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big whoop, give me 20 minutes on grindr on any college campus in the country and I can do the same thing

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the funniest thing about orc city guy is that neither The Orc Wars nor the Elf King are original enough to actually get publicity on the book from all this. it'd link back if there was even one name there

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it came to me in a vision

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things they should teach baseball players as soon as they go pro:

how to manage your money so you aren't broke at 40

sometimes your soulmate is a man

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There's a special strain of liberal grown in labs that works exclusively in videogame writing involving revolutions. They try so very hard to write good stories but the lab technicians only let them read Animal Farm. They let the best among them attempt a short film once in 2017 and that's how we got the Kendall Jenner Pepsi ad.

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a prized memento

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Deltarune (computer) (2018, 2021, 2025)

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yeah

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You will never be locked and loaded. You will never say "uhh in English please?!" to an egghead. You will never have a team. You will never knock out a guard with one punch. You will never rappel down anything

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it's a well-known secret among time travelers that you can just do whatever you want to genghis khan and it won't affect history at all. just last week i visited late 12th century mongolia to do a Hot Ones-style interview with him and someone had already given him a PBR baseball cap and a steam deck- the butterfly effect has that name for a reason but temüjin's destiny is just so firmly rooted that no amount of interference could possibly change it. dude absolutely kills it at Crypt of the Necrodancer

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Aloha~ Ichiban Kasuga desu~

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that tv show you used to love