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??????: hahahaha youre funny. that chump WI$HE$ he could be a $UBJUGGULATOR

??????: no, but really, what went down WA$ THI$ A$$ ($ACHRE), THI$ $HAME to our CA$TE... HE'$ of the age where he PA$$ED all of HI$ TRIAL$ and WA$ ready to leave the planet...

??????: and he WA$ going to do THI$ under the guidance of THE COUNTE$$... the deal he had with her WA$ that if he were to bring her a certain troublemaker that had been CRU$HING her PLAN$, then $HE would give him a TA$K and a $HIP to leave the planet and begin adulthood...

??????: unfortunately for him, he needed to come to me to A$K about $AID troublemaker...

??????: minor detail, but $ACHRE and i had broken up our KI$ME$ITUDE not too long before THI$, and i had already moved on to a new KI$ME$I$...

??????: ...who happened to be JU$T the fucking guy $HE needed. $O $ACHRE A$K$, and of COUR$E he KNOW$ i know him. our CONVER$ATION WA$NT PLEA$ANT for either of U$... i dont want to rat out my KI$ME$I$ like that. hate him A$ i may, i dont want him dead.... $O i $CHEME!!

??????: it took a lot of work and a lot time getting everyone together and in on the $CHEME...

??????: but NEEDLE$$ to $AY, i made a FLAWLE$$ $CHEME, it worked, $ACHRE got his A$$ handed to him, if HE$ $TILL alive he'll probably be culled by THE COUNTE$$ for failing her, and we have HI$ $HIP with Alternia far behind U$...

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Pleased to have a distraction from her dull task, even if for a second, the battery introduces herself as ATZVRI LETZAR

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Sheesh, who would've thought willingly being a living battery for a getaway ship from an oppressive planet would be so boring

??????: (oh weLL aTT LLeasTT I have my palmhusk... unTTiLL iTT dies...)

??????: (I hope TThaTT oTTher guy wiLL come back here and TTake his TTurn soon.... >:/)

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??????: what do you me/\n? of course we're re/\l..

??????: ....right?

and just like that, the strange troll girl vanishes from whatever place she was just talking to you from and awakes back where she was, to the sound of others bickering towards the front of the ship.. but somehow you can still see her? And she can still hear you? Odd, better keep asking questions...

((note: for some reason the gifs don't loop :c to watch them you'll have to click on them, sorry!))

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Looks like these guys have some things they need to work out… huh

If you wanna know what their deal is, you should ask them about it....

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You’re walking around, minding your own business when a young alien seems to want your attention. She seems very excited, and very out of place, and starts talking a mile a minute about a clown, blood, space, stealing, and about friends. 

You say something like; “Whoa, whoa, slow down there!” We can’t exactly, after all, understand that much narrative in one gif, can we? 

She skids to a halt mid-sentence and stares at you, expectantly, as if she knows you have questions to ask- or perhaps as if she desperately wants you to ask questions, as many as possible maybe...

Well, will you keep her waiting..?