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Is Gregory single? A-asking for a friend of course! hehe

"My, now this is more like it! You people sure know how to make an old rat feel special..."

"...Is this friend in the room with us right now...? Hee hee hee..."

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Gregory, you're really cute you know that?

"Who, me? This old rat? Heehee..."

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said the old fleabag'/lh

"OLD?! Oh that is IT! Not another word out of ANY of you, you hear me?!"

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Hello, Neko. Hey, I have a question…what was it like…before and when you first got here? You don’t have to talk about it if you don’t want to. *hands you some chocolate*.

His ears perk up and his eyes soften.

"Is that chocolate? That's my favorite food! Thank you..."

He takes the chocolate in his paws and gobbles it all up in seconds.

"...I guess I could tell you about what my life was like before I came here. It won't change anything, anyways."

"I didn't always look like this. Before, I was just a normal cat. I lived in a great, big house with lots of fancy-looking furniture everywhere, and my family gave me lots of delicious food when it was time to eat.

"One day, my family took me with them on a business trip, and somehow we ended up here..."

He looks down.

"I can't really remember a lot else, at least not very well...I remember my family arguing a little bit, and then arguing with Gregory at the front desk. I was thrown in one of those nicer rooms and locked in before I heard them all yelling at once, some terrifying screams, and..."

"...and then I was in this cell. And I couldn't see or hear anything. I couldn't even open my mouth, and everything hurt so, so much I just wanted to scream, but I couldn't...!!!"

"..." A deafening silence fills the air, as he appears to be stuck in a trance.

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I talked to Neko though! He’s kind and intelligent and cautious and thoughtful! And the only time he was off the walls was when he was so starving he couldn’t think straight!

"Oh, really? If he's so 'kind and intelligent' and whatnot, then maybe he should learn not to bite people when he doesn't get his way! My poor tail still has his nasty bite marks on it!"

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((OOC: Threw some more asks in the queue! Sorry for being slow to answer asks again.))

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Chef, do you actually like Catherine or are you just going along with it in a desperate attempt to get her to leave you alone?

"...I don't care what she does...as long as she stays out of my way..."

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((OOC: Thanks for all of the boops lol, unfortunately since this is a sideblog I cannot boop back physically but I am booping you all back in spirit))

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“Poor old rat”? You are literally a supernatural being who owns this place! And judging from what I’ve heard, you were the one responsible for torturing Neko!

"That's an interesting story, but the fact of the matter is that cat is locked in his cell because he's a rotten little beast who needs to be kept away from our guests.

"Do you know how bad it'd be for business if word got out that this little fleabag was running amok, scratching and biting anyone who comes too close? I'd go out of business!"

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Hey Catherine, this is for the fandom, or so I think. How would you feel about the nickname "Cathy"?

"What an adorable little nickname! I absolutely love it! ♡ You must introduce me to this 'fandom' at once! Is he handsome?"

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Yo Catherine if you like blood so much then why just use a smaller needle your patients won’t run if you have a small needle. I think…

"Ugh. Don't even tease me with that idea."

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Have any new guests recently, Gregory? :0

"Any that haven't disappeared...? Hee hee hee..."

"...Oh, pardon me! I was just talking to myself, my friend. Our hotel has actually been quite busy lately! Lots of new people coming and, ah..."

"...Well, it's been very prosperous is what I mean to say, my friend."

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Question for the guest if anyone got sick What would their reactions with how would the others react and how would you do to fix it I'm just curious?

Besides if you have doctors and nurses and you get injured too do they take care of the sick too?

"Oh, are you new here? I gotta run, but if you ever get sick or hurt the nurse will come see you right away! She has a...sixth sense for it or something, so you don't ever have to worry about not being able to get to the hospital or call an ambulance."

"...and don't be scared of her big needle! It's a lot to take, but she's a nurse. And you should always do what your doctor says if you want to stay healthy!"

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((OOC: Mun has thrown the remaining asks in the queue because I don't want to spam the main tag @_@))

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Hello Gregory, what's something you loathe that isn't related to the hotel?

"Something not related to the hotel? You sure gave me a stumper, didn't you? Hee hee hee..."

"Oh, I'm just kidding. Don't give me that look. This place is just wonderful, really."

"If I had to pick anything, it'd have to be that darned influenza or whatever that's going around! I swear, I always fall terribly ill when I have important business to attend to! Try balancing all of this nonsense with pneumonia at my age."

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I have a question for Roulette Boy, who's your favourite guest to play with?

"My favorite guests to play with are my best friends Mummy Dog and My Son! Together, we make The Wimp Brigade! Yay!"

"...But I also love to play Hell's Roulette with Gregory and those people he brings in the hotel! I don't think they like it as much as I do, though..."

"...I wonder why? Ahaha!!"

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Gregory, we know it was YOU who sewed up Neko Zombie. And the fact that you BEAT and STARVE and IMPRISON and HARASS him. How could you? What do you have against him? Why? What’s the point? What the HELL did he ever do to you?

"...Accusing me, a poor old rat, now, are we? Heh! I suggest you watch your mouth, my dear. It would be quite a shame if you mouthed off to the wrong person, wouldn't it?"