“SOME RANDOM PERSON!” He cringed at his own screaming. “Ugh, Howard! I can’t just leave the fate of the entire town to some random shoob. Who knows what they’ll do with the ninja suit? I’m sorry but there’s no way.”
asknicejudge:
“What?! No way, if I do that then who’s gonna pick it up?”
“I don’t know? Some random stranger I guess? Not your problem.”
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“What?! No way, if I do that then who’s gonna pick it up?”
asknicejudge:
“Then Norrisville is shoobed and-” He frowned. “I’d be dead and you’d be alone. Howard-” Randy sighed “I get it. It’s scary to be the ninja but someone has to do it!”
Maybe, it’s time for you drop the Ninja act. And that shoob of a book.“
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“Uuuuh, just what I call myself. In this moment. For now. But never again.” He was crashing so hard here. “But, uh, yeah. I can totes show you around, uhhh. What’s your name?”
NICEJUDGE.
“Know my way? Uh, yeah I do! I’m a born and raised Noriss-ian.” That was so lame. “I’m Randy, b-t-dubs. Randy Cunningham.”
❝ Nice to meet you, RANDY CUNNINGHAM. -pfft-, Noriss-ian?? Is that what people call themselves around here?? Or is that what you call yourself?? ❞
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@teenghcst started following you
“Oh my Cheese! It’s Phantom!!!”
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@problem-free started following you
“Why is there a brown rat following me around? Did you get lost little buddy?”
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“Know my way? Uh, yeah I do! I’m a born and raised Noriss-ian.” That was so lame. “I’m Randy, b-t-dubs. Randy Cunningham.”
NICEJUDGE.
asfalis started following you
“Haaah, pretty girl…” Snaps out of it and wipes drool away. “I mean, uh- Welcome to Norrisville!”
❝ Uhhh… thanks? ❞ Confused face dons, unsure of whether to accept the “compliment”. ❝ Town looks kinda cool. You know your way around here? ❞
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“Then Norrisville is shoobed and-” He frowned. “I’d be dead and you’d be alone. Howard-” Randy sighed “I get it. It’s scary to be the ninja but someone has to do it!”
asknicejudge:
“Howard, there won’t be any you or Heidi or Debbie Kang if I don’t do my job as the ninja! I know it’s juicin’ dangerous but I was picked to do it so I gotta! And keep your temper in check, your eyes went red!”
Keep his temper in check? Oh, He hadn’t seen nothing yet! Howard glared at him, “Shoob off! WHat happens if you die? Hmm? WHat happens if you’re gone?!
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gcninja started following you
“What the cheese?! Did the nomicon spit out another nomirandy??”
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“Howard, there won’t be any you or Heidi or Debbie Kang if I don’t do my job as the ninja! I know it’s juicin’ dangerous but I was picked to do it so I gotta! And keep your temper in check, your eyes went red!”
asknicejudge:
“So what? We both know that I can’t just stop being the ninja. And you should care because newsflash, Howard.” He spreads his arms wide open. “We live in Norrisville!”
“I don’t give a honk about anybody, but, you, food, me and probably Heidi. And maybe Debbie Kang—But you get my point!”
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rxberiot started following you
“Uh, buddy, I think it’s a bit early for Halloween. And the Renaissance Fair closed like a week ago.”
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“Nice to meet you Spongebob. I’m Randy. And I’ll say that’s special; I’ve never heard of a talking sponge before! Much less seen one. Loving the tie, by the way.” Finger guns.
asknicejudge:
“Last I checked, yes. I am definitely human. Dang, so you’re an actual talking sponge that is soooo Bruce!”
►❝Yep, I talk alright!
Funny how you guys always think that’s such a special thing!
Anyway–I’m Spongebob.
Nice to meet you!❞
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krozmos started following you
“Woah that’s a lot of people! Uh hiya there! Welcome to Norrisville.”
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“Last I checked, yes. I am definitely human. Dang, so you’re an actual talking sponge that is soooo Bruce!”
nautical-nonscnse started following you
“Are… You’re a sponge. Like the one my mom uses to clean the dishes. What the juice?”
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“So what? We both know that I can’t just stop being the ninja. And you should care because newsflash, Howard.” He spreads his arms wide open. “We live in Norrisville!”
asknicejudge:
“Wha- not worth the risk?! Howard, if my butt does not go in those bruce ninja jams then who the cheese do you think is gonna protect Norrisville from the sorcerer and McFist?”
“It is too worth the risk and I promise we’ll hang out at my place after I’m done busting robo ape booty.”
“Who the juice cares about Norrisville?!” Howard clasps his hands on Randy’s shoulder, shaking him gently, “I saw those bruises, Cunningham!”
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asfalis started following you
“Haaah, pretty girl...” Snaps out of it and wipes drool away. “I mean, uh- Welcome to Norrisville!”
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nautical-nonscnse started following you
“Are... You’re a sponge. Like the one my mom uses to clean the dishes. What the juice?”
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marhdou started following you
“Hey there! Don’t think I’ve seen you around Norrisville before.”
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