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The problem with liking musicals is the fact that I can’t hear someone say “Who died?” without launching into an eight minute ballad about anarchy and bohemian ideals.

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“I’m still learning to love the parts of me that no one claps for.”

— Rudy Francisco (via yesdarlingido)

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#about me

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have you ever kissed a stranger?

That depends on your definition of the word stranger. Does someone I met an hour ago count? If so, guilty.

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tina, that's genius!! i wouldn't mind paying them to make an app like that. the world would be a much safer place. and you're definitely right about that. no one seems to be safe from the wrath of sue sylvester... or her spying. well, quinn fabray perhaps.

tina cohen-chang, what do you think i did? 👀 i mean, not that i know of? apart from refusing to drink her questionable concoctions, but that's nothing new and she knows it.

you know, i actually had a thought the other day that someone should ask one of the techy guys to create an app that people can input whenever there's a coach sue sighting, to help those of us who want to avoid her (anyone sane, i'd assume?) be able to do so more easily. if it makes you feel any better, i think she has eyes on everyone, not just you.

...unless you did something in particular to make her extra suspicious of you. 👀

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you know what, i don't think your theory is that far off. i'm not sure if it's the fact that she wants to join us, per se, but i do think it's highly likely that she was rejected in some type of performing arts environment at some point in her life. it's actually kind of sad when you think about it...

her loss indeed. isn't it terrifying how she goes absolutely ballistic when someone sings? it could still be pent-up anger from some kind of past trauma. who knows.

there's a very thin line between hate and love, and the passion this woman has for her vitriolic attitude towards the performing arts is a little suspicious, if you ask me. now, i'm no therapist, but i wouldn't be shocked to find out that she has some sort of buried desire to join us, and, out of fear of rejection, is simply pretending to loathe the craft instead.

that being said, i did once extend a metaphorical hand and sing to her in encouragement of opening up and joining us, and she threw a chair at me, so i'm not a hundred percent sure on this theory. ah, well. her loss.

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I don't blame you. Although I certainly don't think anyone did that on purpose, it's a serious safety hazard and it could've ended way worse. Perhaps we should get the squad together for extra safety training sometime this week? We can't have this happen again.

You're in the clear, Blaine. But if it happens again then whoever is responsible won't be. Yeah, I'm okay. I'm more angry than injured.

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no, that's sheets 'n things, sam. between the sheets is the sheet music store. the names are really confusing.

a secret spy mission? i'm in! maybe we'll be able to figure out why she's been acting extra sue lately. we've got to be super subtle about it, though, because i swear that woman notices everything.

between the sheets has music? i thought it was for like... bed stuff?

maybe she is spying on you? dude let's turn the chair back on her, and spy on her spying on you!

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It's starting to look like it. It's not exactly something to get FOMO over, though, so please teach me your secret.

Really? I don't think I've ever had a moment that made me go "wow, this must be how Coach Sylvester feels". Don't break out into song in the hallway, though. Noted. I'll try my best.

Am I seriously the only one who’s somehow managed to avoid running into Sue Sylvester?

She’s kinda relatable. The other day, someone broke out into song in the hallway, and I totally felt the same way she did. Please don't.

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or she's just being her usual unfriendly self and/or trying to intimidate you, like she does with pretty much everyone. i have so many questions though. starting with: the puckerman express, really? and why do you use the bathroom in her office? as far as i'm aware, i didn't screw up or piss her off, but it's coach sylvester, so you never know. now that i'm thinking about it, she did tell me i was being too cheerful for a monday morning the other day... and knowing her, that might just be enough of a reason to be plotting on me.

nah, i definitely feel you. at first i thought she was onto me for always using the bathroom in her office, but it's getting to a point with all the lurking where i think she might just want a ride on the puckerman express. probably not the case for you, though. did you screw up or piss her off at practice? cause she could deadass be plotting on you.

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Does anyone else ever feel like they run into Coach Sylvester just a little too often? I mean, it’s obviously not that odd when it happens in the hallways or at Lima Bean, but what on earth is she doing at Between The Sheets? She went into a minute-long rant about how much she hates sheet music just a few days ago, and something tells me she's not there for the impromptu live performances either. This was the third time this week that she was suddenly standing behind me, and I’m kind of starting to think she’s spying on me.

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movie musicals or broadway musicals?

I love both options, but if I had to pick one, I'd definitely choose Broadway musicals.

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I know I've already said this, but I swear it wasn't me. But gosh, that was a really close call. Are you alright?

The absolute incompetence that we have on the Cheerios is appalling. We don't work as hard as we do to have mediocre Cheerios and if I almost slip off the pyramid again because someone got distracted by the guys practice? I will personally have some words with Coach Sylvester and have those members kicked off the squad. Effective immediately.

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full name: blaine devon anderson nickname(s): b, bee, blaine warbler (formerly) birthday & age: april 5th, twenty-one years old zodiac sign: aries gender identity & pronouns: cis man, he/him sexual & romantic orientation: homosexual, homoromantic relationship status: single hometown: westerville, ohio current location: lima, ohio ethnicity: filipino-iranian height: 5'7 spoken languages: english, tagalog, high school level spanish & french occupation: student at wmu, drama camp counsellor during the summer, posts covers and original songs on tiktok and youtube major: musical theatre minor: music theory & composition clubs & teams: captain of the new directions (open to having another co-captain!), drama club, cheerios, dance, gay-straight alliance, photography, book club, cooking club, film club, international/foreign language club

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Anthony Keyvan as Rahim

Love, Victor | S2E06 Sincerely, Rahim

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*pretends to be mentally stable*