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this goes here and I'm a dumbass

to anyone who finds this blog for any reason, I would encourage you to look towards my more active blogs, squirreldash or asksparkythesquirrel.  this one has been dead for a looong time.

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hey buzzy, do you have glasses?

I don't think this is the blog that you think it is.

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"Go pester Jenny. She likes squirrels…" ~Steve-O

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I am the Squirrel Rights Activist

it's me

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it burns so good

"I’m definitely going on the naughty list for this, but it was worth it!" ~Steve-O

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TotallyNotNaruga: I’m trying to be kept secret a bit more. Shut your squirrel mouth.

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click and drag :33

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artist

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good greif

This highly graphic picture had to be posted on this blog

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Cynthia: W-well.. I’m glad to see that some people actually hunt with me but… I prefeer to do most missions alone or with people that I already trust, s-sorry.. ((Sketchy cute as hell art by squirreldash. And that’s why Cynthia wont probably hunt with you guys. She’s too shy.  And if you mean if the mod would like to hunt with you guys. Yes. Absolutely. Whenever it’s possible.))

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whoops

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it's true

why would anyone ask that, squirrels are gentle (ferocious) and lovable (hateful) creatures.

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friendly reminder that commissions are still open.

Rules: NSFW: Negotiable.  May be more expensive.

Prices: Negotiable by necessity.  You must tell me what you want drawn, and I can tell you how much it’ll probably cost.  Prices may vary depending on what you want, and may go outside the prices listed above, either more or less.  Note: These are introductory prices and are subject to change.

Ponies: I generally do not draw ‘show style’ ponies, but I can try if necessary.  Depending on the character you want drawn, it may cost more.  This is subject entirely to my whims.

Extra Characters: 50% more per character.

Payment: I use paypal.  After I am done drawing the commission, I will contact you.  If you cannot pay for the commission for some reason, I will hold onto it until you can.  Please consider a tip ;u;

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MEDIOCRE GIVEAWAY TIME

alright, so I have recently acquired a bunch of steam coupons that I can't use before they expire.  so this givaway will only last for ONE WEEK.  that's right, on the 9th the winners will be announced!  so without further ado, let's see what the prizes are! 1st prize winner gets

50% off Sniper Elite: Nazi Zombie Army

50% off Strike Suit Infinity

66% off Awesomenauts

66% off Starvoid

66% off A New Beginning: Final Cut

50% off Orcs Must Die! 2

50% off No Time to Explain

66% off Sins of a Solar Empire: Trinity

50% off Magicka

90% off Faerie Solitare

One Free Colored Drawing from me

2nd prize winner gets

50% off Sniper Elite: Nazi Zombie Army

50% off Magicka

90% off Faerie Solitare

One Sketch from me

RULES! :D

You must reblog this post (AS TEXT)

You must be following either my Modblog or Sparky

You need a steam account to receive the prizes

your reblog gets you put into a number generator that will pick the winners.  good luck, and have fun!

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this is how I draw the other eye.

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*sweats profusely in rage at the moon because why is?*

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is it because they're hollow and soulless? aw man, I knew it would get between us.

Answer 11

I don’t know, man. Something about lookin you in the eye is a turn-off.