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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

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Lime green female robot/stone soldier/human hybrid having a kid w/ an orange snake woman

The most important writing lesson I ever learned was not in a screenwriting class, but a fiction class.

This was senior year of college.  Most of us had already been accepted into grad school of some sort. We felt powerful, we felt talented, and most of all, we felt artistic.

It was the advanced fiction workshop, and we did an entire round of workshops with everyone’s best stories, their most advanced work, their most polished pieces. It was very technical and, most of all, very artistic.

IE: They were boring pieces of pretentious crap.

Now the teacher was either a genius OR was tired of our shit, and decided to give us a challenge.  Flash fiction, he said. Write something as quickly as possible.  Make it stupid.  Make it not mean a thing, just be a quick little blast of words. 

And, of course, we all got stupid.  Little one and two pages of prose without the barriers that it must be good. Little flashes of characters, little bits of scenarios.

And they were electric.  All of them. So interesting, so vivid, not held back by the need to write important things or artistic things. 

One sticks in my mind even today.  The guys original piece was a thinky, thoughtful piece relating the breaking up of threesomes to volcanoes and uncontrolled eruptions that was just annoying to read. But his flash fiction was this three page bit about a homeless man who stole a truck full of coca cola and had to bribe people to drink the soda so he could return the cans to recycling so he could afford one night with the prostitute he loved.

It was funny, it was heartfelt, and it was so, so, so well written.

And just that one little bit of advice, the write something short and stupid, changed a ton of people’s writing styles for the better.

It was amazing. So go.  Go write something small.  Go write something that’s not artistic.  Go write something stupid. Go have fun.

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She-Ra and Minecraft

Oh boy...

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fake breasts make me uncomfortable but if it pisses someone off while supporting pride then ok then i’m all for it

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Special Announcement!!!

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WTF

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WHY IS THERE A CHICKEN IN A SCHOOL?!

look at them

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Thank you, Wiggles. I don’t wear my glasses and my perception is sucks lol

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CM: Blade Cup Talent Competition 2096 - Shatter Me (Joseph ver)

Plz watch my video!

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This is... very close to what I think of Jay... only his hair in my versions is a little more orange. But this is a very good representation of Older Jay.

‪Sorry, no new comics today. So here’s a picture I drew of Jay all grown up.

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Update

Hey guys, Lightning Chaser here, and my two YouTube series are on hold until I get my computer up and running since I’ve been using my mom’s laptop. Sorry about that

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Hey, who's James?

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See other post for full cast

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Characters to ask

Here is the list of characters you can ask:

Juliens: North, Richard, Zane, Lane, Jane, Pixal, Jonas, Yukio

Goldstones: Joseph, Echo Zane "Goldie", Jacob, Misty

FSM's family: Zhekoro (FSM), Garmadon, Misako, Wu, Lloyd, Chyenne, Lucas, Joanna, Wallace, Logan, Chaina, Axis, Grace, Cups, Mugs, Lazuli, Erica, Lea, Aaron, Natalie, Nate, Jessie, Mitchell, Kennedy, Max, Loli, Star

Smiths: Kai, Skylor, Rufus, Ruby, Cerise, Agni, Agnimitra

Walkers: Jay, Nya, Sapphire, Cobalt, Azure, Neil

Brookstones: Louis, Sandy, Cole, Applejack, Jack, Jonagold, Lacy, Terra, Nora, Lars, Aria

Bernsteins: Cyrus Borg, Clara, Derrick, James

YouTubers: Mark, Sean, AnY, Doctor Wolf

Misc: Morro, Luna, Barry, FNAF 2 crew except shadows

Ask away!

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Ninjago Lloyd Garmadon age theory

How old is Lloyd? How old will he live to be? Lets observe the facts. 

1. His grandfather, the first spinjitzu master, possibly lived a few thousand years.

2. His father, uncle, and mother possibly could live similar life spans as they had lived for significantly less time, but have lived for a considerably long amount of time.

3. No one knows for sure how old the ninja are, including Lloyd himself.

Well, lets take off his father as he is presumably dead, but he could return, but i digress. Anyway, I’m guessing he was 9 when he was still trying to be a villain, so when he used the tomorrow’s tea he became 19, college age. 

So how old could Lloyd become? Well, his parents and uncle have lived for possibly a few thousand years, I’m not sure, so its possible that Lloyd could have a similar life span.