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My boy Bobby chilling in the bath

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okay one sec

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I made another one. Sorry guys.

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paddlin’

(from Twitter, 21 Oct 2022)

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ballin

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Here's Lala after his bi-annual checkup! He's wearing the ribbon because it's his favorite!

((made by the very sweet and talented @realpokemon))

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Reblog I guess?

@rotomblr-polls

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The ULTIMATE Flight Rising Gene Survey - Clown

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Felt cute so i took a selfie today. Actually a bit of a struggle to get myself to post it though. I guess I've been sorta avoiding cameras ever since I retired from the Contest circuit but I think this one came out great!

OOC

Art by @realpokemon

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How to Pet each Eeveelution

eevee: everywhere. forehead scritchies for SURE. get your hands in the fluffy mane and tail and you know the belly is fluffy too

jolteon: dont hurt yourself on the spines! it dislikes its paws being touched so i would scratch its face and ears and under the chin for optimal pets

flareon: extremely fluffy, long fur but if you pet it for too long it may get too hot so pat it gently and lightly to avoid burning your hands

umbreon: very short fur (OOC: similar to a horse) doesnt like pets on its ears or tail. back is most optimal for pets

leafeon: be very gentle if petting on the leaves! otherwise pets and scratches like a dog are acceptable everywhere else . might enjoy a belly rub.

sylveon: pet downwards like a cat. gentle face scritches acceptable. you can hold its ribbons gently like a paw if you would like (it will be able to sense your emotions if you touch its ribbons)

glaceon: dont pet for too long lest you freeze your hands! the tail, crest, and paws are colder than the main body so avoid petting there, light short pets on the back and head are acceptable. very smooth body (OOC: similar to a seal.)

espeon: VERY fine short fur almost like peach fuzz, does not enjoy being pet for too long but you may pet/rub its face and ears (avoid touching its gem) and it might enjoy a belly rub if it trusts you

vaporeon: will make a wet slap like slapping a slime if you pat it. has a tendency to melt slightly if very contented with petting. has a smooth body like a seal and can be pet anywhere that isnt fins (ears included). gently slapping its back or belly is very funny would recommend

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I must impart some pokemon go knowledge to those who battle: choose different types. Yes, dragons are very cool but my sylveon will tear through all of them like paper. It will be a bloodbath and my trans eevee will stand on their corpses as the victor.

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That's a Gen 2 awoo if I ever heard one!

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it always angered me greatly, even back when i was but a wee child, to see detractors and aspersers of the gentle dragonite--those claiming that it looks out of place, that it should look more like dragonair, that it should be blue and have the same kind of "head wings" as dragonair and dratini... the ignorant fools. you understand nothing.

you don't get it, do you?

has it clicked? has it sunk in? have you finally understood? maybe now, humbled AND armed with new knowledge, youll be worthy of meeting a funny dragon yourself... for i pity any such marvelous beaft that had the misfortune of running into you before... to be met with such arrogance and carelessness.

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my previous two pieces for the art secret santa, 2021 and 2022! i love doing the secret santa so much i can't wait to see who i get this year!!!!!!!!!

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An Increasingly Frustrated Pokemon Trainer who wants a Sylveon but he isn’t emotionally equipped enough to understand the nuanced difference between friendship and affection so he just has like 13 Espeons and Umbreons