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*Dog yelping as Pebble frantically runs from the kitchen-*

*WHINNEEE* Translation: OH MY GOD-

FUN FACT!!!@!@!! bootlace worms can grow up to 55 metres in length, have no spine, heart or segments, and have a proboscus!

they're also ribbon worms, like tapeworms

about tapeworms

you can find them in uncooked mishandled meat like beef

...

let's just say something happened in the toon rooms kitchen area

C — "WHAT HAPPENED"

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*Whine* Translation: Vee..?

I'm Linda from customer service

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

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*Bark* *Whine* Translation: WHO ARE WE GETTING?!

get her

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*Bark* *Arf* *Whine* Translation: Ginger, you don’t wanna know, I was there.

sorry for flirting your boy. yeah he stabbed me

He STABBED you?? What did you say to him???

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*Woof* *Bark* *Arf Arf* Translation: I am dog. Just… compliment?

TIME SENSITIVE QUESTION. HOW FLIRT BOY

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oh dear god no

Well I am going to be subjected to torture

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

Tags!: @rae-unbeloved @lil-gae-disaster @fictionalcharactergraveyard @livelaughlovelams @alexanderhamiltonhasafatass

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finn in various fnf mods

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Who's a good rock-dog(or Bouldog as I'd like to call ur species)? You are! So I made this art of you. I hope you like it ^^

*Arf* *Bwoof*

Translation: I look adorable, thank you for the art, this is going on my wall!

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Boop!

(AHHH OH MY GOD SORRY I WAS INACTIVE FOR SO LONG IT WAS PERSONAL STUFF MB)

*Bwoof*

Translation: Hey!

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*Bwoof* Translation: I still have the marks somewhat

The queen of makeup 💄 and here is pebble glowing in the dark

Did Toodes get into my glow in the dark lipstick...

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Bobette...?

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Quick notice

since Coal’s been added, sometimes if I’m up to it y’all can ask Bobette and Dandy.

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New Update!

Coal is now available for asks if wanted, and you can ask both rock-dogs the same question if wanted

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Opinions on coal?

*Grr* *Bark* Translation: She’s just a copy of me! But I will admit slightly lower stats for a third heart is fair.

(Ooc: I genuinely love Coal, I just have a headcanon that Pebble hates them.)

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look what they’ve done to my boy. They done turned him into a cat meme

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*lots of very small barks and woofs*

Would you enjoy a handful of miniature pebbles?

Sure why not

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Hello Pebble! Do you want a hug?

*ruff* *Bark*

Translation: Of course I do!