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[askthehacker]

no one would blame you if you did.

Do you like any of your coworkers?

(no offense, I just have doubts)

...do ya think I dislike my entire team?

[askthehacker]

In the year of 2025, are there still "serious" active TF2 or TF2 Versed RP blogs functioning? Even semi-active. If so, mind reblogging so we can find each other? This fandom has been feeling kind of dead NGL.

Note:

When i say "serious" RP i mean a bit of lengthy RP content just being more than just one liners or single worded replies. No that there is anything wrong with it, but some of us want some in depth interactions. Not stopping ya'll from reblogging either though.

[askthehacker]

You are a massive ass. A bitch. A bastard. A douchebag. A jerk. A fuckwit. A terrible, terrible person.

You're welcome

...oh.

Why you think that? Why you say all that?

[askthehacker]

I'm back from Peru

[askthehacker]

still here.

In Peru.

Plotting the best way to ruin my coworkers lives...

[askthehacker]

you know what he's talking about don't lie

will you ever tell the boy about, well, yknow? surely with the internet and all he's bound to find out eventually, and then what? wouldn't it be better to nip it in the bud and hear it from your mouth rather than figuring out on his own?

I am not sure. what you mean.

[askthehacker]

Still in peru. Not that anyone cares apparently 😒

[askthehacker]

Which one?

The annoying one is awake.

Kill me now.

[askthehacker]

Still.

I told you the bird had a blog 😒

-💻[@askthehacker]

I obviously KNEW. IF YOU HAVE BEEN READING MY PAGE!!!!!

[askthehacker]

But I'm lying, right pendejo?

CAW COO COO CAW😢😭🙁

ARCHIMEDES. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING RIGHT NOW? YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN BED, JUNGE.

[askthehacker]

@number-one-fan-of-heavy

🙄see for yourself; https://www.tumblr.com/coo-coo-coo-coo

is Archimedes allowed on the computer?

Haha, of course not. He is a bird.

[askthehacker]

@number-one-fan-of-heavy He has a tumblr blog

is Archimedes allowed on the computer?

Haha, of course not. He is a bird.

[askthehacker]

i'm still on here, estupido

You catch the faint crackle of static from a nearby radio, just barely making what sounds like someone's voice.

H̵̪̹͖̆̍̀̂̏̇́͆̕͠ē̶̡̡̛̺̼̣͉͖͖̙̜̄͗̒̽̃̈̎̚̕͘͝͠l̶͎̹͔̽̃̾̐̑l̸̨̹͈̘̜̖͙̮̗͇͇̒̀̓̈̐͜o̴̢̯̟͎̙̺̫͚̙̥̜̬̬͌̊̏͑̚̚?̸̡̡̪̥̥̱̥̯̦̫̹͂̏̅͘ ̴̢̧̖̩͚̐̏͋͜H̶̡̨̤̰̖̘̦̺͇̦͋̈́͊̐͊͛̅̔̓͛̑͋̚̕ͅe̶̹̮̪̟̪̘̔̒͑̓l̶̥̈́̆̇̉̓́͗͛̾̍̑̃͝l̵̛̹̺̹̝̲̇̂͌̄̓́͑̏͘͜͝ǫ̶̡̱͖̖̗̻̘̘͕͑̅͠ͅͅ?̵̛̺̣͜?̴̭͙̮̝͚͚̔͝

̴̮̰͌̓̄h̵̹̃e̵̖͠y̸̫̿ ̷͔̊c̸͚͊ä̴̗́n̷͓̈́ ̵̦̀ỹ̷̢o̷͔͌u̵̪͌ ̵͍̎h̵̼́e̵̔͜ǎ̷͚ȑ̶̳ ̵̬̀m̷͍̊e̴̱̊?̴͉̈́

C̴͇̕o̵̞͐m̷̝̒ȅ̵̖ ̴̻̔ơ̶̜n̸̲͊ ̶͉̂I̸̺̊ ̴̤̐w̷͖̓a̴̺̐ṉ̶̀n̵̡͝ä̷͔́ ̴̙̿s̷̰̎ḙ̷̋e̶̩͐ ̸͔̒i̶̙͊f̴͚͘ ̸̰̐t̸͎̒h̸̦͛i̷̘̿s̸̜̅ ̸̡̇s̴̯̔h̸̥͂ĩ̷̙t̵̹͑ ̵̭̃w̷͙͠o̶̻̕r̵͕̔k̶͎̋s̷̹͑-̶͔̽

@just-another-programmer

....¿qué demonios?

Who is there!?

[askthehacker]

....ok.

*goes to turn off radio*

You catch the faint crackle of static from a nearby radio, just barely making what sounds like someone's voice.

H̵̪̹͖̆̍̀̂̏̇́͆̕͠ē̶̡̡̛̺̼̣͉͖͖̙̜̄͗̒̽̃̈̎̚̕͘͝͠l̶͎̹͔̽̃̾̐̑l̸̨̹͈̘̜̖͙̮̗͇͇̒̀̓̈̐͜o̴̢̯̟͎̙̺̫͚̙̥̜̬̬͌̊̏͑̚̚?̸̡̡̪̥̥̱̥̯̦̫̹͂̏̅͘ ̴̢̧̖̩͚̐̏͋͜H̶̡̨̤̰̖̘̦̺͇̦͋̈́͊̐͊͛̅̔̓͛̑͋̚̕ͅe̶̹̮̪̟̪̘̔̒͑̓l̶̥̈́̆̇̉̓́͗͛̾̍̑̃͝l̵̛̹̺̹̝̲̇̂͌̄̓́͑̏͘͜͝ǫ̶̡̱͖̖̗̻̘̘͕͑̅͠ͅͅ?̵̛̺̣͜?̴̭͙̮̝͚͚̔͝

̴̮̰͌̓̄h̵̹̃e̵̖͠y̸̫̿ ̷͔̊c̸͚͊ä̴̗́n̷͓̈́ ̵̦̀ỹ̷̢o̷͔͌u̵̪͌ ̵͍̎h̵̼́e̵̔͜ǎ̷͚ȑ̶̳ ̵̬̀m̷͍̊e̴̱̊?̴͉̈́

C̴͇̕o̵̞͐m̷̝̒ȅ̵̖ ̴̻̔ơ̶̜n̸̲͊ ̶͉̂I̸̺̊ ̴̤̐w̷͖̓a̴̺̐ṉ̶̀n̵̡͝ä̷͔́ ̴̙̿s̷̰̎ḙ̷̋e̶̩͐ ̸͔̒i̶̙͊f̴͚͘ ̸̰̐t̸͎̒h̸̦͛i̷̘̿s̸̜̅ ̸̡̇s̴̯̔h̸̥͂ĩ̷̙t̵̹͑ ̵̭̃w̷͙͠o̶̻̕r̵͕̔k̶͎̋s̷̹͑-̶͔̽

@just-another-programmer

....¿qué demonios?

Who is there!?

[askthehacker]

oh really?

then how are you standing right next to me, cabron?

POW! you are now in Peru!

didn't work.

[askthehacker]

@leadshootingcupid yes it did.

POW! you are now in Peru!

didn't work.

[askthehacker]

*sigh*

I am a technology-cracking expert. Last week, I won 1000 dollars in the lottery. I was so happy. But then, four guys from my job came to me and said I should use my 1000 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised that I would double my money in one afternoon. But the U.S. government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp all the way up in the Colorado Rockies. We begged to be let go, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru.

You catch the faint crackle of static from a nearby radio, just barely making what sounds like someone's voice.

H̵̪̹͖̆̍̀̂̏̇́͆̕͠ē̶̡̡̛̺̼̣͉͖͖̙̜̄͗̒̽̃̈̎̚̕͘͝͠l̶͎̹͔̽̃̾̐̑l̸̨̹͈̘̜̖͙̮̗͇͇̒̀̓̈̐͜o̴̢̯̟͎̙̺̫͚̙̥̜̬̬͌̊̏͑̚̚?̸̡̡̪̥̥̱̥̯̦̫̹͂̏̅͘ ̴̢̧̖̩͚̐̏͋͜H̶̡̨̤̰̖̘̦̺͇̦͋̈́͊̐͊͛̅̔̓͛̑͋̚̕ͅe̶̹̮̪̟̪̘̔̒͑̓l̶̥̈́̆̇̉̓́͗͛̾̍̑̃͝l̵̛̹̺̹̝̲̇̂͌̄̓́͑̏͘͜͝ǫ̶̡̱͖̖̗̻̘̘͕͑̅͠ͅͅ?̵̛̺̣͜?̴̭͙̮̝͚͚̔͝

̴̮̰͌̓̄h̵̹̃e̵̖͠y̸̫̿ ̷͔̊c̸͚͊ä̴̗́n̷͓̈́ ̵̦̀ỹ̷̢o̷͔͌u̵̪͌ ̵͍̎h̵̼́e̵̔͜ǎ̷͚ȑ̶̳ ̵̬̀m̷͍̊e̴̱̊?̴͉̈́

C̴͇̕o̵̞͐m̷̝̒ȅ̵̖ ̴̻̔ơ̶̜n̸̲͊ ̶͉̂I̸̺̊ ̴̤̐w̷͖̓a̴̺̐ṉ̶̀n̵̡͝ä̷͔́ ̴̙̿s̷̰̎ḙ̷̋e̶̩͐ ̸͔̒i̶̙͊f̴͚͘ ̸̰̐t̸͎̒h̸̦͛i̷̘̿s̸̜̅ ̸̡̇s̴̯̔h̸̥͂ĩ̷̙t̵̹͑ ̵̭̃w̷͙͠o̶̻̕r̵͕̔k̶͎̋s̷̹͑-̶͔̽

@just-another-programmer

....¿qué demonios?

Who is there!?