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Starachnid Journal Entry #0003 - Dec 6 2019 (but also Dec 6 2099, it'll make sense soon)

Okay this will be a wild one so strap in, so apparently the Fantastic Four's final battle will (or might've will've happened) some time in 2030, or maybe it won't, point is Kang The Conqueror exiled Franklin and Valeria Richards (The children of Sue and Reed Richards) to 2099, fortunately Valeria is a genius and managed to make a time machine to try to rescue the Fantastic Four unfortunately it backfired and brought me, Captain America, Iron Man, and Ms. Marvel to 2099, we eventually got back after a while, and now Val and Franklin are here in 2019 living with the Fantastic Four and their youngerselves, confused, good.

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Hey, Starachnid! Do you have a nemesis yet? You know, a villain who hates you specifically?

I mean yeah, Black Cat, Felicia Hardy, the same day Spidey got his powers she broke into Oscorp to steal some high-tech gun or something, point is she wound up bonding with V3N#M, A prototype bio-tech symbiote that happens to give her all our powers except our spider-senses and makes her immune to our spider-senses.

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Starachnid Diary Entry #0002 - Nov 02 2019

Hi losers, JK you're wonderful, anyway so today at my weekly game of DND with the X-Men, y'know Jean, Bobby, Scott, Warren, Jimmy, and Kitty, we had an unexpected visitor in the form of Juggernaut (Cain Marko), and we beat him by making him trip on our dice, it was pretty dope.

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Starachnid Diary Entry #0001 - Oct 31 2019

Hi multiversal readers, it's ya girl Starachnid and you'll never guess what crazy shit happened to me today, so it's Halloween (idek if you have that wherever you're reading this from) but it's really peaceful until out of nowhere Jack O' Lantern (Jason Macendale Jr) of all villains decides to attack central park during peak trick or treat time so I have to run into an alleyway change out of my Captain Marvel costume and into my actual costume, he went down easy enough but I'm still outraged, like of all the dang times to go on a rampage he chose halloween which like on point branding but it's the one day a year I actively try to take off, and I'm ranting.

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Hiya, it's the Sensational Starachnid here, beaming to you straight from Earth-29345904360 yeah, I'm not a fan of it either giving y'all the down low on what it's like to be a one of a kind spider person except for Spider-man and Spider-sensor, and assorted other multiversal spider-totems (yes that's what we're called, go ahead look it up) point is I'm here to answer any and all your questions from 'How does it feel to webswing?' to 'Do you have [Some villain] on your earth?'

-S