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[asklittlesnot]

What do you think of April fools david?

April fools David? You mean…just…David? He’s amazing and the love of my life. I’m glad that he can help Gabe out with his computer stuff.

and i like making him beg…

[asklittlesnot]

David’s a dork and I love him.

[asklittlesnot]

Hmmmm

Is there anyone that won't make plans for Valentine's day, though?

I know…ugh

Like I love my kids, don’t get me wrong! It’s just..

sigh

I don’t want them in my house for that day.

[asklittlesnot]

so…uh…Valentines day is rapidly approaching…

i want to make plans with my hunky, tall, hot, and sexy fiancé.

please somebody take my kids and watch them

PLEASE

[asklittlesnot]

soooo…

DONT TELL DAVID!

but plastic..

uhm…

doesn’t belong in the microwave?

[asklittlesnot]

Well..

Hmm..

Yeah you’re right.

Colm just asked me the dumbest question ever, I think m’ havin’ a heart attack. I need another vacation.

[asklittlesnot]

Oh lord…that bad?

Colm just asked me the dumbest question ever, I think m’ havin’ a heart attack. I need another vacation.

[asklittlesnot]

What’d he ask?

Colm just asked me the dumbest question ever, I think m’ havin’ a heart attack. I need another vacation.

[asklittlesnot]

Do you pull pranks on david?

Whaaaaat?? Pfft- i’d neverrr

let me tell you about this one time I got him so good

[asklittlesnot]

Oh, i’m gonna hit something with the bat.

[they drive away from the office]

Stealth is getting a restraining order against them for us. I’ve already told the school to notify me if they try to pick up Jesse from school again.

Incoming call from: (Soon-to-be) Shaw-ty

[He picks up.]

Angel?

[asklittlesnot]

[they wait for him to buckle]

You’re really going to use a taser when you have an arsenal of sharp teeth and claws?

[they raise their eyebrows at him]

Incoming call from: (Soon-to-be) Shaw-ty

[He picks up.]

Angel?

[asklittlesnot]

[they roll down their window and unlock the car doors]

Get in loser, we are going on a manhunt.

[they smile]

Hi Davey.

Incoming call from: (Soon-to-be) Shaw-ty

[He picks up.]

Angel?

[asklittlesnot]

[tires squeal a little as they stop in front of the office]

I’m out front.

Incoming call from: (Soon-to-be) Shaw-ty

[He picks up.]

Angel?

[asklittlesnot]

Okay, i’ll be there in like two minutes.

[it’s clear they are in the car and SPEEDING]

Incoming call from: (Soon-to-be) Shaw-ty

[He picks up.]

Angel?

[asklittlesnot]

Are you at your office? I’ll come by and pick you up.

Incoming call from: (Soon-to-be) Shaw-ty

[He picks up.]

Angel?

[asklittlesnot]

Jesse’s bio parents have been following them and tried taking them tonight. They left a bruise on our child. So,i’m on my way to their house with a bat and a taser.

Do you want to come with me to scare the absolute daylights out of them?

Incoming call from: (Soon-to-be) Shaw-ty

[He picks up.]

Angel?

[asklittlesnot]

I don’t think he knows..don’t tell him? Please. I want Jesse to feel comfortable telling people. So far only you know. And I was given permission to tell you.

Incoming call from: Mini Alpha

[Theres a bit of shuffling once the call is picked up and a tv show is audible in the background]

Well hello there.