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Dagur: This is not what I wanted!!!

Would you two rather have Toothless pissed at you or have sheep pissed at you.

Dagur: Sheep! Have you seen that dragon's teeth? Hiccup really should have picked a different name. Shaking my head.

Viggo: But Toothless can probably be calmed. A stampede of sheep? Not so much. I'll take Toothless.

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Dagur: Haha! I love it! Thank you for this image!

Viggo: Oh, he does look rather fetching in that dress.

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Hiccup in a skirt?

Also which skirt would you both pick

Something tells me Dagur would choose a short one-

Dagur: Hey! I wouldn't... Okay... Okay, yeah, I would. Then I would drop something and ask him to pick it up. Mm, yeah, that'd be great. Hiccup in a skirt.

Viggo: Dagur, please pull yourself together. We have an audience. Anyhow, I would probably pick something long and elegant for Hiccup. He'd look lovely.

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Would you two rather have Toothless pissed at you or have sheep pissed at you.

Dagur: Sheep! Have you seen that dragon's teeth? Hiccup really should have picked a different name. Shaking my head.

Viggo: But Toothless can probably be calmed. A stampede of sheep? Not so much. I'll take Toothless.

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Viggo here you go I made for you a tiny figure of you! Do you like it? ✨

Just how small is that figurine? Wonderful craftsmanship! Thank you.

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Day one of asking Viggo and Dagur to give me hug bc I need it :(

Dagur: Day 1 of me hugging you then! Viggo, get in here!

Viggo, sighing: Fine, fine. We will all hug. I hope things get easier for you, anonymous asker.

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Hi guys! I’d just like to offer each of you a hug. You don’t have to accept it if you don’t want to, but I just wanted to let you both know that you should be very proud of yourselves and the people that you’ve become. Changing isn’t easy, but you two were able to rise up, and that really shows how special you both are. And if you ever even BEGIN to doubt that, just know that there are so many people out there who care about you. You guys are awesome 😊♥️♥️

Dagur: I'm... I'm getting teary-eyed. I'll accept the internet hug. Thank you.

Viggo: I'm not very... touchy-feely, but I accept your words. Thank you.

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Dagur, did you try to convince Viggo to meditate?

If yes, how long he lasted your 'oohhhmm' sounds before going crazy?

Or did he fall asleep while doing it?

I've tried convincing Viggo. He needs it sometimes! Especially when he gets angry!

I did it silently with him though. The silence is what drove him nuts. I think he likes the sound of his own voice a little too much. Talking, talking, talking!

So, that was a failure. Viggo, sadly, does not join me for meditation.

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...

Hiccup in a skirt?

Also which skirt would you both pick

Something tells me Dagur would choose a short one-

Dagur: Hey! I wouldn't... Okay... Okay, yeah, I would. Then I would drop something and ask him to pick it up. Mm, yeah, that'd be great. Hiccup in a skirt.

Viggo: Dagur, please pull yourself together. We have an audience. Anyhow, I would probably pick something long and elegant for Hiccup. He'd look lovely.

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Can i draw you fools

Viggo: I don't like being called a fool, but yes, go ahead.

Dagur: I... might be a fool at times. Agreed with Viggo. Have fun!

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Sorry, asker. He’d probably only accept a marriage proposal from Hiccup

Viggo: If only Hiccup had the courage to propose to me! Or the interest.

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Viggo, would you french kiss Krogan for twenty dollars?

Absolutely not.

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Dagur: I want to see!!!

If yall won't name the cat Toothless, you guys can carry it in this

Dagur: Midnight might not like it in there.

Viggo: Also, that is just ridiculous.

Dagur: Yeah! Why does Toothless get a backpack with his face on it and I don’t?!

Viggo: You want… merchandise of yourself?

Dagur: What? Don’t you?

Viggo: Not in the slightest.

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To viggo:

Marry me?

I gonna pay you

I’m sorry, but I’m not accepting marriage offers at this time, no matter how large the dowry.

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Do you miss Hiccup?

Viggo: You say this as if we don’t see him on a semi-regular basis.

Dagur: I miss him when he’s not around though. He needs to come visit more often.

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Dagur, how do you feel about Black Footed cats? (The wild cat species, not just domestic cats with black feet)

Cute as fuck but would probably tear me to shreds. Gotta admire that about them.

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If yall won't name the cat Toothless, you guys can carry it in this

Dagur: Midnight might not like it in there.

Viggo: Also, that is just ridiculous.

Dagur: Yeah! Why does Toothless get a backpack with his face on it and I don’t?!

Viggo: You want… merchandise of yourself?

Dagur: What? Don’t you?

Viggo: Not in the slightest.

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Viggo with a black cat in his lap: Midnight won! Toothless II came in, well, second. Thank goodness. I feel like Dagur would be insufferable about a cat with that name. (Not that he isn't insufferable already.)

Dagur: Hey! I thought it was a good name! Midnight works too though. Definitely.

Viggo: Well, thanks to Dagur we have a black cat now. Said cat needs a name. She’s very affectionate, but will bite without warning.

Dagur: I think she’s great.