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[askavriddler]

"happy fucking Halloween!"

@arkhambird

Almost a month early, you're out of loop, Jason.

[askavriddler]

Hey. I just wanted to say, you’re really pretty.

Pretty? How funny...

((he says as he ruffles his oily hair.))

[askavriddler]

I like you! Have a cupcake! 🧁

Ha, nice try Dark Knight! Sending minions to poison me with sweets, how childish, phf.

[askavriddler]

> olləH! ollǝH! <

Hello?

[askavriddler]

Oh. Hello~!

Is there a miss Riddler?

I will not answer such foolish questions!...a miss...ppf!

[askavriddler]

"No, of course not." The man looked down for a moment, his expression perplexed. Almost as if he was making something up. "You think I have enough resources to play around with? She's not in danger, the collar is an act."

who made you part of the plan?

@arkhambird

Let's see,

If I remember correctly, Crane himself showed up at my hideout's door steps, and offered this job. Destroying Batman? I agreed right away, only a fool wouldn't.

[askavriddler]

Saying that like he's any better, pff...

What’s your opinion on scriddler? Ya know, the ship between you and Riddler.

Hmm…

Edward is annoying, and I’m not in any place to be in a relationship. He’s attractive, but we shouldn’t be together romantically.

My god-complex and his superiority-complex would clash

[askavriddler]

Edward furrowed his eyebrows.

"Put that down! The smoke will mess with my robots! And lungs."

who made you part of the plan?

@arkhambird

Let's see,

If I remember correctly, Crane himself showed up at my hideout's door steps, and offered this job. Destroying Batman? I agreed right away, only a fool wouldn't.

[askavriddler]

"Damn it, Todd. Okay, okay. What do you do to relax?"

who made you part of the plan?

@arkhambird

Let's see,

If I remember correctly, Crane himself showed up at my hideout's door steps, and offered this job. Destroying Batman? I agreed right away, only a fool wouldn't.

[askavriddler]

Do you like Jazz B)

Yes I do actually!

I love it. So calm, helps me concentrate on my projects.

[askavriddler]

Ivy please, you know I'm deadly allergic to those little creepers. They don't even smell good, they're just a waste of space! And my time.

Please stop letting your vines grow under Gotham. I'm having troubles with getting to my own trophies because of them.

- Riddler (@askavriddler)

Oh, poor Nygma. Always thinking about himself. Don't you see it's for the greater good, Edward? My vines will grow and grow, until Gotham is destroyed and those filthy pollutants are gone.

So no - I simply can't stop them from growing.

@askavriddler

[askavriddler]

I'm gonna assume that's a sarcastic question...

wash day for the kittens!

[askavriddler]

A lot of my henchmen have left recently, claiming that being in my presence is not a real payment. Arseholes.

[askavriddler]

"Okay kid, I'm no therapist...but I am smarter than you, so maybe I can help.

Why'd you pay me a visit in the first place?"

who made you part of the plan?

@arkhambird

Let's see,

If I remember correctly, Crane himself showed up at my hideout's door steps, and offered this job. Destroying Batman? I agreed right away, only a fool wouldn't.

[askavriddler]

What am I looking at.

wash day for the kittens!

[askavriddler]

Hi Mr. Nygma, opinion on energy drinks? Or are you more of a 'black coffee' person? (Which is in my opinion the worst drink ever but yknow)

Energy drinks, what will those kids make up? I only drink black coffee, right from the coffee machine I myself constructed. As for the last part, don't worry, it's okay to be wrong.

[askavriddler]

"No, calm down! The Joker's dead, the damn Bat killed him...wait, why are you afraid?"

who made you part of the plan?

@arkhambird

Let's see,

If I remember correctly, Crane himself showed up at my hideout's door steps, and offered this job. Destroying Batman? I agreed right away, only a fool wouldn't.