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Happy Valentines Day everyone, may your day be filled with love and compassion! And maybe a few Vs and Ds here and there wouldn't be too bad, also.

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Shit gimme a minute... Well, we get really good doctors compared to non-Templars which is really important considering how many near-death experiences I've had

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((Come on guys ask me stuff I actually want to draw and there are no questions))

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((Yo guys artist is back and tumblr fucked up and deleted all of the previous questions I had so hit me up!))

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Oh and also OUTFIT CHANGE

AGAIN

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Also what the fuck happened to my tags where did they go

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FINALLY getting to sift through messages on my old account, I'll answer them as I go along, sorry for being away for so long, got in a bit of trouble with the boss eue

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The easiest way is that you can be born into the order. Like, if your parents were Templars, or even just one parent, and they're still active in the Templar order, then you can be raised a Templar.

The other way isn't so simple, and while I can't give out everything you need to do, I can give some details.

1) Being a male helps. A lot. There are only a few instances where females are allowed to be in the Templar order and they probably work ten or twenty times harder than any male does. 2) You have to be well-versed in the art of fighting. We're knights, and we need to be able to wield a sword or a lance at any given moment. 3) If you're not good at swordplay, then you need to at least be able to get information from enemies easily. This is where being a female might pay off, if you're comfortable enough to get information that way. 4) It's also good to be well-versed in holy books. Trust me, if you don't know the entirety of Genisis before you join the order... You'll know the entirety of Genisis. (They're like fucking language arts teachers they'll make you over-analyze the whole fucking bible if they don't think you know enough. TERRIBLE thing to go through. As long as you're good at BS-ing things then you should be fine.) 5) Last but certainly not least: expect to die. Every day. Or at least really badly injured. Assassins are quick and the really good ones will pick you off without anyone else noticing until they find a rotten body in a haystack. Aaand I think that's all I can give you without getting into too much trouble. Good luck! Keep me up-to-date on how you do!

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You know, I've had an inkling that there were other worlds and universes and stuff. I think this chat client lets people speak from different universes, you know, just like how I'm allowed to talk to people from a different time frame with this witchcraft-of-a-contraption.

And I don't think this one was from around here.

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Helooo everyone~ I'm FINALLY back (so sorry for the long hiatus) and I found this thing called MSPARP and decided to see if I could cheer anybody up on it.

So far I got this fellow and I think I succeeded in making them happy

I'll be on for a bit more and then I'll answer some of those really (really [really]) old asks from like ages ago

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I mean, maybe it's because I don't like to hurt anyone?

Like, I just don't think it's necessary for all of this bloodshed.

But it seems like NOBODY can just talk things out and compromise.

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I was panicking last night my internet almost went out for three days. D:

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Why do I feel so comfortable in these colours? O_o

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Ask me stuff!

I'm FINALLY off of work for a while and have some free time! I'll answer some of the other asks I got on the old account, too, but feel free to hit me up!

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Wow. More errands to run.

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Oh my fucking GOD

I've been sitting outside of the guy's room with this jar of bugs for the entire day

The guy literally hasn't left his room

All fucking day

Emphasis on fucking

Holy shit nobody should ever see what I have seen here