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where did u go its ben forever u never post no more :(

Well, it’s a multi reason thing!!

First of all, I stopped getting actual asks I could actually bounce off of and it was either ship hate, or ranting into this blog with such anger that it’s like. Please I’m Just A Person Who Enjoys This Character Please Talk to a Therapist.

Secondly, there was a really awful thing that happened.... someone tried character assassinating me for no reason and not only ended up hurting me, but traumatized my friends and I decided to go do other stuff that’s more enjoyable. I don’t have to worry about fake friends and I can eat delicious food that I cook with my best friend!? Win win. I might come back to this later but it left a really bad taste in my mouth especially since they’re active in the fandom.

Plus I’m working on some Very Very Cool things behind the scenes for my own personal work and it’s been very rewarding. Thanks for missing me but for now I’m in hermit mode, maybe see you eventually??

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Yes, I AM hilarious.

What I'm not doing is playing this game with you. Stop knocking on my door if you know what's good for you. I'm sleeping.

Well, well, well. I certainly didn't expect you of all people to be on here. - Dastardos

Ah, hello Dastardos @askdastardos! It’s a surprise to see you around and not banned off of social media. I reciprocate the shock you face. How many imbeciles have you taunted so far?

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‘It wasn’t me, Pumpkin Spice Latte, I’m hibernating.’

Well, well, well. I certainly didn't expect you of all people to be on here. - Dastardos

Ah, hello Dastardos @askdastardos! It’s a surprise to see you around and not banned off of social media. I reciprocate the shock you face. How many imbeciles have you taunted so far?

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Do you and your siblings get along?

Stardos shuffles uncomfortably....

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‘I’m not a child, I’m twelve! Stop talking to me like mum talks to Sidos...’

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can stardos stay around longer?

:)

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Stardos whos your favourite person in the world?

‘Oh, my mum is really cool! She can sail a a ship all by herself, she can carve wood and can cook anything and she fights pirates and-and, she made me this scarf! In fact, she’s made most of our clothes… she can do anything, really…’

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Oh uhhh, you've like, been sent into the future (more or less).

‘O-oh, awesome, I wonder what the garden looks like-

.......... nevermind, Sidos probably has inherited it by now......’

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Stardos are you feeling alright there? Is everything fine?

‘Yeah! I always feel OK and strong! But... I should probably get back to the garden, dad will be mad if I’m gone for too long... don’t want him to think I’m...... slacking off..........’

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‘I-I um........ Dad and Mum and Leafos and Storkos and Sidos and I were starting to harvest the um.... first crop of strawberries and-and now I’m here...... where exactly........... is here? This isn’t the garden........’

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‘................’

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Dastardos, m!a you're unsoured for 15 asks

‘Y-You DO realize that taking that away from him at the end of all this would destroy him, right? Are you SURE you want to do this!?’

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sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo howve you loosers been

‘We’ve been doing great! I hate that I had to have a bit of a forced vacation... and have to take naps in the afternoon but... things are (mostly) back to normal...’

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did Avalon recover okay??

She had to go back to working, not that I’m happy about it. It was nice... having her around all the time......

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How are the sours reacting to their new visitor?

‘They were very wary at first but she figured out pretty quickly that the best way to win a sour’s heart is through their stomach...’