askexpendablecaelis

[askexpendablecaelis]

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[askexpendablecaelis]

[Caelis listened carefully. He had that same blank expression on his face he seemed to hold consistently, but he was listening closely. Nodding at Calypso spoke, just to communicate to her he was listening.] "It's stuff you don't really find yourself getting exposed to when you're young, I think. I don't know. Different places and different times. I'm a transmasc individual myself, so. My knowledge on all this only came about the same time I wanted to transition. It's complicated in the beginning. You're not alone." [He reached out and gently handed Calypso something. A rock? I mean, it was kinda cool with all the stripes? But it was just a rock. Weird guy.]

"I started off genderfluid in my identity. Decided fuck it and started taking testosterone when I was 18. Decided I was transmasc. I went from.... Lesbian, to very bisexual, to very gay, to very asexual, to very bisexual again... The pipeline kept going to where I am now. Demiromantic bisexual. I think playing around with labels is a good way to figuring your shit out, it's healthy."

Now I'm questioning my sexuality...

[askexpendablecaelis]

“They’re called Orbeez. They’re made of something that makes them grow in water. Not edible unfortunately, I’ve tried.” [Brother what?]

“So they float a little in the water, but if you leave them in they’ll grow so big they fill the bottle.” [And he turned it right side up, the orbeez floating to the top.] “I like them cause of the colours. I used to put them on my windowsill back home, so when the sun rose the light would shine through the colours.”

What is wrong with expendables these days?....

[askexpendablecaelis]

“Kay. So. Little lesson here for you.” [He’s sitting on a crate by the way, his little soap box.]

“So. You’re probably aware your sexual attraction and romantic attraction can be different. Sometimes your romance attraction might not really match with Your sexual attraction, and that’s okay. Let’s use me as an example.”

“I consider myself something called demiromantic. I only feel a romantic attraction to people if I have a strong emotional bond with them. Romance is really hard for me to understand and grasp so I feel that label aligns with me well, it’ll make sense when it happens. That’s my romantic orientation. Whoever I date, if they align with me well, I can imagine a family and such with them. I could marry them if it comes to that.”

“Sexual orientation is different. That doesn’t need the romance attached to it unless you want it too. Based on you description, you sound demisexual. Make sense.”

Now I'm questioning my sexuality...

[askexpendablecaelis]

"Hey now. I'm not like other expendables." [He flicks his hair dramatically.] "I came to you with a gift."

[He pulled out a closed jar of water and hydrated orbeez. He tilts it upside down, the orbeez falling to the top.] "C'mon how is this not cool."

What is wrong with expendables these days?....

[askexpendablecaelis]

"Oh god bestie. Been there, done that, got the T-shirt, now I got top surgery."

"Not saying you need top surgery but y'know. I understand. What are you GAY. A little gay gal. Gay is cool."

[He was eating something? Looked like dried fish.]

"Don't worry whatever you are I'll get matching shirts for us. I'll get a shirt that says "boy kisser" and you'll get one that aligns with whatever you feel like. So tell me about it. What's the haps."

Now I'm questioning my sexuality...

[askexpendablecaelis]

“Oh word. Okay crazy suggestion but hear me out.”

“What if. Right. What if, and again, crazy suggestion.”

“What if I wreck his shit for you completely.” [He says, as a 5ft3 tall human with barely any muscle on his bones.]

"Is it normal for me to feel like I want to kill my shitty ex boyfriend who got me in this mess?"

[askexpendablecaelis]

“Wow. Who took this photo of us. Holy shit. Nothing is sacred.”

I AM CRINGE!!!! I AM CRINGE!!!!! BUT I AM FREE!

YES it’s Sebastian and yes it’s Caelis, my expendable OC, HRRR HRRR HRRR.

Words are from a song called Amor, I don’t know Spanish but from the translation, I thought it’d suit :)

Smooching these two. Anyways byyyeeee.

[askexpendablecaelis]

“Girl why is he NOT dead yet.”

"Is it normal for me to feel like I want to kill my shitty ex boyfriend who got me in this mess?"

[askexpendablecaelis]

OOC content for realsies.

Heeeeeyyyyyyy.

Sooooo, house got flooded. Sorry if art is gonna be late :’)

As of right now things seem generally okay. Our geyser exploded last night when I was streaming on twitch. Thankfully the power tripped before the ceiling almost caved in so by the time we were outside, so we were good in that department. Had to relocate some of our cats outside in a washing basket and a cat carrier, it was absolutely chaotic as fuck. Happened at like midnight too, so there’s that.

Currently we are okay. Water has been turned off while the geyser is broken. Given the electrics and how our house is wired up, we’re able to have electricity for sockets but no lights are available. We are waiting on seeing if someone can come replace the geyser, and we’re hoping to claim on some house insurance cause of it.

Overall, we’re okay. Cats and dogs are fine, I’m fine. PC is okay, just some plugs and adapters were underwater, but for now we’re good. I don’t think I can express enough how deep the water was in my PC room, it was ankle-deep. We’re looking into fixing it all.

[askexpendablecaelis]

"Oooohhh you got the waffling started, that's good, holy shit. Alrighty let me just." [He discarded his cup noodle somewhere and then moved down toward her tail laying limp on the floor, where he picked up her tail and started dragging her away.] "Off to sleepy time junction for yoooouu."

[He ends up dropping her off in a nest of pillows and blankets. How he got them? Who knows, but he did, and left her there to ride the wave.]

I can smell colours and see shapes...

[askexpendablecaelis]

[He waited. And he waited. And he waited some more. He finished the last of his cup noodle, scraping the last morsel of it into his mouth. Monch monch.]

[Dude he is taking A WHILE.] "Yeah, cause you are." [He actually snorted, he thinks he's so hilarious it's mad.] "I can drag you away somewhere and you can just get sofa locked for a while. This is really funny though."

I can smell colours and see shapes...

[askexpendablecaelis]

Caelis about Sebastian

Jarvis? Turn that fish man into sushi.

[askexpendablecaelis]

[He paused. And looked to a camera somewhere, possibly to HQ.] "Chat are you seeing this." [He then looked back at the creature.] "Do you. Have a name, maybe. At all."

[Bless he was so confused on how to interact with this little one.]

**a little shark, maybe 12? 13? Appears out of…nowhere or something, you didnt even see her comming, the little ''shark'' seems to be just a weird kind of silly cat with a pajama-ish jacket and pants, her cat tail is visible, so its not that hard to tell its a cat**

(btw this is a copy-paste i did for another blog lmao .-.)

(hellou! i present to u my antho cat/shark thing :D also srr for my bad grammar i dont really speak english ]: )

@expendables-ropg

"Oh." [Caelis was pretty neutral about this cat shark to approach him, his expression barely changed but that seemed his normal expression.]

"Is this like. Is this anthro-con. Am I in the wrong place. Like the really wrong place." [He didn't seem to expect an answer from anyone.]

"Hey. Hey someone left their kid behind." [He now turned his attention to the shark.] "Hey kid. Wow, you're. Cool. Looking. Are you lost or is this your home. Would be funny is Urbanshade dabbled in making fursonas real."

[He didn't seem displeased to see the creature, but it was incredibly hard to tell his exact feeling in this moment, really complicated. He looked as though he wasn't too sure how to feel.]

[But he's okay! He seemed to want to help the cat shark.]

[askexpendablecaelis]

"Okay. This is kinda crazy you're lost in Urbanshade of all places. Uh."

[Caelis thought for a moment, his head turned to the side in thinking. How does he go about this? This kid seemed so young and yet, not confused to be here?]

[He looked to her again.] "Name's Caelis. Kay-Lis." [He pronounced it clear for her.] "Are you. Lost. Do you need help or something."

**a little shark, maybe 12? 13? Appears out of…nowhere or something, you didnt even see her comming, the little ''shark'' seems to be just a weird kind of silly cat with a pajama-ish jacket and pants, her cat tail is visible, so its not that hard to tell its a cat**

(btw this is a copy-paste i did for another blog lmao .-.)

(hellou! i present to u my antho cat/shark thing :D also srr for my bad grammar i dont really speak english ]: )

@expendables-ropg

"Oh." [Caelis was pretty neutral about this cat shark to approach him, his expression barely changed but that seemed his normal expression.]

"Is this like. Is this anthro-con. Am I in the wrong place. Like the really wrong place." [He didn't seem to expect an answer from anyone.]

"Hey. Hey someone left their kid behind." [He now turned his attention to the shark.] "Hey kid. Wow, you're. Cool. Looking. Are you lost or is this your home. Would be funny is Urbanshade dabbled in making fursonas real."

[He didn't seem displeased to see the creature, but it was incredibly hard to tell his exact feeling in this moment, really complicated. He looked as though he wasn't too sure how to feel.]

[But he's okay! He seemed to want to help the cat shark.]

[askexpendablecaelis]

[Caelis went silent for a little bit as he slurped his noodles. It was really funny to him, the whole thing, but it was just made even funnier.] "Okay. Okay." [He eventually spoke up after the long silence.] "I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this, my dear friend. Dear fish friend. Dear Calypso."

"Did it not occur to you maybe Sebastian gave the funny gummy to the sea bunny to give to you." "Y'know, for a bit. To be silly haha."

"I feel like you and I both know that guy well enough to know he'd do that."

I can smell colours and see shapes...

[askexpendablecaelis]

**a little shark, maybe 12? 13? Appears out of…nowhere or something, you didnt even see her comming, the little ''shark'' seems to be just a weird kind of silly cat with a pajama-ish jacket and pants, her cat tail is visible, so its not that hard to tell its a cat**

(btw this is a copy-paste i did for another blog lmao .-.)

(hellou! i present to u my antho cat/shark thing :D also srr for my bad grammar i dont really speak english ]: )

@expendables-ropg

"Oh." [Caelis was pretty neutral about this cat shark to approach him, his expression barely changed but that seemed his normal expression.]

"Is this like. Is this anthro-con. Am I in the wrong place. Like the really wrong place." [He didn't seem to expect an answer from anyone.]

"Hey. Hey someone left their kid behind." [He now turned his attention to the shark.] "Hey kid. Wow, you're. Cool. Looking. Are you lost or is this your home. Would be funny is Urbanshade dabbled in making fursonas real."

[He didn't seem displeased to see the creature, but it was incredibly hard to tell his exact feeling in this moment, really complicated. He looked as though he wasn't too sure how to feel.]

[But he's okay! He seemed to want to help the cat shark.]