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He would.

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

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Hey Sedric, Vaesha's mun here. Quick question... What is your favorite type of cake?

Devil's cake why?

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Is the reason Sedric becomes flustered in Vaesha's habit of undress is because he's a virgin?

I most definitely am NOT a virgin mortal.

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Sedric’s Face claim!

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Modern AU gaming shenanigans

Just something I thought up

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Vaesha: Hey Apples_inthe_Void, what is the latest news in game? Any Rumors?

Lucien: You should know this by now dear sister, that I don’t spread rumors, I create them…

Vaesha: Right… So any news? Or is it the same old thing?

Vincente: The Summertide Festival is about to start, the bonus would be nice for gathering resources.

Vaesha: Thanks Garlic_is_Evil

Vincente: Not a problem Bloodmagyx

[Darklord843 has come online]

Vaesha: Well, look who’s here…. you! How ‘bout that.

Sedric: You don’t sound surprised Bloodmagyx

Vaesha: Hey, I’m always surprised to see you… Professor Chevalier. Should you be in bed?

Sedric: I should ask the same for you

Vaesha: Nah, I just have one class tomorrow and the professor won’t mind if I fall asleep.

Sedric: Oh? And who, praytell, is this professor?

Vaesha: I’m not telling, I won’t risk his career over voice chat

Sedric: Don’t make me give you another study hall…

Vaesha: Hey, class ended five hours ago, you have no control over me!

Lucien and Vincente: Oh hush you two! You’re bickering like a married couple!

[silence on their ends]

Vaesha: Don’t give him any ideas…

Sedric: Like I would ever dream of doing that Ms. Draecon

Lucien: Ooooh surname drop!

Vaesha: Lucien, shut your face! I’ll be right back…

[Vaesha and Sedric mutes their mics]

Vaesha: I wonder if they know were literally right next to each other…

Sedric: Highly doubt it…

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you reblogged some OOC stuff, just letting you know

Yep I reblogged them to the wrong blog XD

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You don’t want Sedric to be the madman. His type of madness would put him in the same category as the Joker from DC Comics. He would care much for things that don’t suite his fancy, which would change on the drop of a hat. He would treat Vaesha like the Joker treats Harley Quinn. NOT GOOD. He would take a sort of pride to causing pain to others or driving to the brinks of their sanity. He has no motives, no revenge plan, he desires nothing but to see the world and those in it to burn and suffer for his entertainment.

What would it be like if you were the sane one and Sedric the madman?

Things will be a lot different, that’s for sure. I think that if Vaesha was sane, she’d be more of a bitchy type of person due to her age and the amount of “done” moments she would have experienced as the time passed. She’d also be lacking the scar on her neck since it was her insanity that drove her to anger the Dark Brotherhood.

Sedric as a madman though, I’ll leave that up to his mun.

(So I’ve been having this sit in here for almost a month because I haven’t been able to come up with the right answer, so I’m going to tag Sedric’s Mun if she’d like to put/add anything @the-sneaky-thief)

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It’s lovely~!

Commission for @vaesha-draecon

Thank you!

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Finished sketch commission for @vaesha-draecon (for @the-sneaky-thief)

you can get one too for $5 before December 30!

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Modern AU things

Thank you @the-sneaky-thief for geeking out with me!

Vaesha has Sedric watch something funny and he thinks it won’t be funny, but he ends up laughing and crying within seconds of the funny part, and then he snorts and becomes super embarrassed by it

Nikolai walks in on Sedric and Vaesha going kissy kissy! and screams “MY EYES! I’M BLIND!!!!!!!”

There is a moment where they go to a street fair and go to the booth that sells the ridiculous signs and Vaesha goes nuts, finding several that fit Sedric and he just simply clears his throat and as Vaesha turns, he is pointing at a sign with a confident smirk and the sign is the most ridiculous of them all.

There is a time where Sedric goes to Vaesha’s house to get some paperwork from her sister since she is his “assistant” and Vaesha, oblivious to it all, comes strolling out of her room clad in her tank and underwear and Sedric shouts “good god woman, out some clothes on!” but Vaesha’s reply is “This is my house, I can do what i want!”

Vaesha brings home a cat one day and goes “Can we keep hi-” Sedric cuts her off by saying “YES!”

Vaesha comes home one day and finds Sedric passed out on the couch with his giant dog, Fluffy laying on him and the cat passed out on Fluffy, and Sedric himself is passed out with a book on his face. Vaesha snaps a picture and shares it to social media.

Vaesha discovers who the mysterious Darklord843 is on her online gaming friend’s list.

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Someone: Raising a family is hard

Necromancer: Not if they're buried close enough to each other

Someone: What?

Necromancer: What?

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Commission: Game Night by MischiArt

My most recent commission from @mischiart of my OC Vaesha and @the-sneaky-thief‘s Sedric set in our modern AU.

(Sedric in a man bun is A+++++)

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Commission: Schoolin’ by MischiArt

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Trick or Treat: Sedric - Spriggan by MischiArt

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Trick or Treat: Vaesha and Sedric - Spriggans by MischiArt

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Draw the Happy Couple! :)

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vaesha-draecon said:

Might I request some Sedsha shenanigans?

Flinging meatballs at your date is considered a shenanigan, right? xD