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"I hereby proclaim this day Patchouli Thursday; all questions sent in on this day will be answered by me, Patchouli, instead of Koakuma."

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"Sadly, useful technology like that rarely makes its way into Gensokyo. When it does, however, I usually try to claim it for myself if possible. I've also taken one to the kappas to see if they could recreate one, but I've gotten no word back on it."

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“Seriously speaking though, I do consider Koakuma a very close friend of mine, as exhausting her presence is. She can be loud and annoying, but at the end of the day she is a very reliable worker and good company.”

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“I like sparkly things ~ ♡“

“Pajamas are fine, too.”

“But are those boots really something you should sleep in...?”

“....*tug*”

“Ow, ow, I’m sorry, I’m sorry!! I won’t ask again, so please let go of my wings...;”

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“Definitely not willingly.”

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“She thought she was going to get a high-ranking demon, but it was I, Koakuma! The highest ranking of them al-”

“In other words, I didn’t actually want her”

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"We’re best BFF’s forever! Right, Patchy?”

“Put me down, and don’t call me Patchy.”

“BEST. FRIENDS.”

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“Well, you see...the biggest book is one from the outside world, actually. It’s called The Subspace Emissary’s World Conquest. We’re not really sure what it’s about, nor have I read it, but apparently it’s based off something called a video game from the outside world. It’s supposedly the longest piece of literature in any language, ever.”

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“Well... I don’t know, but... I’m very sure it’s not supposed to be moving, right...? I just wanted some lunch...”

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“Koakuma, I was getting to a good part!”

“Yeah, no, no memes for you.”

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“Not really, if you ask me.”

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“Testing, one, two three...oh, we’re on! Ahem! Super cute devil girl Koa here to answer your questions and inquiries! Also here, the ever-apathetic Miss Patchouli Knowledge! Got anything you want to tell them, Ms. Knowledge?”

“Koakuma, get that camera out of my face.”

“See, we’re all happy to have you! So, fire away and enjoy your stay!”