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LINKS IN CASE YOU WANNA KEEP IN TOUCH/FOLLOWING ME BECAUSE SOMETIMES I WRITE ABOUT TITTIES AND ASSES AND PUSSIES AND COCKS AND BLOOD ABD DEATH AND GORE AND DRAMA AND SEX AND SOMETIMES I WRITE ABOUT NONE OF THOSE THINGS

Find me on Twitter, Patreon, Wordpress for me, Wordpress for Speculative Operations, NaNoWriMo, Amazon, and that’s pretty much all of my “social” media. I have an email that I can also be contacted at and I can give it to anyone actually interested in following me or my work. Just let me know via message or chat or whatever.

It has been a blast guys. Seriously. I will miss it here in both the best and worst place I’ve been on the internet.

~Mads Stokes thegreatnarwhalsmuffin-antlercalves

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LINKS IN CASE YOU WANNA KEEP IN TOUCH/FOLLOWING ME BECAUSE SOMETIMES I WRITE ABOUT TITTIES AND ASSES AND PUSSIES AND COCKS AND BLOOD ABD DEATH AND GORE AND DRAMA AND SEX AND SOMETIMES I WRITE ABOUT NONE OF THOSE THINGS

Find me on Twitter, Patreon, Wordpress for me, Wordpress for Speculative Operations, NaNoWriMo, Amazon, and that’s pretty much all of my “social” media. I have an email that I can also be contacted at and I can give it to anyone actually interested in following me or my work. Just let me know via message or chat or whatever.

It has been a blast guys. Seriously. I will miss it here in both the best and worst place I’ve been on the internet.

~Mads Stokes thegreatnarwhalsmuffin-antlercalves

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@thegreatnarwhalsmuffin ‘s Archimedees, sharing a Nuka Cola and chillin’ with the best damn DJ in all the east coast :D

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okay! so My hand was hurting near the end of my last sketch stream, and @mr-eid got a piece for @thegreatnarwhalsmuffin of Archimedees and ThreeDog, getting a surprise visit in the studio~! c:

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I miss RPing Fallout.

Archimedees is my bae.

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If you're not scared right now about losing net neutrality; You should be. Study up folks, or 2018 is going to fucking suck.

This isn’t my type of post but Net Neutrality is so important.

Forget your page’s aesthetic, share this with everyone you know. Without Net Neutrality, the internet itself would change.

Companies would be able to charge websites if they want them to load faster than others on your computer. This means that they would purposefully bottleneck speeds on every website that doesn’t have the funding to pay for it faster speed. There’s NO reason for this. Are you a small business with a website and can’t afford to pay enough to get faster speeds? Too bad. Are you someone with a personal blog? Slow page loading. Do you want to view a website written by a nonprofit organization for your school project? You’ll have to wait until the page loads because, since they’re nonprofit, they can’t afford to pay enough to cable companies so that their page loads faster.

An alternative to this would be having to pay for faster internet. Internet service should be priced by usage, not speed. For home internet, unlimited use isn’t all that expensive so it’s really common. You wouldn’t want to pay extra for more speed.

This would possibly affect the way that the internet works on other devices such as your phone, gaming system, laptop, tablet, etc.

We NEED Net Neutrality.

If a company doesn’t agree with a specific website, they could purposefully limit traffic to their site. This would be censorship, something that nobody likes.

There are many other reason as to why you should protect Net Neutrality.

This is an issue whether you’re a Republican, Democrat, Left-wing, Right-wing, young, old, male, female, rich, poor, etc.

EVERYONE SHOULD ADVOCATE FOR NET NEUTRALITY.

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“Hey look, kiddies, it's Ol’ Three Dog and an old friend. Been too long.”

@thegreatnarwhalsmuffin ‘s Archimedees, sharing a Nuka Cola and chillin’ with the best damn DJ in all the east coast :D

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Hey, Three Dog. Stupid question: What would you do if all the inhabitants of the capital wasteland, including yourself, became puppies?

Three Dog laughed.

“That’d certainly change things at least a little bit, kiddie.”

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three dog what should we do if we see a baby super mutant? i know those things can't breed but maybe a baby got exposed to that FEV shit

“If it tries to kill you, kill it first. Just like everything in the wasteland. If it’s not trying to kill you, fuck off, kiddie, and let it be.”

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Hey three dog, good to see you're still fighting the good fight. Also good to see the enclaves not fighting much of a fight. Any knowledge of what the Enclave did after getting their asses kicked?

“Went runnin’ home with their tails between their legs, kiddie. Other than a few stragglers out in the Capital Wasteland, we don’t got much to worry about from those bastards. Have a great day out there, wastelander!”

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Sheriff again. What's the best way to kill a deathclaw? Moira let one into Megaton for an experiment, but I've managed to trap it in the common house. We don't have much time before it breaks through, though.

“I’d suggest shooting it as much as possible before it gets out. If you get five good strong people with good strong guns and you all open fire on it, you should be good. Just maybe don’t let that gal do that again, even if there’s often a method to her madness.”

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hey three dog,i just saw this real crazy looking deathclaw like thing kill a whole super-mutant camp! it even ripped those huge ones apart limp from limp! then the thing started to eat the super-mutants, i'm not sure if it is a deathclaw though, it had a lot of fur and what seems like a dear skull for a head

Three Dog raises a brow.

“Whatever it was, kiddie, I suggest you stay as far from it as you possibly can.”

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Hey, brand-new sheriff here. Thanks to your words of wisdom, I've started laying down the law here and it's going great! I'll give you updates as I continue my adventures.

“You take good care of that town, kiddie. Megaton’s a good place full o’people who deserve whatever happiness they can get in this wide ass wasteland.”

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its genuinely good to here that ol' three dog is still kicking it in the capital wasteland.

“Of course, kiddie! Couldn’t leave my baby out here without me to feed it, right?”

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Hey Three Dog, was worried for a while, Glad to hear your back on the Air, Heard The Commonwealth has been buzzing, *static* Is this gettin through? About 200 miles away from ya, It looks nice, There's real grass and trees here!

“Sounds like some interesting shit, kiddie! Keep me informed - hopefully you can still hear my baby cryin’ from over here in the capitol.”

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you think if I get a deathclaw as a little tiny baby, i could raise it and train it and it would love me and let me ride it and protect me from other deathclaws?

“I think the trick would be getting a little tiny baby deathclaw without being murdered by the momma. Maybe try for an egg first - imprinting or something like that? Good luck, kiddie. Lemme know how that works out for ya.”