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May I steal some of your confidence? I really need it to become a functioning person....

Who says you need to steal it, dear?

Just remind yourself of how much of a sexy bitch you are every time you look in a mirror (Once every few hours, preferably). Also, if you can, the heels must be no shorter than two inches.

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So was Rocky a success at first attempt.. or are there any prototype Rockies wandering around

No

Many decomposed on their own, some wandered away.

I'm terribly not sorry for the short answer, I'd like to refrain from providing too many details on such a topic

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@askbradmajors...

Imagine being Brad Majors but this person Brad Majored better than you ever, ever will.

it’s been one year since I brad majored for an art project.. just realised I never posted it on here

hoping to dress up again soon!!

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erm.. did everyone just forget that the police found dismembered limbs in your apartment back in 2011 :/

You've forgotten? Hold on dear, I need to leak some more photos to the press.

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i love you... but have you ever noticed how you can't spell frankie without fake??? and that's exactly what your disdain for janet is, FAKE. the way you were rubbing yourself like a cat on that poor thing AFTER finding out she got your man and all that touching on the pool... deny as you want frank, but i know you wouldn't reject her if she wanted round 2 👅

Wanting someone in that way is different than enjoying their personallity, anon...

Janet is Janet. There really is no other answer to this question.

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Bradley, the closet is made of glass and even the person who made this beautiful post thinks so.

My slumbering Rocky horror hyperfixation burped out an idea today

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*gasp* impersonator, what are you doing?!

Impersonator? Moi?

Who the hell would pretend to be yours truly just to answer the idiotic and sometimes intrusive questions of their adoring fans?

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I told you about my toenail because I feel that I have a deeper spiritual connection with you

-Ingrown anon

I take it back.

Are you sure you, yourself are not Riff Raff? At least a clone of him? Possibly Magenta on her stranger days?

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Denial is a river.

I know what you are

What do you mean...?

I have nothing to hide! I'm an open book! I certainely never desired to be with someone that I shouldn't be, dammit!

And no, my childhood feelings for Paul McCartney do not count, everybody has "Same Sex Attraction" at that age, my father (Who was a doctor, not just any old average joe!) has confirmed it whenever I asked.

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Who's your main pop girlie (if you like the genre)

How dare you even ask this? Obviously, I dedicate my heart and soul to our one true savior Lady Gaga.

However...

If Madonna counts in this cenario, disregard my entire last sentence. Nobody has anything on Madonna.

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Who up Frank-n they Furter?

@askacreation Who horrorin' up they Rocky?

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at the club, straight up franking it. And by "it" I mean my furter

These just keep getting better and better, wonder if you could show @askbradmajors your beautiful talents.

He will "Love" it.

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I have the worst ingrown toenail and it has been messing up my life for over a month now

Why must you tell me this? I'm not @askahcndyman....

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NOT YOU TOO, MY DARLING! RESIST THE URGE! DO NOT JOIN THEM!

NOTHING BEATS A JET2 HOLIDAY!!!

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This is making me feel things that I don't want to feel...

The more time I spend with the braincell the more I realize that I don't know who I am. Am I just a collection of parts put together for a scientist's pleasure? I was meant to be a brainless machine but I find myself wondering what else life has to offer...

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she Frank on my N til I Furter

Let's make this a little game, dearies.

She Sword on my Damocles till I Rocky horror

@askacreation

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This is the bitch fight anon haaayyyyy 💋💋💋 Rocky got nothing on me just saying

You do seem different from him, in all the right ways of course.

Not to say I don't adore my muscle bound companion, but it's nice to know I have options that are...more like me.