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Are you still running the blog?

Out of character: I would like to. I have a long backlog of asks to answer, and I've enjoyed doing this. I am just struggling with a lot lately, and don't have the energy for this. Hopefully I will sometime in the future.

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Snimfamiffsniffamiffaniffaniffaniffamiff

Dagur: What… does this mean?

Viggo: Yes, I’m quite confused as well.

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What are some pet names you both like to use? We know that Viggo likes to use "my dear", but are there any other names?

Dagur: Babe, baby, honey pie, cutie… I could go on. (Yes, I do still use my partner’s name too.)

Viggo: I’m partial to darling and sweetheart as well.

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Hey Viggo, do you still call Hiccup “my dear“?

I try not to but it’s become a bit of a habit. Astrid does not like this.

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Hiii, sorry that this is off topic but if you were to write a message to people about what they like sweet wise if 1. You’ve never met them and 2. They’re your dad’s girlfriends step kids. I’m sorry for asking but my brothers not home and my friends are shit at messaging and I know you as the blog that is really good at responding. Once again I’m really sorry but yeah.

Dagur: I’ll take this one since Viggo doesn’t have a sensitive bone in his body.

Viggo: Excuse you, but I—!

Dagur: Anyway, I’d say you’re probably overthinking it. It’s probably best to be straightforward about a question like that so that there’s no confusion or mix up. Take a deep breath. You’ll do fine!

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what’s y’alls skincare routine lmao

Dagur: What's a skin care routine? Is it something I should have and/or get?

Viggo: Mine is a family secret, I'm afraid.

Dagur: You know of this skin care stuff?

Viggo: You can't get to my age and look this good without doing something for your skin.

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Meeoww

Midnight the Cat: Mew!

Viggo: Midnight, are you talking to strangers on the internet again?!

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Meow

Midnight the Cat: Brrt!!!

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rubies are pink hon if u want red go with garnet stones they're so pretty

My dear, rubies vary in color, but they are mostly red.

But ah well, if you do not see them as red that is fine. Pink and red were highly sought after colors in the Viking era.

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I think hiccups Hiccups are spreading to fishlegs

Dagur: What have you done to my buddy Fishlegs?!

Viggo: I do… not know how to feel about this particular image.

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what is your weapon of choice? and viggo y is ur sword so pretty i thought u were supposed to make it goth pretty like with bones n stuff but u use pink jewels instead? cunty

Viggo: I beg your pardon! Those are rubies! They’re red!

Dagur: I can’t choose between an axe or a sword. Both are great. Axe has more head-splitting potential though. I’ll go with an axe.

Viggo, sighing heavily: I prefer my very beautiful sword that does not need bones. It would make a weapon unsuitable for me.

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Opinions on inflation (money wise. Sorry about messaging a second time by the way but I find your blog fun)

Viggo: It’s stupid. The ones causing it are trying to draw blood from a stone, which is impossible.

Dagur: Yeah, like, just let people afford things? Stupid.

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Did Viggo name the skrill or do you just call him Skrill?

Viggo: His name is Lightning. Very suitable for that kind of dragon!

Dagur: You’re not very creative with names, are you?

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do you guys know what tv is? if so what are your favourite tv shows :)

Dagur: Oooh! Oooh! I love tv! Game of Thrones and House of the Dragon are a lot of fun! You guys just put sex and gore on these things for all to see and it’s great!

Viggo: I prefer documentaries. I want to be caught up on the history of things. I also enjoy weapon documentaries.

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How was y’all’s snoggletog?

Dagur: It was awesome!!! I got Hiccup to kiss me!

Viggo: Yes, and you did it in front of Astrid and all his friends.

Dagur: Oh, so you’re telling me the public dance you had with him meant nothing?

Viggo: I, er, never said that.

Dagur: I also got very drunk. So, I, uh, had to be reminded that I kissed him after my hangover was gone.

Viggo: I did indulge in some alcohol, but not nearly as much as Dagur.

Dagur: Hahaha, so funny. Let’s make fun of Dagur! But yeah, anyway, it was a good time. The feast and dance were awesome. Gobber sure know how to play those panpipes! Viggo looked like he just sat in the dark most of the time.

Viggo: I’m used to sitting in a throne during feasts, thank you very much.

Dagur: Fun sucker. You’re a fun sucker.

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Dagur: Anyone have anything to send us? We’re bored.

Viggo: Profoundly so.

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*gives both a goldfish in a tank*

(In a dramatic, reverberated, echoey voice) “you shall protect this goldfish with your life. You are their guardian until it’s time comes”

*runs away for 5 feet before turning into a nugget dipped in bbq sauce*

Viggo, holding the tank out at arm’s length: I’m not sure what to do with this…

Dagur, looking down into his tank: You want me to take care of another living being? Are you serious?! This seems like a bad idea, little chicken nugget.