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hows the circus been

Dreaaaaaaadfully dull, baby. Guess it’s the wrong season for shows.

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Yes, hello one and all. If your dim-witted brain cells are bright enough to comprehend this message, then you’ll know it is I, the Riddler. I will be here for my personal benefit, but knowing that you all could use some sort of intelligence in your lives, I will be providing that too. Really, everyone wins, but mostly me. So ask me questions, solve my riddles, but don’t think of cheating.

-E?N

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Oh hey, that’s a good idea doc!! Thanks!!

I am sooooo bored~! Any ideas on what I should do?

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I am sooooo bored~! Any ideas on what I should do?

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((hey y'all, in light of recent events I want to make it clear that if you are a cop or support cops I do not want you on my blog.

I do not want you following me or interacting with my content.

I try to keep this blog in character and something you can look at and not have to worry about current events, but this needed to be addressed.))

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I’m here to say, to all my darling followers- Happy Pride!! Remember that even if other people don’t accept you for who you are, there’ll always be people who do!

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Soooo.. I got the bird. I’m thinking on naming her diva~! She’s just the like, CUTEST!!!

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Good afternoon, Gotham. It seems to me all of you delicate little flowers have been enjoying yourselves far too comfortably. So I’m here to change that. You may call me Mister Bloom, you may ask me questions, and you may prepare for your demise at my hands. Have a nice day~

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How’s the circus been?

Pretty quiet, actually... oh well, we’ll get more customers soon!

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German dagger.

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I’m gonna buy a BIRD and it’s gonna be ADORABLE!

...Do I have enough room in my yard to steal a flamingo?

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Bolton found out Calendar Man was killing people and is coming after him, you and the others may want to be on high alert

That little shit won’t lay a HAND on my boyfriend! Thanks for warning me, sugar. I’ll keep him close.

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Did you know Lyle Bolton is coming after Calendar Man?

He’s WHAT?!

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Okay MAYBE at the circus, because having a giraffe would be cool as hell.

Creeps I don’t have space in my house for a g i r a f f e -E.F ~

Can’t we keep em at the Circus with Piggy?

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE~!

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Did you steal the giraffe? Or did just wake up and there was a giraffe by your pool?

Creeper considered stealing one. That is all.

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mY HOUSE IS NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR A GIRAFFE-

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Well THAT wasn’t fun~!