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When Defeated, What does your Muse Drop?

Send “Drop+a muse”, and I’ll say what I think they’d drop in an RPG! It can be my muses or your muses!

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Aah yes, Froki Dick-Hammer, of the Falkreath Dick-Hammers.

asktheheroesoftamriel replied to your post: can i tell you about my other dragonborn who had…

Just, I dunno, get some charcoal and draw on a mustache. Totally unrecognizable.

‘HELLO YES IT IS I, FROKI DICK-HAMMER’

‘alexandros. i know that’s you.’

‘WHO IS ALEXANDROS’

‘i spoke to you a week ago at solitude alexandros. is that charcoal? what do you take me for- do i need to write to your father about you misbehaving? again?’

‘IF YOU MEAN THE PRINCE, HE’S OLD ENOUGH NOT TO HAVE GROSS THALMOR SNITCHING ON HIM TO HIS FATHER, BUT I AM FROKI DICK-HAMMER AND I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM EXCUSE ME’

‘this is why we tried to assassinate you when you were ten’

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So now that voting’s over and the info is public, I’m gonna go ahead an link to my entry for The Imperial Library’s fanfiction contest.  I reverse-engineered a dialect for this thing (which I might do more of in the future, it was pretty fun) and ended up writing the most imperialist thing I’ve ever created in my life.

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my writing: please, please i’m begging just use normal punctuation for once in your terrible writing

me: haha time for another

comma

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OOC: I saw Infinity War over the weekend

It was a good movie, but it and the interviews I’ve read have confirmed something I suspected since Winter Soldier: The Russo brothers care more about making impacts than they do about making movies, which is a really bad standpoint to have when you’re working in a shared universe.

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Send “Your highness” to meet my muse as royalty!

Alternatively, send “Majesty!” for mine to meet your muse as royalty!

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Our muses have never met, but they wake up chained to the wall next to one another after being drugged and kidnapped. Send me “Plan of Escape” for a starter.

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OCARINA OF TIME || starters

❝ Who are you ? How did you get past the guards ? ❞  ❝ The flow of time is always cruel … its speed seems different for each person , but no one can change it .❞ ❝ Heh heh heh … You want a piece of me ? ! Very funny ! I like your attitude ! ❞ ❝ It seems ____ has turned their eye to you  , too . ❞ ❝ I always knew that one day, this day would come .❞ ❝ My mother composed this song . Isn’t it nice ? ❞ ❝ What would you like as your prize ? How’d you like to marry ____ ? ❞ ❝ I have things I want to tell only to you . ❞ ❝ By the way , what is your name ? ____ ? ! What kind of name is that ? ❞ ❝ Do you see the man / woman with evil eyes ? ❞ ❝ If only I knew you would become such a handsome man / woman .❞ ❝ My father is worried about me ? I don’t care ! ❞ ❝ How could you leave me behind ? ! ❞ ❝ You ! You looked cool … cooler than I thought you would .   ❞ ❝ Pathetic little fool ! Do you realize who you’re dealing with ? ❞ ❝ But now is not the time to talk about love … ❞ ❝  If you’re a man , act like one ! ❞ ❝ The passion of friendship will soon blossom into a righteous power & through it , you’ll know which way to go ..❞ ❝ I was scared … A little ! Just a little ! ! ❞  ❝ Well , even with all that stuff , a wimp is still a wimp , huh ? ❞ ❝ I will never accept you as one of us ! ❞ ❝ No matter how hard it is , just don’t get discouraged .❞ ❝ Young children shouldn’t be walking the streets at night, go home & get to bed .❞ ❝ Man , I am SO bored . Things would sure be more interesting if there were more … troubles in the world ❞ ❝ I’m late ! I’m late ! For a very important date !❞  ❝ They say that there is no medicine that can cure a fool … I guess that’s true . ❞ ❝ Now you & I are now true Brothers / Sisters !❞ ❝ Well , this must be what they call destiny . ❞ ❝ You know , if I was as good looking as you I’d start another type of business .❞ ❝ The rising sun will eventually set , a newborn’s life will fade . ❞ ❝ I beat all my challengers , man and beast . ❞ ❝ You look like you might have a true killer instinct . ❞ ❝ What fun ! I’m so happy ! ❞ ❝ Don’t be alarmed … Look at yourself … ❞ ❝ I’ll come back to haunt you ! ❞ ❝ There’s no way they’re going to hold me back again ! This time , we fight together ! ❞ ❝ Time passes , people move . Like a river’s flow , it never ends . ❞ ❝  What the — Can’t a person get a little shut-eye around here ?! ❞ ❝ I’ll grant you the honour of carrying me .❞

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Are you an active Elder Scrolls RP blog? Like/reblog this post.

Lemme see who you are.

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Reblog if you don’t mind Slice-of-Life threads that don’t necessarily go anywhere.

✕  there is so much development to be made from people just… being together. there’s no need for a whole huge big plot for muses to make memories. just conversation and doing mundane things together is enough sometimes.

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Could you please like or reblog this

if you think that female muses shouldn’t have to be toned down for the comfort of other people? 

Female muses don’t have to be easy. They don’t have to be cute, they don’t have to hold back their drama. They aren’t interesting despite their chaotic personality, but because of it. 

If you are interested in interacting with female muses who are powerful, multi-layered and complicated, please help me spread this. I want to make a point.

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Reblog if you don’t care about a roleplay account’s aesthetics, whether their blog uses the default Tumblr theme and uses no icons or has an overly fancy theme and types in a very aesthetic manner.

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Tag your oc who has scars/marks that constantly remind them of horrible backstory you probably gave them.

You know the one.

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important question: if all of my OCs were in a dating sim who’s route would u pick

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10 Facts About My Characters

🌟 Drop one of my characters’ names in my inbox and I’ll tell you 10 facts about them 🌟