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Send me a location and my muse will share their thoughts on it!

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What pokemon type do you think i am?

Bonus points if you have a reason

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belayatsarina:

“You are much larger than I thought. Yes, this is good.” She’d take in all the information that she could at once, using most of her bodily function to take note of what he was in plain view, leaving her motor skills to hit a screeching halt. Her mouth would hang ajar for this segment, revealing razor sharp teeth.

She’d look up in awe, only to break back into a stoic expression once she’d gotten over it (Mere seconds later,). “Have you any right to talk, beast?” She’d question, “And it was your scent. You seem to find comfort in camouflage that humans cannot see, yes? Not very often you get.. Pointed out.” It caused him some obvious discomfort, she felt, such an imperfection. 

“I am Matilda, what I am has no name other than Psoglav, which is incorrect. I will ask you the same.” Hungry eyes looked the being over. Yes… This was very, very interesting.

Kha’Zix let out a chuckle at her words, his body shaking the slightest bit from the act. He adopted a more human pose, straightening his body out and lowering his arms. Even as tall as he was, looming over the girl, his talons nearly scraped the tiles underfoot.

“Scent is a trivial matter, though not often a concern. I am impressed, Psoglav.” He made an exaggerated grin, obviously meant to intimidate with it’s multiple rows of sharpened teeth before licking his lips hungrily.

“Ah, but I forget my manners.” His voice took on a more sarcastic note as he took half a step backwards and bowed much deeper than necessary, one scythe extended far out before his body as the other clung to his stomach. “My name is Kha’Zix, dear Psoglav, and I am of the Void.”

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“So, your appearances deceive.” The void beast spoke, his voice a low hiss as he circled the woman, aware of her eyes on him despite his camouflage. “Interesting.” 

There was a vague amusement in his tone; a slight upwards curl in his lips as he stepped in front of the other, his carapace restructuring itself to dispel the camouflage and reveal himself properly.

“How curious that one who appears so human may notice me. Who might you be, creature?”

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How interesting that is; something she’d never seen before. Insectoid in nature and appearance, she’d cock an eyebrow at the very sight of the thing. It also caused her to drool a little, the idea of consuming it immediately clouded some of her mind before she dismissed the thought. Little did she know that he was much like her, in some ways. Though, he was kept on bars as opposed to her. 

She’d stare, though. And keep staring, taking a look at his essence and being.. His aura unlike any other.

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“Maximum Ride” sentence starters

“Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What’ve you been eating, rocks?”

“Can I come in?”

“We will call you Little One.“

“I can talk to fish!”

“She doesn’t have a soul. Have you ever seen her dance?”

“You were designed to be very smart.”

“And yet I still can’t program my DVD player.”

“There’s nothing special about him at all.”

“Well… He’s a snappy dresser.”

“Pick a tree. I’ll carve our initials into it.”

“So there you have it: the extent of my charms.”

“I don’t damnsel well. Distress, I can do. Damnseling? Not so much.”

“I choose you.”

“Oh, God, I want to do this all the time.”

“Don’t ever leave me again.”

“I won’t. I won’t, not ever.”

“Come back!”

“Wake up! Snap out of it!”

“You stupid jerk! I’m going to kill you if you die on me!”

“I offered to pee on him, but they said no.”

“They call me, The Sharkalator.”

“I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much!”

“I once ate nine sicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.”

“I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!”  

“Blending is out of the question.”

“There is one bright side to this.”

“You looove me, you love me this much!”

“You are avake, yah?”

“And you’re still a jerk, yah?”

“You stand out like a fart in a church.��

“Where was the catch? ‘Cause I knew one was coming.”

“Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?”

“You’re all the same. Count me out.”

“Oh great. Yoda captured us.”

“Dang, I’m good.”

“I feel like I’m going to hurl.”

“I feel like I’m going to HURL. Which, even if I wanted to do, I couldn’t do, because I haven’t eaten.”

“I can’t even drag myself out of my room.”

“You’re a diabolical little pyro, aren’t you?”

“If you’re ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol.”

“Yes, let’s have more testosterone running the country.”

“Go to Germany and have kids together.”

“Oh. Was I not supposed to say anything?”

“I mean, this is pathetic.”

“You can help each other. You’re perfect complements to each other.”

“Shut up!”

“I hear voices, okay?”

“If you’re gonna be here, get used to it. Or else keep your distance.”

“No, I know. It’s just–”

“Their mothers were nobodies.”

“Well, you’re right there.”

“Yeah, you’re sitting in a tree because you’re fine. That’s easy to see.”

“All you need now to make yourself more pathetic is a pint of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream!”

“Excuse me? I’m alive too.”

“So the first thing we’re going to do —is push you off the roof.”

“I am a starfishhhh!”

“I don’t care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box. Home is wherever we all are, together.”  

“If you think I’m going to let you give up on us now, you’ve got another think coming.”

“ No! It’s different for you, you don’t know what it’s like…”

“You’re coming with us right now, or I swear I will kick your skinny white ass from here to the middle of next week.”

“Now get up, before I kill you.”

“Well, when you put it that way…”

“Is that one of those square ones, in the middle?”  

“What’s so funny ‘bout peace, love, and world destruction?”  

“I’m not going to die today.”

“Time to die.”

“Harden your heart.”

“Save your world. Love it. Protect it, and respect it and don’t let haters represent it. 

“It’s yours! It’s all yours for the taking!”

“Don’t leave the saving to anyone else, ever.”

“I’m human, do you hear me? It hurts!”

“When did they start coming after you?”

“I think it was the bomb. That definitely seemed to tick them off.”

“Just give it your best shot.”

“You know, it sounds like you guys didn’t really think this all the way through.”

“Well, I got news for you, nimrod.”

“I’m done jumping through your hoops.”

“You can tell yourselves that you’re doing all this to save the world, but really you’re just a bunch of psycho puppet-masters who probably didn’t date enough in high school.”

“You mean you don’t have one? You can get ‘em at Target.”

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Jinx’d by Q-u-Q

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Drew Draven and Darius Ft. Poro!

I bet their mom made them wear that shit outside.

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Character commission of Nidalee from League of Legends in her Headhunter skin, as per request by a friend of mine (who’s pretty darn boss at the game). Took a while to finally finish - with this particular style I draw the line work first until I’m satisfied and add layers underneath it afterwards. I’m slowly trying to break away from this method or at the very least stop being so anal about getting lines perfect in my eyes, haha. 

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Banana Raka by Koiyaki

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quick sketch of Captain Miss Fortune 

might clean it up and color it if people want a complete version c:

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Shes done!! Nami!!

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Tahm Kench

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zzzzzz

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Just for practice <3

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Disney League of Legends - Aurora, the Nine-Tailed Fox

por: Elasar Reem (http://dreemers.deviantart.com/)

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Disney League of Legends - Ariel, the Bounty Hunter

por: Elasar Reem (http://dreemers.deviantart.com/)