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A few days ago, some guys came to the steak house I work at and ordered a Downtown Brownie, which is this huge ass brownie with ice-cream and whipped cream and hot fudge and chocolate chips. They wanted to share it, but they were both guys, so they made me put it on 2 plates. So I did this.

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Apparently, Trickster mode affects each fandom differently. Alas, Homestuck did not know this. Suddenly 2P!Hetalia. Also drag certain panels if you want to. Or not. Whatevs.

(First of several Trickster!Tumblr strips) Where the madness all started

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SOME HIGHLIGHTS FROM LAST NIGHT WHEN I WAS ANSWERING ASKS.

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Got my new wig in two days ago and I got excited so have a shit ton of closet cosplay aradia

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look at this fucking cookie. look at it. i bought this fucking cookie at my school’s cafeteria. it is the size of my face. i bought it for 2 dollars. this cookie is supposed to inspire sharing among the students because its so fucking huge but clearly whoever thought of that little idea did not understand teenagers. this cookie is a challenge. nobody shares these cookies. they fucking eat the whole thing by themselves because its there. fucking gigantic cookies. fuck.

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Weeaboos.

In every Fandom there are weeaboo's yes, but there are also people too uptight.

If your in the hetalia fandom and you love france knowing he would never truly hurt someone, than you know his character well.

If your in the Homestuck fandom and you believe eridan is actually a passionate and misunderstood man who falls in love too quick and gets hurt to much, than your not just another weeaboo.

But when your so fixated on the sentiments to where you can't even make a rapist or desperate joke, your missing the point.

A fandom isn't just about knowing the characters inside and out, its about loving, laughing, and making the most out of things. There is a difference between joking about something you love, and thinking that's what they are.

Germany /is/ an adorable older uke, but he is also a fierce German leader who always who suffers with the fear he isnt good enough for the ones he loves.

Dirk /is/ a guy who is obsessed with plush smuppt rumps, but also he makes them to sell so he can support his brother and give him the life he deserves.

The difference between a weeaboo and a true fan isn't weather or not they call a character "Kawaii", but weather or not they know the story behind them.

Stop hating on the fans just because you forgot what it's like to laugh, we love characters and fandom just as deeply as you do.

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~~**~~TUMBLR USER FLARPERIDANS MASSIVE 200+ FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY YEEHAW~~**~~

so i said that i would be doing an art giveaway when i got to 160 followers, but i didnt have enough money or the time to do it (゜▽゜;)

that was ages ago and a few months ago i got  to 200 followers and i really wanted to thank you guys so im doing a giveaway!!!

so the prizes will be as follows-

1ST PLACE 

ONE (1) FULL COSPLAY (INCLUDES SHOES, PANTS, CONTACTS, AND ONE (1) PROP) OF ANY CHARACTER IN THE COMIC. (unfortunately, this has to exclude bigger cosplays like The Condesce and the Summoner due to the hornsize. i will however make the full cosplay save for horns if you really want them. also, the prop cant be too large due  to shipping costs or it can be a puppet/stuffed toy of your choosing if you wanna cosplay dirk or something. if you have a prop in mind but dont know if it will fall into the guidelines, then feel free to send me an ask if you  think its too big uvu)

IF YOU WIN 1ST PLACE AND ARE ALSO A FOLLOWER

ONE (1) FULL COSPLAY

ONE (1) FULL GOD TIER COSPLAY OF YOUR CHOOSING (doesnt have to match the first cosplay and can be personalised (e.g you can have a knight of doom or rogue of hope or bard of time or whatever you want))

100 US DOLLARS/100 GBP TO SPEND ON WHATEVER YOU WANT FROM EITHER AMAZON, EBAY, ETSY, THINKGEEK, AN ONLINE FASHION STORE, CONTACT LENSES STORE OR ANOTHER STORE OF YOUR CHOOSING

2ND PLACE

ALL BETA KIDS SHIRTS

ALL ALPHA KIDS SHIRTS

OR

ALL ALTERNIAN KIDS SHIRTS

AND

A GOD TIER HOODIE/ZIP UP OF YOUR CHOOSING

FOUR (4) HOMESTUCK PINS OR TWO (2) NECKLACES

and thats about it for the prizes (｀・ω・´)” moving onto the rules:

one (1) reblog per blog

likes count

no side blogs or giveaway blogs

you dont have to be following but you will get the extra prizes listed above and a secret special extra prize, plus i usually do follow back!

international shipping is a-ok!

the winner will be chosen by a random number generator and messaged privately on october 1st!

good luck everyone! ヽ(*⌒∇⌒*)ﾉ

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grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE

me: no thanks grandma

grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE

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XDXDXDXD

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This is Bro Strider selling Yaoi at Otakon 

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What  does the fox say has nothing on this. I guarantee you will laugh your ass off.

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Please, I need a doctor. 

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