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askjyggalag · 11 years
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You ever think about taking over Nirn? Maybe It'll turn out differently for you... Unless a Shezzarine shows up like one always does. But you would know about that wouldn't you?
I was involved with the taking over of Lyg. That's enough for me.
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askjyggalag · 11 years
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I've been waiting for this day. The day when Hircine finally goes through his "I want to take over Nirn" phase. 
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askjyggalag · 11 years
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[Jyggles his juggles] 
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askjyggalag · 11 years
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No, I'm not drunk, I'm just trying out some of that popular mortal lingo. 
Ugh. Go home, Jygglepops. You’re already drunk.
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askjyggalag · 11 years
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Almalexia-chan, you're so tsundere. 
No I did not. Well, maybe I missed watching terrible mortal shows with you. And making you dress up in my lingerie when you got really drunk. But that’s IT.
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askjyggalag · 11 years
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Oh shut up, you know you missed me. 
Holy shit. 
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askjyggalag · 11 years
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Holy shit. 
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askjyggalag · 11 years
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Daedric Prince Masterpost
Azura: Ugh.
Boethiah: Ugh. 
Clavicus Vile: Ugh. 
Hermaeus Mora: Ugh. 
Hircine: Ugh. 
Jyggalag: Hella rad. 
Malacath: Ugh. 
Mehrunes Dagon: Ugh.
Mephala: Ugh. 
Meridia: Ugh. 
Molag Bal: Ugh.  
Namira: Ugh.  
Nocturnal: Ugh.  
Peryite: Ugh. 
Sanguine: Ugh.  
Sheogorath: Ughhhh.  
Vaermina: Ugh.  
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askjyggalag · 11 years
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It would be... YOUR HELMET IS THE HELMET THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!!!
I know. 
I predicted that long ago. 
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askjyggalag · 11 years
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Guys.
Guys hey guys.
What if.
Guys just...
What if...
What if Lorkhan and I combined to create the ultimate mecha. 
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askjyggalag · 11 years
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...
Go away.
"Why don’t you have one of your whores dress up as him, or better yet. Hircine," You said that Chuckles. And well, you’d be surprised.
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askjyggalag · 11 years
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But I didn't say to actually have sex with him.
Plus, stop calling me Chuckles. It is aggravating. My name is Jyggalag. 
"Why don’t you have one of your whores dress up as him, or better yet. Hircine," You said that Chuckles. And well, you’d be surprised.
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askjyggalag · 11 years
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... I suggested nothing of the sort, you came up with the idea yourself. Do you really think Hircine will go through with it?
I do not know why I even bothered.
I am ending this conversation, Sanguine. Go be cruel to the twink without my help. 
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askjyggalag · 11 years
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I do not know why I even bothered.
I am ending this conversation, Sanguine. Go be cruel to the twink without my help. 
Listen buddy, you’re the one who just asked if he could dominate me?
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askjyggalag · 11 years
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I said I wanted to turn you into a mindless slave. I said nothing about sex. 
Listen buddy, you’re the one who just asked if he could dominate me?
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askjyggalag · 11 years
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Must you turn every innocent thing sexual?
Listen, I’m not looking to tie the knot. Well, not your knot. Marriage isn’t my thing.
I’m asking you for one thing, I’ll do one thing in return. A favor for a favor.
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askjyggalag · 11 years
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And the one thing I want you to do is become my mindless slave. Which you will become whether you agree to it now or be forced into it later. What is your choice? 
Listen, I’m not looking to tie the knot. Well, not your knot. Marriage isn’t my thing.
I’m asking you for one thing, I’ll do one thing in return. A favor for a favor.
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