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Everyday. My patience is thinning.

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What do you think about Satanick’s children? And his wife, Lil, for that matter?

Ehm.. hm.

It’s really sort of hard to say, seeing as how I haven’t been around them long enough to form proper opinions, but I’ll just go ahead and give what I have so far.

Licorice

An odd but, nice little thing! He is very polite and proper, he’ll be a fine young gentleman one day!

Glasses

A nice young man, works hard and strives to be better then his father in every way possible, and I can respect that.

Lil

That woman scares me. Everytime id go over to do work lord fumus wanted done she’d try to smother me in... ways.

Eugh.

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Constant internal dread

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.........once. Never again. Cat got his tongue.

A very angry, cat.

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Opinions of the various devils?

Well.. gracious there’s a lot. But I’ll certainly give the opinions on the ones I know.

Satanick

Okay.. where do I begin with him.. I’m not going to say much for various reasons, but when people say he used to be a great influence he really was.. now it’s like I don’t even... it’s not like anyone knows him anymore, he’s changed. Whatever respect I held for him is gone now.

Reficul

The literal definition of what you humans call eh.. what was it? Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss?

She is a scary woman. I’d never cross her.. yet the way she not only fell from heaven but became a devil and left her cruel life with her god behind.. I can’t help but admire her for that, maybe.. if I’m lucky..

Kcalb

....I mean this in the nicest way possible, but He’s sort of a coward.. he is the most tolerable of them though, I’d probably feel the most comfortable around him. I hope he and his god are doing alright.

Ivlis

.....I’m not sure. What he did to the gray garden was horrid.

But what’s happening to him now is horrid.

He’s.. almost like me, in some ways. Ive only met him once when running errands in the pitch black world, I hope I can get him out of there, help him maybe..

No one deserves to go through those things, I’d never wish it on my worst enemy.

Vicers

Does he even count though..? Ive heard he isn’t even a devil! But hes invited to the meetings they hold or.. he hosts them? I don’t remember. He is for sure a scaredy cat.. not really intimidating at all.

I’m probably forgetting a few, alas I haven’t met them all yet.. maybe one day?

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Your opinion on other worlds’ Gods? I’ve heard that some of them can be as bad as Fumus, albeit in very different ways.

Truly, they are.

I’ve only ever attended the god meetings once or twice, so really only when fumus asks me to do so.

And I’ll explain why.

Siralos

Where do I start. He is SO up tight— so self righteous, and so ANNOYING.

He’s worse than Liliya and that’s saying a lot! He and Fumus would make a great couple because they’re pieces of shit.

Liliya

modesty? Sorry he’s never heard of her.

This man sleeps around constantly and don’t get me wrong! There’s nothing wrong with that.. if he wasn’t in so many relationships and kept cheating. Hes sleezy and a shit stain. But also a coward, I could stomp him.

Etihw

Now don’t get me wrong Etihw is the most sane one there and is actually quiet nice.

Although they act like they never took part in a war and killed thousands. It’s.. unnerving how they can just forget about everything like it never mattered.

Elux

Do I even have to say anything here? Scum. Scum scum; it’s like fumus and siralos had a shit baby.

I’m sure there are others I’ve missed but, I haven’t really met them yet so I can’t say my opinions.. so far though. This is what I have.

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I’ve made a chart for you my friend! Do with it what you will

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I busted a nut and I can’t seem to get rid of this, help???

Like what the fuck

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Ive read that book of satanick’s. It’s.. quite entertaining. I bet if Fumus figured out how you talk about him, he’d do it again. Maybe to your dearest taffy this time.

Stop. Stop. Don’t say that. Stop it.

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What if I tell fumus? （＾∇＾）

What if I told you to pick a god and pray

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Owww, poor of you, Tsuru. I know you probably didn't want to do anything. It's okey, take a little break drinking some tea. It's good to make you calm a bit. Btw, how's the weather there? You all are always using like winter clothes, Is it cold?

Thank you so much.. I’m, im so so sorry all of you had to witness that.

Those things just.. my nerves are so easily shaken.

I’ll try to control my emotions more in the future.

As for your question. Yes, kind of.

You see we reside in heaven, obviously.. as you all know as the sky.

The land of clouds and rainbows and mansions made of gold.. Tch.

It really isn’t like that at all though, ah— other then the clouds and rainbows of course.

There’s small villages scattered out in the meadows, and then theres.. h i s kingdom, where taffy, Olive and I work for him personally, along with other many angels.

I’m not the best at making an example image, we live farther up. And satanick and his goonies are stuck on the ground..

Due to where we live it’s often cold due to the wind and such, so it’s always a nice idea to dress warmly, unless you like the cold for some weird reason.

And our whole lay out is defintley different then his, think of our villages and kingdoms as like.. more— what most would call medival. More so then his, think traditional cottages and castles..

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If Fumus heard you talking like that, he’d take it out on taffy. Or Olive. Is it worth the risk?

I— but I—

I’ve been careful haven’t I?? You—you’re talking like you’re gonna tell him or something...

I don’t, I don’t want them hurt I..

I don’t want that....

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what if fumus heard you say such vile things ?

He won’t! I’m careful, crafty too. The only problem I’d have is if anyone goes telling.

You won’t, and no one else will!

...

Right?

Right??

Hello?

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Yooooo lmao how's doing my favorite fucker who kills his friends lol. You're truly the shit, you murdered Cosmea without thinking about her loved ones. It was worthy? Killed her without hesitation, you had her blood on your hands. Did she cry? Did she scream? Did she beg for mercy?

I DID NO SUCH THING!

I DIDNT

I DIDNT

I DIDNT

I DIDNT

I DIDNT.

I...

I don’t remember anymore.

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random question but do you think fumshit is past all attempts of help or could u get him shock therapy

Oh absolutely. Scum like him will never change.

Even if he did, I’d never forgive him.

We’d never forgive him.

He should ROT.

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What would you say if Fumus did care about you.

The fact that he could even THINK of doing any such thing is hilarious alone.

He does not know care, like I said. He’d never, and if he did? I’d laugh in his face.

Because that would’ve been the funniest thing he’s ever said.

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You humans and your.. silly.. apps.. I know nothing about..