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Alex Rider is such a little shit, the biggest really…

I want to be his best friend

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Ah come on you know you laughed, Yassy.

bring me yassen gregorovich and i will give you an extra hour in the ballpit

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have you spoke to Al' lately?

Of course. We spoke today actually. He’s not too happy that I’m becoming buddies with Yassen but I’ve assured Alex that Yassen could never take his place.

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are you aware that there's a porn star named Alexis Rider.

…..I want you to know that that’s now on my search history. If Alex or MI6 catches it I will never forgive you.

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DONE

bring me yassen gregorovich and i will give you an extra hour in the ballpit

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gah Alex is right you are so emotionless that it's borderline annoying. If I wasn't already so invested in being buddies with you I would have given up speaking to you by now.

Yassen, we haven't spoken in awhile! I'm starting to get the idea that you don't enjoy talking to me.

Look who’s back.

And you’ve got the right idea there.

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I would never call you Buttmunch Yassy.

Hey You!

Yes You!

Do you RP Batman/Dark Knight/TDKR/DC Universe or any spy/assassin series, like Alex Rider? Or even interested in doin’ a Marvel crossover? Then come Role Play with me!!! I only gots Yassen (from the Alex Rider series), and he can be a buttmunch sometimes. Basically what I am sayin’ is, I’m bored!! Come and wreak some havoc with me!

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Is Alex overprotective/protective of you? If so, what does he do?

I'm sure if I was ever targeted by a certain dumbass criminal organization Alex would be the first one to help me. But I don't really have many problems that require Al' to need to be over protective. He's always the first one to defend me in arguments and I'm the same with him. He's always there to listen when I need to vent about my parents and he knows he can talk to me about anything.

Although when I do something stupid Alex is usually the first one to roll his eyes and call me a idiot. And if he's annoyed enough the prick won't even help me!

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How did you meet Alex?

I knew Alex all through school. He and I were on a bunch of sports teams together. But we didn’t become as close as we are now until we were about 10ish. When I was younger I was bullied…a lot. One day Alex found me with a bloody nose and asked what happened. I can’t say for sure what happened after that but the next afternoon the gang of guys that usually beat me up avoided me like the plague. One actually transferred to a different school not long after this. Then Al’ asked if I wanted to go to his house and play foot ball in his backyard. After that we were together forever.

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“We should not be doing this.” Wolf objected with a frown but made no move to walk away from the door he currently had his ear to.

“Hey, if you feel so bad about it then go eat dinner.” Fox offered.

“You're telling me the two of you don't feel the least bit bad about spying on our teammates?” Wolf demanded in a whisper.

“Well, I did at first. But when I realized that they were doing this where I have to lay my head down at night I got over it. I mean who has sex in a shared tent?” Cub explained.

Wolf considered the boy's words before pressing his head further towards the door to listen better.

“Eagle, I swear to every God there is if you don't start moving I'm gonna make you.”

“You don't tell me what to do you're on the bottom. I'm on the top that automatically makes me in charge.”

“You got top last week it's my turn!”

“And I told you I nearly threw my back out the last time you made me bottom. It's too rough.”

“Getting too old to handle what I throw at you soldier?”

Eagle laughed sarcastically.

“Absolutely not. It's not my ass that's still sore from the last time we had to fight about our sleeping arrangements.”

“Oh, my God. They've done this more than once.” Fox replied shocked.

“Eagle and Snake have never really appeared to be dating. Or even just shagging.” Cub pointed out.

“Well, they do argue like an old married couple. But then again so do the two of you. Fox, tell me you aren't defiling our little Cub.” Wolf said mockingly

Fox and Cub both turned to him with disgusted glares.

"He's 15, Wolf!" Fox admonished.

"That's wrong on so many different levels." Cub muttered.

Their musings were cut off as noises inside the tent began to get louder.

“Damn it, Eagle. That's it. I'm tired of fucking around with you. Get.Off.”

“Make me.”

“Fine!”

Then repeated thumps, bangs, creaking beds and questionable groans emanated from the tent causing Fox, Wolf and Cub to get horrified looks on their faces.

“Protect the innocent ears!” Fox cried as he tackled Alex to the ground and shoved his hands over both of the kid's ears.

“Fox, get off me!”

Wolf stepped over his two accomplices and entered the tent.

“Alright, I don't know what the bloody hell you two think-”

He stopped short of at the sight. Snake and Eagle were definitely entwined but the embrace was not the least bit romantic or passionate. A fully dressed Eagle and Snake were in an all out brawl on the top bunk of the bunk beds.

“Get off my bed!”

“It's mine. Get off me you maniac!”

The bunk beds. They were arguing over who got the top bunk bed. Wolf's outburst caused Eagle and Snake to pause their roughhousing and look up questioning at the scene outside the door of the tent; Fox struggling to keep Cub's ears covered and Wolf standing dumbly in the doorway.

“What's going on?” Eagle asked.

“You two idiots are fighting over bunk beds?” Wolf demanded.

“Yeah? What'd you think we were fighting about?”

“We thought you two were in here fu-” Cub tried to get out only to have Fox shove his hand over his mouth.

“Nothing. We didn't think anything.” Fox replied firmly.

Eagle and Snake looked back at each other and shrugged. Then Eagle used his body and shoved his weight into Snake knocking him off the top bunk and onto the floor.

“I win again!” Eagle shouted.

“You always win.” Snake replied with a roll of his eyes as he slowly threw himself onto the lower bunk.

“And don't you forget it, mate.” Eagle said as he snuggled down in the comforts of his top bunk with a light sigh.

OOC

Snake and Eagle loudly arguing over who’s on top tonight and Wolf, Fox and Alex guiltily listen in. Fox slaps his hands over Alex’s ears and they struggle quietly with each other until finally Snake and Eagle reach an agreement on who gets the top bunk. (It’s Eagle, he always wins and Snake lets him.)

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*gasp* I lost a follower. Who did this?? Yassen was it you?? get back here and love me damn it.

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OOC- dude stop I'll cry.

supporting your friend through their guardian’s death would be hard enough but then alex is being blackmailed over and over by the british government – your very own government – to risk his life and save the world again and again

and he goes missing and you spend the whole time wondering if...

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It must suck that you weren't 'Ben'. I mean, old cartoons might be embarrassing to be named, but ice creams are cool. Literally and figuratively.

Do you think I could pull off the name Ben? Hi, I'm Ben Harris. 

...eh. On this note though the Cookies and Milk Ben and Jerry's ice cream?? Yeah, that's the best. Ever. Get it. Try it.

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Are you an Alex Rider blog?

Then please reblog this! Roleplay blogs, fanblogs, etc. as long as it’s an AR focused blog. I’ll make a list for everyone!

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Wow that's a dark picture. I think Alex would have throw a fit if that ever happened. I can picture it now.

"Where's Tom?"

"Stuck in an elevator with Yassen."

"......oh god."

And really? You'd kill me? Do you have any self control...at all?

((wow this ask has already spawned a hilarious one shot idea. If anyone has a problem with me running with this idea let me know.))

What do you think the outcome of this scenario would be- You and TOm stuck in an elevator together for 12 hours with no way out.

Dead. He would be dead after 12 hours trapped in an elevator with me. I’d rather put up with the stench of his corpse than his idle and annoying chatter.

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I'm not harassing you! We're buddies! The quicker you accept this the quicker we can move on.

and okay two things. 1- What makes you 'happy' scares me. 2- please don't kill anyone I know.

I think all you need is a hug.

I think all I need is one less person harassing me. I think I’d be happiest if I put two bullets in his chest.

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haha....guys.

Sassy Yassy the Assassy Wassy.