed of his identity. He could totally have nine lives or something like that that allows him to "survive things he definitely shouldn't". His eyes do shine in the dark. It would be goddamn hilarious. And there's no evidence disproving that theory.

I am fuming.

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How much you willing to bet Dream is a Sleep Demon?

Not that much, to be completely honest. This might just be me, but the description of sleep demons doesn't really seem like his character? If that makes sense?? Plus it doesn't seem to tie into his fighting style, or much of anything really (like his entry on the powers sheet, or his 3 of clubs card).

Of course, it's not completely out of the question. I'm pretty confident that he'll turn out to be some kind of demon (and Coffee did say that the demons she mentioned would be relevant at some point), but Sleep just doesn't match up with what we've seen of him.

I want to do a deep dive into what kind of demon he's likely to be at some point though. Like I said, the "Dream is a Demon" theory sounds pretty promising 👀

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So I Heard Y’all Wanted Lore (Pt 2)

Lore about Demons 

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So I Heard Y’all Wanted Lore

Lore about magic.

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Dream is a Demon. Looking at the species and the logical things he could be, as well as his abilites and their comparison to Illumina's. -Jay

Definitely possible, especially with the irl parallels of the two.  Likely wouldn’t be the same kind, though (i.e. time demon)

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Has anyone considered Dream might GENUINELY be a catboy? Seems like something Coffee would do

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I have not but now that you have it has permanently stuck to my brain and I can’t get rid of it

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Okay, I want to offer a slight correction on his eyes being fully human. He has slightly green corneas from what we've seen, obviously there is a chance I'm seeing that incorrectly, but that's just what I've seen.

Yeah, it’s definitely not a normal shade of green.  The reason I brought it up is because, before the eye reveal, he could’ve been hiding pretty much anything behind the mask, but we know now that he at least has half of a regular human face