i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
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“how are you”
i’m not answering any questions without my lawyer present
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“women only select the top 15% of men” i’ve seen what my friends are fucking and i’m going to be totally honest if THAT is what the top 15% of men walk around looking like i dread to imagine the other 85%
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Emily Dickinson, from a letter to Abiah Root written c. May 1852
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the sluttiest thing a man can do is send a voice note
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i can't be trusted with sour gummies i'm guzzling this shit down like a hog that's tasted blood
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I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).
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