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Oh god, Kai a yandere? That is quite… the image XD Him stalking his lover like the ninja he is is a terrifying thought tho…

Kai: I don’t stalk people!

*the rest of the team exchange knowing looks*

Kai: … I’m going back to the Blitzkrieg Boys.

Tyson: The biggest group of yanderes I ever did see!

Tala: Jokes on you, we’ve all got ✨attachment avoidance✨ issues

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Hey Kai, are you possessive type or are you chill with your girlfriend hanging out with other Bladebreakers? Also if yes are you yandere type or the normal possessive?🤨

Kai: …

Tyson: This is what you get for answering that yandere question.

Kai: …

Tyson: He’s possessive af.

Kai: I am not!

Tyson: Remember that hot girl you were dating in Spain? And we went on that boat? All I did was say that she was attractive and you pushed me off the boat!

Kai: Yeah, because you said she was way out of my league!

Tyson: SHE WAS! SHE WAS A SUPERMODEL!

Kai: You were jealous.

Tyson: No I wasn’t!

Kai: I think you were.

Tyson: Yeah. Because you’re possessive. You know I had to ride a shark back to shore right?

Kai: Good.

Tyson: *smirks* You were just worried she’d turn her head for a world champion!

Kai: The shark should have fucking eaten you.

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thoughts on weed ^_^

Tyson: I don’t do drugs…

Rei: No one said you did.

Tyson: *whispers to Hilary* will we get kicked out of the championship if we admit…?

Hilary: *steps on Tyson’s foot*

Max: I tried it in the US, it’s legal in some states there. It was fun but I’m not sure it’s something I’d do often.

Rei: There’s this one guy back in my village who grows it… so er, take what you will from that.

*long pause*

*everyone turns to Kai for his answer*

Kai: What? Do you really think I’d be here right now answering these questions if I wasn’t a little bit high?

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What type of girls do Max likes? Cute or bossy type?

Rick: Max likes all the ladies. Every single one of ‘em.

Max: Do you mind not answering my questions for me?

Rick: Did I lie?

Max: No but-

Rick: Told ya, ladies man through n through.

Max: They asked what TYPE. For the record, I like a girl who can do both.

Emily: *cough* Mariam *cough*

Michael: HEEL BOY!

Max: I don’t know why I hang out with you lot. I’m going back to the bladebreakers.

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Has Hilary ever tried to blade before/have any of the guys tried to teach her how to blade?

Rei: For all of Hilary’s many achievements, blading isn’t one of them. Oh god, I feel bad saying it.

Max: We did try and teach her, she just..

Tyson: Almost took my eye out! Twice!

Rei: It’s a shame because she’s got spirit! But she’s much better off being our manager.

*Hilary walks in*

Hilary: What are you talking about?

Daichi: Rei, Max and Tyson are saying you’re an awful blader.

Tyson: DAICHI

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Kai what would you do if you find out that your girlfriend loves reading possessive, yandere fanfics of you?

Kai: I- what? *googles it* Right. Err. I mean, first of all, concerning that she’d be reading fics about me in the first place. Implies she’s a fan- I’d never date a fan-

Tyson: Stop taking the question so literally!

Kai: *glares at tyson* Second of all, you mean she’s so obsessed with me that she might kill me? Hot. Finally, a fun way off this god forsaken space rock.

Tyson: Sometimes, I think I know you really well, and then you say the most out of pocket shit-

Kai: I get bored.

Tyson: What if they mean you’re the yandere….

Kai: …

Tyson: Are you having realisations about yourself?

Kai: Get fucked.

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Hello! Question for max

Would you say Pasta goes better with ketchup or mustard

Max: Ah, the important questions! It’s obviously mustard! Far superior to ketchup!

Kai: I can’t believe you all want to section me when this guy, Max the Mustard Man, exists.

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*kneels before Dragoon* Dragoon, I am HyperDragoonHx. I'm a Bit-Beast based off you, but with some extra enhancements. I wish to ask you something about after the Bey battle with Zeo. After you and Tyson won, I was surprised that Dr. Zagart wasn't punished afterwards. I personally want to punish him! After all, he did try to steal you, Dranzer, Draciel, and Driger all for his mad dream of trying to turn Zeo, his android son human. However, I'm asking for your approval on punishing Dr. Zagart. And if yes, how should I do it?

Dragoon: Destroy him. Something tornado related may suffice.

Tyson: Wha- No!

Dragoon: I said what I said.

Tyson: You cant just- I have to agree too!

Dragoon: He asked me directly…

Tyson: I thought you were a good BitBeast!

Dragoon: Oh you sweet summer child…

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Johnny, what would you do if you find out that Kai is dating your younger sister?

Johnny: I'd fucking kill him. Punk-ass bitch.

Kai: I'd like to see you try.

Johnny: You're a walking reg flag!

Kai: Take a look in the mirror why don't you!

*both of them draw their beyblades and secruity has to jump between them*

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What do you think about REAL PERSON FANFIC KAIIIIII DARLLLLLLINGGGGGG 😍😍

~H

Kai: uhh.. do you mean fics about real people or x reader fics?

Tyson: .... how do you know what a x reader fic is?

Max: how do you even know what fanfics are in the first place Kai???

Kai: wouldn't you like to fucking know

Daichi: whats x reader?

Rei: No, daichi, just no.

Kai: christ alive. why did I even answer this fucking question...

*hilary enters the room*

Tyson: HIL! did you know Kai reads fanfics?????????

Hilary: WHAT? *turns to Kai* You mean you've actually read all the ones I sent you!!!!! omg!!!! WHICH ONE DID YOU LIKE THE MOST?

Kai: I HAVEN'T READ THEM! STOP SENDING THEM TO ME!

Max: Well that makes more sense.

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Hey max how do you feel about Others calling you

the weakest member of the blade breakers

(P.S you’re my inspiration 🥺)

Max: p-people say that?

Kai: no one says that.

Rei: Max’s defence is so strong that it may aswell just be an attack at this point… It’s like attacking someone who has two attack rings.

Max: 🥹 Rei 🥹 AND HE AIN’T WRONG, COME AT ME!!!! RAAAARRR

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I dont know why i have the vibe that kai and Ray are datting

rei: that is the general vibe

kai: shut up

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Next chapter when?

I confess I've not even started writing it yet but I just squealed with joy that you asked so maybe now I'll have the motivation to do it!

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Tyson, how do you feel about Kai? What's your opinion of him?

Tyson: Kai is my best bro, my bestest ever buddy, my right hand man, my everything. I love him. *turns to Kai* i love you dude

Kai: Yeah he's kinda like gum stuck to my shoe

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Kai you your always alone.

Kai: yep, just the way I like it

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Kai is hot, Max is cute, ray is cool and Tyson's a idiot.

Tyson: WHA-

Max: Damn right!

Ray: uhhhh

Kai: I'm going home

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Tyson, may I please speak with Dragoon, your Bit-Beast, please?

Tyson: I suppose so but he's not very talkative.....