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great, that sounds like you’re just the man for this job that will take a lot of focus and time! you will be so very busy for the foreseeable future, anyone bothering you to do something else would just have to give up.

i actually wanted to get your help reorganizing my office and the camarvan. i borrowed this cane, but it’s been helping enough that i think i’m going to get one on a more long-term basis. my work and living spaces aren’t exactly set up to be accessible, though, and i wanted to change that as soon as possible. are you up for helping?

tommy, there you are. i have a job for you, are you busy right now? because if not, you can be.

very busy. you know, too busy to hypothetically crush anyone.

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I'm not busy but I'd like to be. Please. I will roll a boulder up a mountain or something. I need to be very busy right at this moment. I may combust otherwise. I am very eager to be so busy I could not possibly crush anyone.

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From what I've gathered, he hasn't really spoken about it which means two things.

One, he doesn't care

Two, he's forcing himself to forget by repressing it

ah. and knowing tubbo, it’s almost certainly the second one. 

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you've gotten so much better at asking for help, i'm proud of you :]

oh! uh, thank you. that’s very kind.

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Wilbur, uh, Wilbur. Help. Help, stupid alert. Tommy needs you to get him out of the pickle of a Chatter wanting him to crush them.

- Red.

i hate how little anything about that surprises me. alright, i’m on my way. tell him to hold out a little longer.

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Hey Wilbur, did you ever, uh, talk to Tubbo after the Jeff encounter. I know you were going to but I can't remember if you did.

It seems a bit silly to now, now that I think about it

now that you mention it, i don’t think i did. it must have slipped my mind with everything else going on.

is that something i should do? do you think he’s alright, or does he need to talk about it? because i’m fine, but if he’s not then i should at least check in with him about it.

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I don’t think he was serious, I’d like to see him try to get rid of me

you’re not wrong! i’ve done research on chats, and from what i’ve read not only is it impossible to get rid of them, it can be very bad for the person trying.

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ehhhh. tubbo might know, don't really know how much tommy's been warned about that sort of shit. on a completely different topic that has nothing to do with killing the divine, though, are fundy and tubbo still into redstone? or, like, channeling tridents? no reason, just curious.

fair enough.

actually, i’m not sure. i know fundy really likes redstone, but i’m not sure how either of them feel about tridents specifically. you have access to their chats, right? they’d know better than i do.

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Yeah! Take it easy and slowly get yourself where you wanna go. But also, don't be afraid to ask for help. We're here anytime.

- Red.

i will, don’t worry. i’ve already been thoroughly told off by multiple people for not asking for help. i’m... working on it.

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Okay! I might go get Tommy again now that he can’t threaten to exile me

he threatened to what? does a president even have that kind of power? we're a democracy here, it's not just whatever the leader says goes.

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I'm glad you're feeling better and you feel ready to return. Really missed seeing you, well, walking again. But you know, don't push yourself buddy.

- Red.

it's fine, red. i've been out of commission for long enough, you know? i need to get back into the swing of things. thanks for worrying, but it's alright. i'll take things a bit slow to start easing back into it.

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oh, oh, here's one! uh, don't try to blow up eldritch monstrosities, it usually doesn't do anything but piss them off. that's a life lesson, probably.

oh! yeah, that one's a classic. phil taught me that when i was nine, though, are you sure they wouldn't know already?

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i’d apologize but the point of jumpscares is the startling sooooo

i wasn't expecting an apology, so that works out fine. just don't do it again.

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I mean, we are his fireflies. His Chat is formed by fireflies. I think it's sweet he thinks so much of us that he's willing to suggest banning it because one of us got hurt because of it. It's still a silly idea, as you said, but his heart is in the right place I think.

- Red.

it is sweet, he's a good kid. that's part of why i'm trying to make it a teachable moment, you know?

i was going to get back to work soon anyway, this just sped things up a bit. and it's not like he hasn't tried to convince me to pass whatever laws he wanted while he was vice president, he'll hardly stop now.

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oh man we would be SUCH good teachers, i have SO many examples of What Not To Do

now that i believe.

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Nice to have you back Mr. President and demigod wilbur caw caw soot :)

thank you. it's nice to be back.

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o7

thanks.

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Jumpscare!

[a pen snaps in his hands.]

fucking hell, chat! don't- startle me like that.