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Hey you're still doing ask

(Sure why not lol)

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You still doing ask

You know what? Sure why not, been a few years but screw it!

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Where's the weirdest place you've had sex?

Jaune: Like Weird weird? Or just strange?

Weiss: taboo? Or kinkey?

Ruby: creepy? Or just wrong?

Jaune: Like there's been a few but...

Ruby: we did it in the remains of our old dormroom in vale! And in Jaunes old room

Weiss: only Yangs bed was left in remotely one piece but it worked

Ruby: was kinda awkward but whatever

Jaune: we nailed in Salems castle

Weiss: we got captured and needed to calm Ruby down.... also were hit with the Grimm version of an aphrodisiac

Jaune: I still hate that place... what about Yangs old Bike shed?

Ruby: we had to hide from my dad.... not that he didn't find out because of SOMEONE!

Weiss: ITS hard to stay quiet ok! Besides that's where he and Raven

Ruby: STOP TALKING

Weiss: my father's bedchambers

Jaune: she wanted to soil everything in there

Weiss: and we succeeded!

Ruby: not like that room saw any action anyways

Jaune: heh you aren't wrong... we went public a few times, but the risk was too high

Ruby: IT was fun but too jumpy, like a horror movie

Weiss: there were plenty more but that's the gist, hope it clears something up

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Weiss and Ruby how would y'all react to a Batallion of Clones your boyfriend Jaune like Star Wars the Clone Wars

*attack of the clones playes*

Ruby: ...

Weiss: ...

...

Ruby: well I guess we won't exactly have to share huh...

Weiss: guess not...

...

Ruby: ah...

Weiss: ah...

Ruby: ... see you in a few hours?

Weiss: oh absolutely

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Is Weiss ticklish?

Ruby: only one way to find out!

Weiss: no absolutely NOT!

Jaune: *pushing his head through the window* are you sure about that

Weiss: *starts BOOKING IT OUTA THERE* NEVER, YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

Ruby: YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE MY TICKLE FINGERS!!

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What happens when you do the biggest lewd.... Holding hands in public!

Weiss: I in particular get many odd looks given my status.... but beside that.... it's pretty... *looks both ways and leans in* sensual~

Jaune: *literally holding ruby* hmm, yeah I guess it is

Ruby: *unimpressed* I grew up with a father who had 2 beautiful wives and I heard STORIES, from uncle qrow.... what we do in public is NOTHING!

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How do each of you three let the others know when you want attention?

Ruby: I just hug them, they are not allowed to do anything else!

Weiss: I usually just stare at them, I once had drafted a form that legally obligated time from each of them but.... it hasn't been a problem as of yet...... I'll save that for a later date

Jaune: OK, you won't believe me but I never have to, THEY JUST KNOW!!, I will think it, and suddenly have the both of them there, I swear they are physic!

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What are you 3 doing for Valentines?

Weiss: we mostly stayed in and cuddled up with some films, nothing too crazy

Jaune: Ruby found a new recipe for hot coco and it is delicious

Ruby: yup! Dad said he found it with some of mom's old stuff, ITS SO DELICIOUS IM GONNA DIE!!

Weiss: .... how on earth do you stay so fit

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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

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Ruby, what’s the dumbest thing you’ve seen someone do at your weapon shop?

Ruby: "SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO........ I make it a POINT to keep EVERYTHING in my shop, lethal, you know, like a WEAPON!!!!"

Ruby: "SO THIS ABSOLUTE IDIOT COMES IN, AND IS BROWSING... and browsing.... annnnnnd browsing.......... and they end up at the knife and sword section."

Ruby: "now as you can IMAGINE, I keep everything SHARP AS HELL, I have whetstone to boot and a grindstone for..... nevermind. But this ABSOLUTE IDIOT grabs one of the swords and takes it out of its hilt..... and it was SO, obvious they had NEVER used a sword before EVER"

Ruby: "so they start swinging it around, saying "hey is this sharp" ANd proceed to cut my display on rifles in Half and START SCREAMING AND JUST AAAAAAAA"

Ruby: THERE IS MANY MANY MORE BUT That one stands out... man that takes the cake"

(Authors note, I am getting more and more drunk by the minute, I can no longer feel my face, so sorry if this is sloppy)

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So how did the one time you let Ruby bring weapons into the bedroom end?

Jaune: ...

Weiss: ...

Ruby: ...

...

Weiss: "all things met their logical conclusion... including a hole in the bed, as well as the wall..."

Jaune: "yeah it was pretty come and go"

Ruby: *turning red* "H-hey!!"

Weiss: *slapping her forhead* "she accidentally fired off Cresent rose when she... finished"

Ruby: "STOP. TALKING."

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Hm.. thoughts on Ruby's dad bagging two women back in the day. It seems blonds have a charm

Ruby: "EW EW EW EW EW EW

Weiss: "humph, they DO say you are attracted to people like your family so...."

Ruby: "NO NO NO NO NO NO"

Jaune: "... things make so much more sense now... wow"

Ruby: "STOP TALKING!!!!!!!"

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How about Qrow, how did he take it when hearing about you three?

Qrow: *spitting out his drink laughing* "AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHA"

Ruby: *blushing* " u-uncle Qrow?"

Qrow: "HOLD ON HOLDONHOLDONHOLDON" *WHEEZE*

Ruby: *glancing over to Weiss and Jaune who just shrugged*

Qrow: *taking a deep breath* "OK.... OK... ok.... alright, HAH.......... ok kid, so let me get this straight."

Ruby: "o-ok?"

Qrow: "so... you are nailing ice queens sister and bunny sweatshirt all in one go?"

Ruby: "y-....yeah?"

Qrow: .......... "you are JUST like your father, he's going to be SO proud HAHAHA!!"

Ruby: "y-you think so?"

Qrow: "you meen Tai "entire team" xiao-long? Yeah, he's gonna love this HAHAHAHA"

Ruby: "wait..... entire team...... DOES THAT MEEN-"

Qrow: "YOU KNOW IT KID HAHAHAHA"

Ruby: "ew ew ew EW EW EW EW AAAAAAAAAAA THATS NEVER LEAVING MY HEAD!!!!!"

Qrow: "AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

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Ruby and Weiss, what do you think of the Arc booty?

Jaune: *currently stuck under the bed searching for something* "mmmmh.. hmm hmmm*

Weiss: *staring at his butt sticking out from under there* "its further under, you just have to look farther!*

Ruby: *doing much the same* "yeah! Just keeeeeeep looking!"

Jaune: "... I know exactly what they are doing... but you know what? They could always just ask"

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*cough*

WotR front and center

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What’s Jaunes weirdest kink?

Ruby: "thats a tough one, he's... pretty vanilla all things considered, mostly caters to us... hmm"

Weiss: "you haven't noticed? He's usually the one who suggests we spice it up by using our semblances"

Ruby: *thinking for a moment* "huh, yeah your right, I didn't really pick up on that..."

Jaune: "guilty as charged"

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What’s the weirdest hat Weiss asked you to wear?

Ruby: "she had me wear a scottish bonnet, they are never anything too crazy, just... odd?"

Jaune: "speek for yourself, that was the only time I've EVER worn a top hat"

Weiss: *blushing* "it was so cute.."