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And... and yes. Yes. Cut people a blank check, that would help so much more than any means-tested program.

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“Cave Johnson here. I’ve received complaints from anonymous employees that our support of the “homosexual lifestyle” is “degenerate” and “irresponsible”. It really got me thinking and I think I found a solution. So good news! We now have 23 vacated positions reserved for members of the LGBT community. Additional good news, we began a new testing initiative on evolutionary degenration with 23 test subjects all ready to go.“

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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All fictional characters are trans unless specifically stated otherwise.

And sometimes even then, they're still trans.

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Can this be a romance novel?

More than one person who knew me and my spouse way back has assumed that they divorced their shitty husband to marry a much cooler trans woman.

Then Ren will mention how long we've been married for and they look at me like

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Opera is Italian! And Vota is a plural noun!

bro this is latin. someone actually thought latinos speak latin in latin america

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Driving in general gives me anxiety. I've never been in a situation where I am behind the wheel and don't get out physically shaking.

Be it a 4-door sedan or a 10 ton armored truck.

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i think we should all start using arabic words and phrases more often because its a beautiful language and also theres not really. english equivalents that have the same vibes

theres also the comedy potential of it. you guys dont know the joy of having your muslim friend text you "hopefully the racists in our city will all get sick and cant go to the protest" and you, as a pasty white guy, responding with "inshallah they get covid"

its a one hit KO every time. its fucking hilarious. theres no english word that has the same effect.

he also once texted me that he got over a mysterious illness he came down with (i think? i cant remember the exact context) and i responded with "subhanallah he is cured"

again, one hit KO. he lost his shit.

what im saying is we gotta normalise arabic. its just a language like any other, and it has some great words. its just like saying "thank god" or whatever, but theres so much variety and nuance. its beautiful

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Is it too much to ask, as a veteran with bad joints, for a hobby that destroys neither?

they should invent a hobby that doesn't require potentially destroying your wrists

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It's been... a time. I've had to ask for help a lot since asking. Thank you so much for taking it up.

I completely understand if you don't, but do you think you could draw Twilight telling my OC Erudire that asking for help doesn't make her a burden?

with your awesome design i had to take this request! i hope you and erudire are doing well :3 - mod applejack

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Get out of my head!

Hello completely closeted tgirl looking wistfully at the cute girls in the salon while on an unrelated shopping trip, what if we grabbed you and pulled you inside and treated you like one of our regulars who has just oh so inconveniently had her whole outfit ruined, clearly you’re going to need to stay here all day while we make sure you’re okay and while we’re at it let’s get your hair fixed up and do your makeup and find you some new clothes so you can go back out into the world looking gorgeous.

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This has been the last MONTH OF MY LIFE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

do genuinely find it fascinating how indeed.com is like the biggest job-hunting website out there and yet manages to be profoundly useless in every possible way

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I don't have bruises on my legs, but I have burn scars on my arms. Do those count?

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Ok, but, like, my partner and I actually want to do this. I'll let everyone know when we go