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Glen it was so great to see you again this week! I thought your sweatband went so well with your bowling team shirt. ;-) How long have you been playing pool? Will you try out Dembe's bowling tips? And how are those two blondes of yours doing?

Thank you! It does help to be dapper. It messes psychologically with your opponent and also dazzles the ladies. I’ve been playing pool for three years...though I know it might seem like it’s been a lot longer. I’ll take @askdembezuma ‘s advice on bowling if he gets his butt out on the lanes with me. As for the girls, they’re doing great. Planning on entering them a pet Halloween costume contest. 

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Hello Glen You're the only one who can tease Red.Why you do that always. @askraymondredredding is such a sweetie Be gentle for him he has a hard time now. To search for Elizabeth and Agnes

If I’m too easy on him, he’ll wallow in his sorrow. He needs a friend to cheer him up sometimes, that’s why I do it. Life sucks and sometimes he takes it all too seriously. That said, I’ll do everything I can to help find Elizabeth and Agnes. I’m sure @askraymondredreddington knows that. 

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Hudson can visit me if he wants later, but I’m not letting @askraymondredreddington off the hook just yet. I do have a life, you know. 

Knock. Knock.

Hey, @askraymondredreddington!  Are you home?  It’s me. Hudson Keen.  You know, Lizzie’s dog?  Can you open the door please?  I know you live here.  And I can hear meowing!  @askmrcatington, I can hear you and smell you.  Please let me in. 

I brought my own bone!

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I wouldn't know about the carpet cleaner, but I bet you @askmisterkaplan probably does.

Whaddya say, @askmisterkaplan ? What’s your trick for barf? It’s gotta be easier than blood...right? Please say I’m right. I am really gonna lose my security deposit here. 

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How are those sweet two ladies Red set you up with?

They’re..well..I never was a dog person before. But I think I am now. Other than the barfing. Who knew dogs couldn’t eat tacos? I mean, I’m not a complete dumbass, but I figure if they can eat roadkill in a can, a little Taco Bell shouldn’t hurt them, right? Wrong. Big wrong. You don’t happen to know a good place to rent a carpet cleaner, do ya?

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You act like striking it through means I can’t read it.

And do you really want to piss off someone who can get your car impounded with two keystrokes?

Let me introduce you to my team,

While I try to take some time out for myself, and my wine, let me introduce you to the patient souls who help to keep the Reddington wheels turning :

@askdembezuma @askmisterkaplan @askglenjellybeancarter @askmarvingerard

They’re so often overlooked by people. Never by me. Even if Glen is a pain in the ass.

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Well, well, well....if it’s not the Grammar Nazi!

Got a little too much time on your hands?

Do you have a favourite country to visit?

Well. That all depends on the reasons for visiting. I try to find something beautiful in each country I visit.

Scotland for it’s sharp edges. Brazil for it’s passion.Australia for it’s ease.Switzerland for it’s chocolate.I could go on and on. So no, I don’t have a favourite. I have favourite reasons to visit, but not a favourite location.

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I will admit, this was not my finest moments. But @askraymondreddington really doesn’t need to bring it up every time I see him. That’s totally dsylexic discrimination!

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How about legal advice? 

BRING YOUR WORST 

I am now taking questions about my escapades with these goons, or anything at all. 

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Okay.

Ressie.

You and Tom bicker a lot about the other making assumptions about past experiences/upbringings/etc... Name one true (and meaningful!) thing about your past that he doesn't know and ask him to do the same. Honesty hour for Tessler!

Why do you anons want to force this Tessler thing on us?  @askthomasvincentkeen and I aren’t friends.

Besides, I doubt a liar by trade would willing offer up anything truthful to me.

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I’m not asking you to look at it. You’re not my type, Ressie.

You and Tom bicker a lot about the other making assumptions about past experiences/upbringings/etc... Name one true (and meaningful!) thing about your past that he doesn't know and ask him to do the same. Honesty hour for Tessler!

Why do you anons want to force this Tessler thing on us?  @askthomasvincentkeen and I aren’t friends.

Besides, I doubt a liar by trade would willing offer up anything truthful to me.

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I have hair. It’s just not on my head. Just ask @askraymondreddington

You and Tom bicker a lot about the other making assumptions about past experiences/upbringings/etc... Name one true (and meaningful!) thing about your past that he doesn't know and ask him to do the same. Honesty hour for Tessler!

Why do you anons want to force this Tessler thing on us?  @askthomasvincentkeen and I aren’t friends.

Besides, I doubt a liar by trade would willing offer up anything truthful to me.

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I can be hilarious and useful at the same time. Just like your hair.

You and Tom bicker a lot about the other making assumptions about past experiences/upbringings/etc... Name one true (and meaningful!) thing about your past that he doesn't know and ask him to do the same. Honesty hour for Tessler!

Why do you anons want to force this Tessler thing on us?  @askthomasvincentkeen and I aren’t friends.

Besides, I doubt a liar by trade would willing offer up anything truthful to me.

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Hey, you don’t stomp the life out of a garden gnome and not expect to hear it about for the rest of your life. 

You and Tom bicker a lot about the other making assumptions about past experiences/upbringings/etc... Name one true (and meaningful!) thing about your past that he doesn't know and ask him to do the same. Honesty hour for Tessler!

Why do you anons want to force this Tessler thing on us?  @askthomasvincentkeen and I aren’t friends.

Besides, I doubt a liar by trade would willing offer up anything truthful to me.

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No, he’s afraid of Garden Gnomes.

You and Tom bicker a lot about the other making assumptions about past experiences/upbringings/etc... Name one true (and meaningful!) thing about your past that he doesn't know and ask him to do the same. Honesty hour for Tessler!

Why do you anons want to force this Tessler thing on us?  @askthomasvincentkeen and I aren’t friends.

Besides, I doubt a liar by trade would willing offer up anything truthful to me.

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Red begs to differ

Red is the best judge of character I’ve ever met. So if he trusts me, I would say there’s a good reason. 

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I hate pathological liars

Are you talking to me or the mouse in your pocket? Because I don’t lie.