PLEASE READ: I am 1/5 of One Direction. I am 22. I wanna get close to my fans. I am bisexual and SINGLE and open to anyone. Larry WAS real, and still is.. on occasion;) lol ooc: (NOT LOUIS TOMLINSON THIS IS ROLEPLAY. not real. but this is for fun so enjoy. I am 18 and awesome. Im in the USA, but I'm hoping if all works out to be in the UK soon for Uni. so we'll see. ASK AWAY. LOUIS IS WHATEVER AGE YOU WANT HIM TO BE, HE IS HIS NORMAL AGE UNLESS YOU MESSAGE ME SPECIFYING THAT YOU WANT HIM TO BE OTHERWISE.) I follow back so inbox me if I haven't followed you and you follow me.
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ATTENTION
I will be deleting this account soon. I just wanted to post a fair warning a week or so in advanced so if I have any posts any of you like you can save it. I haven't gotten any asks in forever and I just stopped checking after a while. I gave up so I'm deleting
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never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping
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british people: better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!
americans: yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop
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im selling my dads cookies for my schools charity drive so this is the advertisement i made for them for facebook and im convinced this is the single greatest video i have ever made
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Person: Did you know that Dan and Phi-
Me: Yes
Person: Dan and Phi-
Me: I know
Person: Did you see Dan and Ph-
Me: Of course
Person: Di-
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I AM SO EMOTIONAL YET PROUD. CONGRATS AMAZINGPHIL ON TWO MILLION SUBSCRIBERS NOBODY DESERVES IT MORE THAN YOU
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New idea: if a guy responds to public breastfeeding with "so why can't I pull out my dick and ejaculate"
Ask him if he intends to feed his sperm to children, and watch the conversation get real uncomfortable real fast as the asshole scrambles to compare an actual sexual organ to fatty tissue that contains nutritious milk.
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"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"
Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go
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stop putting raisins in things I would otherwise enjoy eating
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last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up
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AU MEME: a reality show about five complete strangers that move into a flat together.
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*smiles fondly, resting my head in your chest*
He kissed the top of her head and rubbed her bare back gently
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*chuckles* M'great... You?
He just smiled. "I'm pretty good." He laughed lightly
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