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Now that you have memories back, why didnt you let ingrid adopt you?

Being pushed in front of a car didn't exactly instil a ton of faith in her parenting skills. I get that she just wanted a family -- so did I -- but I was just a kid, you know? Life hadn’t exactly dealt me a fair hand and Ingrid felt like just another thing on a growing pile of disappointments. I don’t know, maybe if things had been different... 

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how does it feel to see everyone so angry?

Super fun, thanks for asking.

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Ooh, succulents are so cute! I have complete faith that you would be able to keep even the most stubborn of cacti alive!

Maaaaybe. If I could find someone with a green thumb to help me out. I mean what if I don’t water it enough? Or too much? Poor Grumpy! 

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Would you name a pet/child after a Disney Character?

Bold of you to assume I'm adult enough to keep another living creature when I barely manage to take care of myself. But sure, maybe I’d get some succulents and name them after the seven dwarfs or something. 

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What are three things you can't live without?

Dunkin' donuts, Yorkshire tea, and basically anything from Rose & Crown.

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CHARACTER NAME: emma swan ( willa fitzgerald face switch )

AGE: 28

PROFESSION/SPECIALTY:  she’s mary poppins, she doesn’t wanna talk about it

RELATIONSHIP STATUS:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

IMPORTANT CONNECTIONS: idk hmu, i’m sure she’s pals with whoever wants to be?

from march 15 - june  TAGGED #& AU DISNEY 2 .

Emms hails from Blackpool, a seaside town on the coast of Great Britain. Growing up she found a love of performance and storytelling spending her summers helping her grand parents run their booth at the local tourist trap, the Pleasure Beach. As she grew, so did her love of performing. She had dreams of becoming an actor, performing Shakespeare at the Avon theatre and accepting Bafta’s for her work. After graduating theatre school, Emma worked steadily for a few years booking bit parts on various crime dramas, but nothing substantial. Needing a change of pace, she decided to move stateside, hoping to make a name for herself in Hollywood, but life has a funny way of throwing a person for a loop and when she realized she her funds were running low she new she needed to get a job, quickly but with a working visa her options were limited. That’s how she found herself auditioning for an open potion at Disney Parks, not as a princess but instead (much to her chagrin) as a cheeky english nanny.

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Fave way to eat Pumpkin?

In a pie crust slathered in whip cream, obviously. Are there other ways people eat pumpkin?

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What would be your last meal?

Not sure but I do know it would be high in calories and at least one side would be deep fried.

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It's all fun and games until things start to actually get spooky. Who would you want to hunker down with in the event that something scary hits town?

Apparently I don't hunker, so I guess I'll say with whatever spooky spirit flies into town. 

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askprncephillip​:

I can’t exactly argue with that notion, as you’ve proven to be nothing but since I met you, but I can agree that stepping outside of ones comfort zone can be fun. I am certain you’ll provide him with nothing but the best!

I have seen some holiday appropriate movies in an attempt not to seem stuck in the forest, but I wouldn’t count on me to help you win any sort of trivia games any time soon, technical princess.

Right? Then again, I have always been a Teri Hatcher fan. Could be fun to take on her iconic role as Lois Lane. I mean, not recognizing a guy when he takes off his glasses is way outside my comfort zone. And thanks, I think he wants to be a knight or something so I’m scrounging around Storybrooke for actual garb. 

And you started with the classic. I always suspected you had good taste. Just skip Scream 3 if you haven’t already, it’s not great. Next, might I suggest the Halloweentown franchise. 

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askawoodenauthor​:

The right circumstances will never be given when there’s a crisis in town. They’re kind of mutually exclusive.

Hey, come on can’t you just like humor me and pretend? Isn’t that what friends are for?

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askrobnhood​:

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Save some for me, please. You can never be too careful.

What are you going to give me in exchange? If you expect me to share the treasured peanut butter cups it better be good.

Uh, obviously my friendship is the gift. And it just keeps on giving, so I’ll take those peanut butter cups, please. 

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ask-regina​:

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No Regina, that’s Chucky, they asked about serial killers. Don’t worry, I’ll send Henry over with some reading material.

Why don’t you give me some credit here, Swan? That freak munchkin might as well just kill with its look. But I’ve seen worse than all serial killers combined. My mother, for once…

Hey, you brought up Child’s Play, not me! Speaking of - do we think Henry’s old enough to watch some of the cult classics? I watched the first two on a dare at a foster home when I was like seven but I know my experiences aren’t exactly a barometer for healthy childhood development. Sorry, Regina. I wasn’t thinking. I know I saw some messed up things growing up, but... I can’t even imagine. Hey, want to watch Hocus Pocus with me? Not a great look for witches but no serial killers.... I don’t think. 

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@askrobnhood​ replied to this: 

Adorable.

Me being super mom and totally nailing this first real Halloween thing? I mean sure, I’m kind of impressed with me too but gross, you sound like my parents. 

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( @askawoodenauthor​ ) continued from here:

I'm not so sure anymore. When there's a crisis, you're out trying to deal with it. You don't do much hunkering these days, savior.

Yeah, because I don’t wanna. Doesn’t mean I couldn’t, given the right circumstances. I mean, would I? Probably not, but the point remains that I totally could. 

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@askprncephillip​ replied to this: 

I'm far too amused that you would want to be Dewey over Gale Weathers. She is a force to be reckoned with!

Yes, but I already am a force to be reckoned with. Halloween is about stepping outside of my comfort zone and before you point out that I’m also already sheriff, I know but I’m way too invested in operation get-Henry-the-best-costume-ever (it’s a working title) to waste any creativity on myself.

Also, can I just say I am very impressed you got the Scream reference. Look at you go, Prince of Fairtytale land. 

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Couples costumes! Who are you choosing, and what are you two being?

Mmm Princess Leia and Han Solo? Or maybe Deputy Dewey and Gale Weathers. I've already got the badge for the latter and I'm sure I still have the outfit in storage somewhere.