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ummm.... i think you only answered 2 asks before leavi--

okokimsorrypleasedontkillmeeeeeeee

"Yeah, well! Well! SHUT UP! We're. Busy."

".. we've, like, done nothing for months."

"YEAH. WE'VE BEEN BUSY. DOING. DOING NOTHING."

"We forgot we had this."

"OoOOoOoOo... She forgot.. She forgot.. She forgot.."

(NOW its three. LMFAOOO.. in all honesty um. I didn't FORGET I had this blog I just. Found a new fandom. Yikes. My mistake I should've said that I was probably gonna go on a long break.. I feared the day would come where someone would send another ask to this blog.. Its ooc, I forgot every plan or lore I made, and. LMFAO. I might not quit per se, but also don't hold your breath.. So sorry again omg...)

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Do any of you like dancing? Or basically what type of dances do y'all do. Pop jazz etc.

"OH! OH! Like, I do showdance!"

"I ALWAYS LIKE DANCING!! Its so fun to jump around and wave your arms and stuff!"

"Like, that's not dancing, that's, like, being a weirdo."

"WHAAAT?! What do you mean?! Of course it's dancing!"

"Uh, like, Nuh uh!"

"YUH HUH?! Just because your dance has a fancy name doesn't mean my dancing isn't real! This is danceism!"

".... Danceism?"

"Ignoring.. That. I enjoy dancing too, even if it doesn't have a name, it's fun to unwind."

"Yeah! It's tiring as hell though. Seriously, so much effort for what?!"

"Just Dance is fun."

"Oh my god yeah!"

"Just Dance, yeah, holy shit.."

"SHIT!"

"RUBY I SWEAR TO GOD DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME AGAIN YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT A BLOODY SWEAR WORD IS."

"AND, LIKE, OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW DANCEISM ISN'T, LIKE, A THING!"

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reference to the "teeth-on-teeth contact" ask:

umm... Pencil, how tf do you kiss??

"... How do YOU?"

"Who have you kissed like that before...?"

"Uh, shut up! Doesn't matter, does it?! Doesn't everyone kiss like that? Teeth-on-Teeth!"

"Ohhh my god..."

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*hesitates before blowing dust off blog*

Time to answer 3 questions forget about lore I put in then leave for another blue moon

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woahwoahwoahwoah Book

what did you mean when you said "You always can." when Ice Cube said she could handle more blood from the Fear Garden movie??

Ice Cube, is this normal for you???

"Oh, yeah. That.. She's quite the enthusiast for.. Interesting media.!"

"I like horror movies. Pencils a coward."

"I HEARD THAT!"

"Good."

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I thought there was a yellow text option, but maybe I was wrong?? Ah, whatever

Does it snow in yoyleland?

"Snow? I think it did around.. Christmas time? Last year?"

"Yeah, not much though. Enough for Ruby to freak out, however."

"SNOWBALL FIGHT!!!!!"

"Please God, no. Not again."

(Also ooc GAHH I WISH THERE WAS YELLOW. I'VE NEVER HAD IT. IT'S SO PAINFUL WRITING PENCILS AND MATCHS TEXT THEY LOOK SO AWK TOGETHER..)

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Are Pencil & Match dating?

(And r the other members in a relationship?)

"We wish. Those two are in their own romcom."

"They flirt with each other then say they're just friends! I just wish they'd kiss kiss shut up and get it over with!"

"Not to mention Pencils obvious pining before Match returned."

"They've always been like this. Match especially, she's.. A little obsessed."

"What are you guys, like, talking about?"

"NOTHING."

"Oh, and the rest of us? None of us are in a relationship."

"OMG! Are you guys, like, talking about crushes?!"

". Uh. Sure. that."

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"Pencil!! It's pride Month!! You know what that means!!"

"What. ? Do you want us to. Do. Gay asks? What?"

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Wait, you guys saw that 'Fear Garden' movie, right?

What did you think of it?

".. Ugh. That. It was.. IT WAS.."

"Plot? Intriguing concept. Execution? Disturbingly well."

"I LIKED IT!!!"

"OF COURSE YOU DID!"

"So did I."

"It was.. It was nice.. Traumatizing- but. Very good. It's a horror, it did it's job."

"Like, erm. I didn't see much of it. I, like, heard it though! Sounded, like, gruesome."

".. How did you not see it?"

"Yeah, you sat closest to the cinema screen?"

"Like, I dunno."

"Ignoring that, it was very good. Highly recommend if you haven't seen it!"

"And if you have the stomach for it."

"You know, I saw posters for a sequel of it too, somewhere in the cinema!"

"OH PLEASE GOD NO."

"Omg!!! Like, we should, like, totally see it!"

"I don't think I can handle any more blood.."

"I can."

"You always can.."

"You're all masochists."

"Weakling!"

"HEY—!!"

"Hopefully she won't have to step out every 5 minutes again."

"Like, she did that??"

"How did you not see-?? You were closest to her too!"

(Ignore me using this as an excuse to sing fear garden praises BUT OH MY GOD FEAR GARDEN 😍 best book I've ever read I wish I could write a book report on it for my English GCSE if write so many fucking pages it traumatized me in the best way possible <3.. Also ignore my head canon that match is blind as a fucking bat LMAOO!! Long AN sorry but also if you guys want more long convos like this instead of just plain answers please let me know!! I love knowing what y'all want out of the blog xoxo and also general interaction is nice! :3)

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Pencil, why are you British? Is it some sort of disease you’ve contracted or were you forced into it?

". . . For your information, I was born into it."

"So, like, forced into it?"

"I-"

"Oh, like, you poor soul, I'll, like, make sure to pray for you now."

"You're not even religious!"

"I, like, am now. The tragedy.."

"YOU'VE LITERALLY KNOWN SINCE YOU MET ME WHAT THE FU"

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Well, well, well, what do we have here..?

FreeDumb, or was it FreeIntelligence? Intelligent? Smart?

...Right, FreeSmart.

ANYWAYS, You fools have no idea what's going on, right?

...

Exactly, ignorance is bliss.

Or is it?

See you soon, FreeDumb, for I still have to achieve my goal.

-a ruthless, rather selfish speaker box

"Um. Okay then.? Rude."

"Like, what is that?"

"I dunno, random ask from a random arsehole. Being cryptic or whatever. Jeez, no one cares. Get a life!"

"That's a little rude?"

"They called us dumb! Eye for an eye!"

"Eye for an eye, and you'll make the world blind.."

"... Oh look, I'm Book! I have inspirational quotes from the cat posters in my therapists office!!"

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MATCH I DARE YOU TO KISS PENCIL OR ELSE YOU'D BE HUNG BY A ROPE

"UM, LIKE, EXCUSE ME?!? LIKE, WHAT IS, LIKE, WRONG WITH YOU!! I DON'T NEED A THREAT TO KISS PENCIL!"

"."

"That was, like, way louder then I needed to be. Anyways!! I don't, like, need a threat to kiss my bffs. Seriously, like, jeez, get your own besties to kiss before, like, worrying about mine."

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hey ruby, if you really like eating drywall so much, then why don't you check on the walls right now? it'd be crazy if there was breathing coming from the walls

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"OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK"

"Ruby, langua— OH BLOODY FUCKING HELL"

".. 😨"

"WHY???? WHAT??? FOR WHAT PURPOSE?!"

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Why hello y'all!

How is everyone doin?

".. We just got back from the most traumatizing movie of our lives. Other than that? Greeaaatt."

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(mod ask... do you allow anon magic? you can see other blogs as to what it is)

Anon magic... You know what, for shits and giggles, sure LMAO

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good thing spongey wasnt in there, or else she would fucking rip everything in yoylecity to shreds

"Oh, please. She already has."

"Who?"

"Match. I think."

"OH."

"They're still repairing the damages, I think. "

(Yeah for now you just have these 3 before I go to bed the others are. Idk shopping. Probably. Maybe causing WW3. Who knows. )

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Anytime I think of this blog I picture a White man of advanced years with a gray beard wearing a torn shirt legs are not visible his arthritic hands have noticeably tattered shackles on the back of the monster flaunts an impressive hump

.. OOC. I can't tell whether this is a compliment or not but even so I will cherish this ask forever. I cannot even call this an ask. This is a blessing.