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hey im hnazo
I work at Walmart I hate this blue hell scape nothing makes S sense I killed my brother i track "walmart hanzo" and "RetailWatch"header by @clownadventure I am now @mysillycomics. The only thing from Overwatch that was remotely important was Winston
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Hey, it’s me Winston Overwatch. I have been fucking drafted. Help me. Fucking help me. How is school? Did you solve any problems on time? Please, call your father. He loves you. He fucking loves you. Dodge the draft they put in your mail.
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No reason why the next Overwatch character can’t be a Greek Orthodox priest
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overwatch doesnt have any lore its all about lucio being cool and reinhardt being a sexy himbo thats IT!!!!
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overwatch doesnt have any lore its all about lucio being cool and reinhardt being a sexy himbo thats IT!!!!
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Hey, it’s me Winston Overwatch. I have been fucking drafted. Help me. Fucking help me. How is school? Did you solve any problems on time? Please, call your father. He loves you. He fucking loves you. Dodge the draft they put in your mail.
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Winston was the only motherfucker that mattered at all
i only fucking care about Winston. i call him winton
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i only fucking care about Winston. i call him winton
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Hey, it’s me Winston Overwatch. I have been fucking drafted. Help me. Fucking help me. How is school? Did you solve any problems on time? Please, call your father. He loves you. He fucking loves you. Dodge the draft they put in your mail.
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Me at a funeral
Winston from Overwatch: Excuse me for… grieving peacefully!
Me: It’s okay Winston.
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I cannot describe the whiplash i felt seeing this blog on my dashboard again
the travesty of my fucking tit censoring called for my return
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okay sorry not to post about overwatch but why did they. in overwatch 2. why'd they do that to Hanzo
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fuck Overwatch this blog is about big challenges now
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my favorite thing was when I had that disease that makes you play overwatch and someone would get really mad at me and be like “hanzo you fucking suck” and I would tell them that I was an inch tall and it took me a very long time to jump between keys , why are you being so mean to me , an inch tall person, it took me an hour to write this message because i’m 1 inch tall
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