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I would rather die. Before I see. Either Burr's. Or Jefferson's. Presidency. 👎👎👎👎.

George Washington

[askgeneralwash]

Hello Tumblr.

I'm using his blog to announce to all of you that sadly, your President and General, George Washington, has passed away due to issues caused by his throat infection. 😢

The funeral will be hosted tomorrow at 10 am. Everyone who wishes to come pay their respects is invited to do so. 🙏😔

❗Available merch tomorrow:

- Make America Gay Again t-shirts 👕;

- Little horses souvenir written "hay heaven"🐎🪽;

- "you look good like open casket good" stickers ✨⚰️;

- "RIP George Washington" t-shirt with a beautiful design ✨👕;

- "See You Soon" hats for older guests 🤭🧢;

- "you put the FUN in funeral" glasses 😁🥤;

- M. Wash.

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if you and the king are like married who’s on top

ok bye

God. ☝️🙏.

George Washington

[askgeneralwash]

Martha decided she is coming to Britain. God I hate when she makes a big fuss. I'm not dying.

George Washington

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I'm sorry for not posting. I just need a break. I need to get better. I don't feel so good.

George Washington

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mr dad are you okay dont die i’d be very sad

Hey kid. I'm handling it.

George Washington

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dad are you okay? i feel like something bad happened

-🐱💒

I'm fine. Georgie spent the day with me. And the doctor is trying his best.

George Washington

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Nothing wrong kid. All is good.

George Washington

dad what happened

Nothing. Everything is fine.

George Washington

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dad what happened

Nothing. Everything is fine.

George Washington

[askgeneralwash]

Enjoying the small things in life. We never know. What tomorrow might bring. 🍃✨☯️.

George Washington

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Thank you dear.

Also. We need to talk. For a moment. I have no intention to scare you. My dear. Just something I need to say.

Yours. Always.

Oh? Well... yes, of course. Anything, my love. You know you can always speak to me.

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My dearest,

I’ve just finished settling Mammon in for the night. I’m free now—are you still waiting beneath that tree? Forgive me if I’ve kept you waiting too long.

Yours,

George R.

— @askyourking

Yes I am. It's okay. You're free now. Come here.

Yrs.

G.

[askgeneralwash]

I would rather die. Before I see. Either Burr's. Or Jefferson's. Presidency. 👎👎👎👎.

George Washington

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Ehehehhehe. Okay my love. For you I will.

Chilling. In the shade. , 👍👍👍.

George Washington

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Come onnnnnn. Join me. Pretty please. 🥺🥺🥺.

Chilling. In the shade. , 👍👍👍.

George Washington

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Chilling. In the shade. , 👍👍👍.

George Washington

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Chilling. In the shade. , 👍👍👍.

George Washington