Hi there! I am a potato that will answer your questions.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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potato: take a relaxing bath to forget about university? i'm so sorry, potato.

The potato magically goes to the bath which is already warm oddly. It helps the potato forget the stress of university temporarily. The potato almost forgets about the incoming pizza as well.
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potato: What did the email say?

The email from the university was just another bill stating how much the potato owed. The potato was writing a lengthy email to the financial aid office explaining that the amount of money was incorrect... yet again. Ah yes, college.
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what does it have in its pocketes?

The potato starts to search and realises... it is starch naked and therefore does not have any pocketes! The potato says that even if it did it could only hold around a bit of string.
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slakothh replied to your photo:A sentient potato stands in a room with a...
potato: check email
The potato opens up the email ans is promptly flooded with emails from the university and bits of spam which the potato deletes except for one email from the university for which it uses both arms to reply.
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check laptop

Goodness gravy! It's the ask a potato blog with year old asks!! The potato apologizes immensely and explains that it went to Potato University (or PU) and that majoring in being a potato took up most of their time.
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A sentient potato stands in a room with a laptop.
What should this potato do?
(I’ve been reading lots of Quests lately… I made this as a parody.)
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(hi...)
A proud starcho to boot!
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Cousin Sweet Potato is really nice and always gives sincere compliments.
(Sorry this ask blog isn't as active as I want it to be. I'm sure this ask is over a year old. Wow I'm bad.)
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WELP I HECKED UP.
I thought that last ask was for my other blog. WHELP
Please reask the blog so I can create the proper response.
Also sorry for the inactivity.
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What's your favorite game?
well right now it's LEGO Lord of the Rings or Lord of the Rings: War in the North
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(Oh lawd this is late.)
Thinking power is the best weapon you can use!
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Glad I made this before my tablet went kaput!
One year anniversary of when I made this blog!
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The reason why this blog seems dead is because my tablet died on me D: Might be awhile before I can finish the posts I was working on.
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My friend made me realise that Diglett is like a potato...
I am very tired.
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Hello hello!
lolsoyunapapa started following askapotatoe
freiheitwillich started following askapotatoe
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(I've had a few parakeets and I was told that potatoes are poisonous to them so I shouldn't feed them too many chips and such.)
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