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Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

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Luci can I marry you platonically :3

"Straight forward indeed, but if it is platonically.. i suppose why not? I can fit a second ring, if you know what i mean." He laughs

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"Hello people!! Questions are on the track, keep asking and i will answer! Hopefully the questions aren't too.. bizarre." chuckle

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"What is that thing..?"

hello wife im on a mission to harass every luci -𖤍

Leave and don’t ever return. Go back to the Lucifers from other universes, like @getlucifertherapy.

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"He's going all crazy and won't stop trying to steal the souls of some sinners and tried to eat my rubber ducks! He even ate a duck i made of your mother?!"

"Holy hell what is going on?!"

He calls charlie in his phone as he waited until she picked up

"Charlie, charlie.. i think alastor is going a bit.. like a deer in highlights, oh forget it, HE'S BEING A MANIAC!"

Dad? What's going on?-🌈

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He saw you taller than him as he stood froze, slapping you back down again

"Bowing is good."

The original angel 💖 ✨

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"Downright disgusting."

You're mentally unstable

"...Sure!"

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Are there any ducks u don't like

"Let me see.. i like all ducks, is there EVEN any ducks i don't like?!"

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yoinks ur hat and skedaddles

"Hey! My hat! Don't take them!"

He runs after you as he skedaddles aswell

"That hat contains powers!!"

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He suddenly opens the door and looks at you while dumbfounded

Did you do the work placement and the files just like i told you to? Im pretty sure the angels are gonna plan another extermination, Vox.

He looks at you, waiting for your reply

“Yes, of course I did your majesty.”

“And, sorry to ask, but what do you want ME to do about the extermination, your highness?”

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No i do not! I just get really bloated okay?! I would never be allergic to peanuts, im not weak.

Lucifer is allergic to peanuts, do NOT tell him I told you this.

(This is ofc a head cannon, but I still find it funny.)

"Interesting..."

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Oh you bitch, you wanna go at it-?! Lets fight then! Ill kick your ass ya fucking fawn!

He glares at you as he flaps his wings

If u had to choose between letting Husk have his soul back and killing Niffty, which would u choose?

"Kicking Lucifer"

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Okay Lucifer you now have tattoos, a piercing, and really awesome shirt. Now you're even cooler than Alastor could ever be.

How cool i would be?! I would look like the best king of hell ever! Even better than satan..

He laughs happily before taking the items you gave him

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fuck- forgot to tag that it was Azazel in prev ask-

just pretend i did

oopsssiiieeessss

No worries, are you and azazel the same person? I dont think you both are, or im just dumb! Haha! Oh boy, how hilarious.

He laughs nervously

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*Comes up to Lucifer out of complete randomness, holding his hat.*

"You forgot this in my room when you and Alastor showed me around. Wanted to return it."

Why thank you! I didnt know i lost this one, i have too many hats in my closet room.

Takes the hat from you before putting it on

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How awesome! Maybe try to examine it next time so i could help you whenever you have problems with it.

Alastor scoffs before looking at you

We would never get that much in physical, hes disgusting.

Oh really? Last night says otherwise when you were moaning and begging me to stop.

Alastor twitches as he throws lucifer down the balcony

*Approaches you with a wide smile on their face, extending their hand and offering a handshake.*

"Ah! Greetings, King of Hell! I'm Azazel, I'm sure you haven't heard of me. Though, that's besides the point. The point is, it's such a great pleasure to be meeting you!"

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How splendid! Pleasure to be meeting you aswell, Mr.. Mrs uh.. Azazel was it?

He looks at you while smiling awkwardly, just knowing about you, though he shakes your hand to be nice

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Lucifer pushes alastor away while alastor stays beside lucifer

So.. what's with that powers of yours? Looks pretty useful to me.

*Approaches you with a wide smile on their face, extending their hand and offering a handshake.*

"Ah! Greetings, King of Hell! I'm Azazel, I'm sure you haven't heard of me. Though, that's besides the point. The point is, it's such a great pleasure to be meeting you!"

@wishingup0n-th3stars (Azazel)

How splendid! Pleasure to be meeting you aswell, Mr.. Mrs uh.. Azazel was it?

He looks at you while smiling awkwardly, just knowing about you, though he shakes your hand to be nice