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Frylock, does anyone ever called you cute?

Frylock: “W-well…. I’ve been called a wide variety of things…. Many of which have not been the most considerate or accurate but ‘cute’ is not one I’ve been referred to by……”

Shake: “Here, take this.”

Frylock: “What’s this?”

Shake: “It’s your GGHG card. Which stands for Gay Gay Homosexual Gay. Cause that’s what you are. If you’re gonna go around accepting that word as a description!” (impish chuckling)

Frylock: “Go to hell, Shake!”

Shake: “Oww! Why’d I use a thick index card??” 😫

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Greetings Aqua Teens! !

What is a typical day in the life like at the Aqua Teen household?

Carl: “Lively, to say the least.”

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Is the prank war between the Plutonians and the Mooninites ongoing?

Ignignokt: “As long as we continue to exist and they continue to suck, we will be there to remind them of their inferiority and dumbassery until the admittance comes out of their mouths.”

Err: “Damn right, biznitch!”

Oglethorpe: “Emory, help! The paint is burning my eyes!!!”

Emory: “Dang it, man. I told you not to open that door!”

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[[Part 4 of 4 finally done, sorry for the wait, @jazzywazzy070]]

Noodles: “Well, I’ve always been a cuddler. With everyone really. Of course that’s no exception to those I deeply care about. I’ve been known to glomp him or snuggle up to him but I can say the same for several folks. With him, the context is different though. He doesn’t like it when we do this in public and when I do it he usually doesn’t return, but behind closed doors he’s more…. relaxed about it so to speak.”

Noodles: “He’s very much a verbal guy. He has a way with words that’s just…. I don’t know how he does it or where he learned it but….. he’s got quite a gift! Verbosity and that smooth lordly voice….. combined with his confident delivery……. I can see why people would say he’s dickish but to me it’s absolutely beautiful.”

Noodles: “Wait…. when you said physical…. you didn’t mean sexually didn’t you? Oh jeez, did I read that wrong?? I mean…. It’s only been a few months…. We don’t need to seal the deal right away so we??”

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[[part 3 of 4]]

Frylock: “Well I mean, there’s already 4 of us in this house. If you mean which one of the others I’d kick out if I had the choice, definitely Shake. No doubt. Guy does those most damage here and he doesn’t provide anything. Noodles works and Meatwad…… is moral support. Shake straight up trashes this place and doesn’t have a job.”

Shake: “Screw you too, Frystinker”

Frylock: “Get out, Shake. This is my ask.”

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[[Part 2 of 4]]

Err: “The ‘others’? If you’re talkin’ about the food guys then you’ve got it wrong. I don’t hang out with them. Neither does Ignignokt. We hang out with noodle chick cause she’s the only cool one of the group. She’s got sweet records and knows how to party. That and she keeps us outta the pigs’ hair. The other guys? Pbbtttt, they’re still nerds, we don’t really do things with them.”

Err: “But we sure do things to them. And now that Ig’s up with Ramen Girl, we got the perfect leverage to mess with ‘em. I will say she’s probably the only reason Red Box hasn’t blasted us to shit yet.”

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Lmao its me again cause i already love your answers!

1. Noodles, do you do any work are do you just lounge around with Igni and the others?

2. Err, how often do you hang out with the others and do you guys ever get into anything fun?

3. Frylock, If you could only keep 4 people in the house who would you keep and or get rid of?

4. Noodles, are you and Igni into physical love or verbal love or both?

:)

[[Part 1 of 4, I’ll get the other 3 done very soon I promise]]

Noodles: “Actually, I’m the only one in the house with a job! I’m a defense attorney! Putting the law degree I somehow got many years ago to good use when the boys and I all separated a whiles back. Shake is not great at manning the house so I moved away but needed an income. I’m pretty good at it but I need help holding papers so they don’t get soggy. I do like to lounge in my free time though!

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Ive decided that for simplicity’s sake, multi-question asks will be split up according to which one I can finish a drawing for first because I feel bad about not fully answering asks but I also can’t answer that many at once.

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Hey Frylock, why do you guys still have a 4:3 TV? Are 16:9s harder to clone or is Shake a concierge of ancient technology?

Frylock: “We could get a better TV but even if I wanted to it takes more time and effort to clone something new. The biggest issue is that I live in a house of savages that makes Papua New Guinea look like Singapore and I’m fairly sure a better TV wouldn’t last a week in here. Besides, I think they need to appreciate simpler things before they can ever hope to have something of quality. And Shake couldn’t tell a mouse trap from a PlayStation controller.”

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Hi Meatwad!!

Besides playing with Dewey and Vanessa, what are some of your other favorite hobbies?

Meatwad: “Sometimes I draw on my walls and look for bugs outside. I also like to play Chutes and Ladders but usually it’s just Noodles who plays with me. Frylock is always busy and Shake either cheats or yells when he loses. Carl sometimes joins us too when he’s got nothin’ else to do. It’s nice when he does.”

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Hii

1. Shake, how is your relationship/friendship with Noodles?

2. Noodles, how long have you and Igni been together?

3. Igni, do you like anything sweet?

Shake: “What?? You think I’m friends with that weirdo she-geek pasta bitch? Nah, I just live with her, she’s no ‘amiga’ of mine. The only girls I’m friends with are the hot kind who say they’re your friends but wanna jump your bones at the earliest opportunity!”

Shake: “It’s not like I care about her or anything…. Yeah we’ve shared the same house for like two decades or so I don’t know, I don’t keep track. She’s not….. terrible for a girl roommate but….. Ehhhh she’s tolerable to have around, she keeps cool movies at least.”

Noodles: “I love you too, Shake!”

Shake: “Shut up, you egg noodle chump!”

Noodles: “Well I guess it’s been around 3 or so months? Give or take? I don’t know how to really give the days a label given how long we’ve actually known each other, but at least I can be less awkward now that we’re….. I guess you can say ‘seeing’ each other…..”

Ignignokt: “No use in counting the days, really. The only difference is that we can finally cease hesitating when going in for the kill…. If you get what I’m referring to…..”

Noodles: 🫠

Ignignokt: “I’m not really a sweet craver, salt and savory is more my alley. Though a while back Noods introduced Err and I to this confection called ‘Pocky’. It’s pretty decent. I’m actually trying to cut back on smoking and this gives me something to put in my mouth to replace it. I have to protect my stash from Err however, or the boxes disappear like Russian dissenters.”

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Ask box open for business!

(All canon character in the primary cast, including Teens, Carl, the aliens, Cybernetic Ghost and MC Pee Pants)

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Rules and Guidelines

1. Questions may me addressed to one character, if you have multiple questions for multiple characters then please separate your asks with numbers so they are easy to keep track of.

2. You may ask as many as you’d like but please do not hound the ask box with 10 questions per day, I need time to make the art because I work and also have family obligations.

3. NSFW and 18+ questions are allowed but any suggestive or disturbing questions regarding characters that I deem not suitable for the public will be left with a warning. If I see you asking multiple questions in this manner, you will be blocked without hesitation.

4. Shipping questions between canon characters are not allowed ESPECIALLY BETWEEN THE CANON AQUA TEENS THEMSELVES

5. ANON QUESTIONS NOT ALLOWED. Because people need to be held accountable for their actions.

6. The only OC allowed to have questions asked to them is Noodles as she is my own creation. However, OCs belonging to other creators I have good relations with may make appearances here and there and will be given credit when they do appear.

7. I will also allow people to submit drawing requests. It can be requests for the characters or OCs you submit but they must be directly related to Aqua Teen because this is an AT blog but I will allow characters interacting with other Adult Swim media. No NSFW art can be requested.

8. Questions addressed to me (the admin Shintsuki) must be asked in brackets [].

9. Keep questions clear and not too long please.

10. Do not start arguments or ask wars over headcanons. Seriously this fandom is small and quiet, the last thing I need is people at each other’s throats over headcanons.

11. Questions regarding negativity towards things like gender, orientation, race, body shape, religion, or personal lifestyle will also be ignored and you will be blocked.

12. This blog is run by one fan with crazy ideas, if you don’t like or agree with what is being said, you may head out the door but don’t attack others for it.

13. Check out the Dancing is Forbidden podcast and do my man Ronnie a favor. He’s great and his podcast is awesome.