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They’re in the bathtub I’m taking an egg bath

Dad where did the eggs go- Tony

What? You want more of them? I can get more. But I don’t know. I only smashed like 20 so I don’t know about the rest.

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I put them somewhere eggcellent ;))(

Dad where did the eggs go- Tony

What? You want more of them? I can get more. But I don’t know. I only smashed like 20 so I don’t know about the rest.

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@ask-brian-may PLEASE

Mama pass the milk- Tony

We got no milk, because the fridge is full of eggs.

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PLEASE

Mama pass the milk- Tony

We got no milk, because the fridge is full of eggs.

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I GOTTA TAKE A MILK BATH

Mama pass the milk- Tony

We got no milk, because the fridge is full of eggs.

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@ask-johndeacon BABA PLEASE GET ME MILK- PREFERABLY FIVE GALLONS! I NEED IT FOR AN EXPERIMENT.

Mama pass the milk- Tony

We got no milk, because the fridge is full of eggs.

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:(( but I need the milk for a science experiment

Mama pass the milk- Tony

We got no milk, because the fridge is full of eggs.

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Wheelchair race with Ben

@ask-ben-hardy you’re on.

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... Oh god

Jo!! Spill some tea on some random shenanigans Bri and Rog get up to !!!

Oh boy, here we go.

Remember that one time Roger forgot to pay the electricity bill and I was pretty sure we would freeze to death, because the man was too busy shagging our husband? Well, no longer than a month after that, I was washing the dishes and then suddenly, the water stopped running. I hear Deaks screaming upstairs telling Roger to stop fucking our husband (again) because he was in the shower and now the water has been cut off, because that absolute disaster of a man forgot to pay a bill, again.

Oh, and this one is a story that hasn’t been shared before! As you are all probably fully aware, we have two baby girls. Well, they are turning five this year, but they’re still my small babies. uwu

Anyway, back to the story. I’ll be exposing Roger twice, I’m sorry love, but this too good not to be shared. So, I had to run to the store to get milk. So I left Brian and Roger alone with the twins, trusting that they would be just fine alone for fifteen minutes, you know, like any mother would trust the fathers of her children. …Oh how wrong I was.

The moment I get back, I sense something’s wrong. The house is silent. I walk into the living room, fearing for the worst and then I start hearing silent sobbing. Brian is sitting under the table and Roger is rocking himself in the corner of the room. And the twins are asleep on the couch, like nothing has happened. I stare at them in disbelief, asking what’s wrong, did something happen, and then I notice. The one of the walls, and even the ceiling above it, is covered in finger paint and so are Brian and Roger’s faces. The guys look very shaken. They start mumbling something about the need to get rid of the paints.

To this day, I have no idea what happened during that 15 minutes I was gone.

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Uh... uh..... so Liv and Max wanted to finger paint, I said yes and grabbed the paints and.... they went HAM on the wall, and I figured “why don’t I have fun too” and started on the ceiling..... the twins got paint on their faces and they kissed Papa and Dad all over the face to get them messy too while I was up on a ladder smearing finger paint on the walls and ceiling.... they came back and started painting again while I put the ladder away and ran when I heard you open the door.

Jo!! Spill some tea on some random shenanigans Bri and Rog get up to !!!

Oh boy, here we go.

Remember that one time Roger forgot to pay the electricity bill and I was pretty sure we would freeze to death, because the man was too busy shagging our husband? Well, no longer than a month after that, I was washing the dishes and then suddenly, the water stopped running. I hear Deaks screaming upstairs telling Roger to stop fucking our husband (again) because he was in the shower and now the water has been cut off, because that absolute disaster of a man forgot to pay a bill, again.

Oh, and this one is a story that hasn’t been shared before! As you are all probably fully aware, we have two baby girls. Well, they are turning five this year, but they’re still my small babies. uwu

Anyway, back to the story. I’ll be exposing Roger twice, I’m sorry love, but this too good not to be shared. So, I had to run to the store to get milk. So I left Brian and Roger alone with the twins, trusting that they would be just fine alone for fifteen minutes, you know, like any mother would trust the fathers of her children. …Oh how wrong I was.

The moment I get back, I sense something’s wrong. The house is silent. I walk into the living room, fearing for the worst and then I start hearing silent sobbing. Brian is sitting under the table and Roger is rocking himself in the corner of the room. And the twins are asleep on the couch, like nothing has happened. I stare at them in disbelief, asking what’s wrong, did something happen, and then I notice. The one of the walls, and even the ceiling above it, is covered in finger paint and so are Brian and Roger’s faces. The guys look very shaken. They start mumbling something about the need to get rid of the paints.

To this day, I have no idea what happened during that 15 minutes I was gone.

// @ask-rogertaylor @ask-brian-may uwu

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Mama, I’ll tell you what happened, I ain’t no snitch, my little sisters are wild, and finger paint is easy to get off the shelf for them. I definitely didn’t help or anything heheh....

Jo!! Spill some tea on some random shenanigans Bri and Rog get up to !!!

Oh boy, here we go.

Remember that one time Roger forgot to pay the electricity bill and I was pretty sure we would freeze to death, because the man was too busy shagging our husband? Well, no longer than a month after that, I was washing the dishes and then suddenly, the water stopped running. I hear Deaks screaming upstairs telling Roger to stop fucking our husband (again) because he was in the shower and now the water has been cut off, because that absolute disaster of a man forgot to pay a bill, again.

Oh, and this one is a story that hasn’t been shared before! As you are all probably fully aware, we have two baby girls. Well, they are turning five this year, but they’re still my small babies. uwu

Anyway, back to the story. I’ll be exposing Roger twice, I’m sorry love, but this too good not to be shared. So, I had to run to the store to get milk. So I left Brian and Roger alone with the twins, trusting that they would be just fine alone for fifteen minutes, you know, like any mother would trust the fathers of her children. …Oh how wrong I was.

The moment I get back, I sense something’s wrong. The house is silent. I walk into the living room, fearing for the worst and then I start hearing silent sobbing. Brian is sitting under the table and Roger is rocking himself in the corner of the room. And the twins are asleep on the couch, like nothing has happened. I stare at them in disbelief, asking what’s wrong, did something happen, and then I notice. The one of the walls, and even the ceiling above it, is covered in finger paint and so are Brian and Roger’s faces. The guys look very shaken. They start mumbling something about the need to get rid of the paints.

To this day, I have no idea what happened during that 15 minutes I was gone.

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[ask-tony-maytaylordeaconmercury]

Uh uh.... ;))) ,,,, yes ,,.., multiple times

Hey tony... how was the *wink wonk* v-day activities ;))))

;)))))) we fucked to life is a highway

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Just borrow one of Andy’s brain cells, he’s smart and gay

Good idea

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Omg, are you high rn? 😂

I’m in a constant state of high off my ass

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Hey tony... how was the *wink wonk* v-day activities ;))))

;)))))) we fucked to life is a highway

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Happy Valentine's Day Tony. I know we really haven't been dating long but you really mean so so much to me. You've changed me for the better and have saved my life more times than I can count. I adore you, I really do. I don't really know where I'm going with this because I usually don't do this sappy shit but.... I love you. A lot... 🖤Damien //switch out Tony for Peter and Damien for Chance and this is my valentine to you babe 💗

Holy.,. Why didn’t I answer this? Oh my god I love you.

//BABZNDHS BABE THATS GAYYY

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...true... do you want milk? Because I suddenly want milk. Unless the fridge is just eggs...

Eggy leggy jeggy I accidentally threw a party eggs eggs eggs- Tony

What the actual fuck am I looking at???

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