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(Heres an ooc post over on this blog too because someone gave the beaver a boop as well on april fool's, thankfully hes less grouchy about it than William)

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why are you a beaver? more to the point, are you upset by the sound of running water?

...Lad you realize that's like if I asked why yer a toon or a cog, right?

And as fer the rushin' water thing...

...Yeah tha sound gets a wee bit overwhelmin' fer me sometimes.

-On a related topic, I ain't allowed in the "Acorn Acres" Playground unsupervised anymore, or without those fancy noise supressin' headphones.

[ask-treekiller]

SIR WHATS YOUR OPINION ON FREEZERS.

because i might have put the chainsaw consultant in my freezer

I mean they're.. fine? I on't have any-

WAIT YOU WHAT??

[ask-treekiller]

Have you ever considered becoming a marketable plushie? :0c

Y'know I don't think I'd really mind it!

You lot really like makin' us into these squishy lil' things dontchya?

[ask-treekiller]

HI SPRYSE! Are you a GAY?

[ask-treekiller]

Spruce how does one get a tail as luxurious as yours?

(@ask-toonie-cogsworth )

Awh thanks lad, I'm glad ya like it!

I'm not sure where'dya get one of your own though... I was just built with mine.

[ask-treekiller]

whats that weird pillow youre sitting on in your intro image?

Ah nah that ain't a pillow, 's just my tail!

[ask-treekiller]

hi beaver

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SPRUUUCE!! so pumped to see you here! hope you're doing alright! how are things?

Aye I'm doin' alright! Got a little busy there n' had ta' go for a while- but I'm still doin' okay!

-Also glad people are apparently excited ta' see me here too! I'm flattered :]

[ask-treekiller]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Eh uh.... pass?

[ask-treekiller]

OOC: (HOOH BOY I'm... really sorry about my sudden absence here and on @/ask-derrickman, I didn't mean to take an impromptu hiatus like that but that's how the cookie crumbles sometimes I suppose. Life bein' life n' all that)

(While I work on a thingy I planned for the other blog, I'm gonna do my best to answer some of the asks over here yes, feels good to be back man heheh)

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Hey Spruce! What’s you’re favorite tree to eat and why?

Its a nice n' strong wood, perfect fer a good crunch!

... Ya know, I don't really eat the wood though, I just like chewin' on it 'till its nothing but splinters.

[ask-treekiller]

hi

Hi

[ask-treekiller]

HI SPRUCE HOWDY SPRUCE

Heya!

[ask-treekiller]

Aye there, welcome! I'm just takin' a short break from me rounds, feel free to rest for a few with me if y' want.

ooc: [Inbox is currently open]

[More info, rules, etc under the cut]

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(WAHOO Spuce blog time baby, here we go yippee yahooie

- Not technically a 100% canon compliant Treekiller, same sorta situation and same Jollywood District au as the @/ask-derrickman blog, this Spuce has more differences compared to him though which will be fun givin to you guys hehe

- Shipping will occasionally come up here as well, shoutout to the Treekiller x Plutocrat nation out there (all like, 3 of you)

- Headcannons galore, again as a given for one of the less-used-in-official-anything managers

- This blog claims no direct affilliation with any other blogs except for ask-derrickman and my main without the blogs themselves interacting first yes (jokes from other blogs are fine too I find them hilarious)

- Please behave in the inbox, same as the other blog I am fine with suggestive humor but I will not answer any overly explicit asks

- Feel free to bully Spuce but please go easy on me I am the only one running this blog (and the other one) and I am a very busy and very tired man having fun with my blorpos

- Not every ask will have art alongside it im not strong enough forgive me

More may be added at some other point but thems the shit for now YEAH)