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THE END!

Happy Halloween, everyone! And to all a good crow attack!

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That was awesome, everyone!! You did it! You saved the town and each other!

Which means one thing and one thing only... time to PARTY!

Here's to another year, Sigmund.

I don't know what the future has in store for us, but... I do hope it's together.

Of course it will.

Happy birthday, Marius.

EGGS!

The entire group is pelted with eggs.

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i bet hes not even poisonous. bet hes the shittest newt around. the worst newt

Well, he's a newt we won't be seein' anytime soon.

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Is he permanently newted now or is that gonna wear off?

There are millions of witches out there. If he really wants to play with magic that bad, he can go find one.

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GET HIS ASS

And as the gang watches the horsemen go, Luci raises her wand, and...

Newt.

Darwin is now a newt.

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PECKS YOU PECKS YOU PECKS YOU PECKS YOU PECKS YOU PECKS YOU PECKS YOU PECKS YOU

God help us all.

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BITE MAIM ATTACK PECK

There is no caging back this beast.

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PECK HIM TO DEATH! DEATH BY CROW TO DARWIN!!!

The crows have gone rampant. They're unstoppable. They will not be quelled.

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Is it time for crow attack? Please tell me it's time for crow attack

Oh, yeah.

Crow attack.

The asks are free.

Chaos reigns.

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YES! CARNAGE! VIOLENTS!!!

This one's from us, Darwin.

Happy Hallows Eve.

AND STAY OUT!

As the horsemen stumble, Marius and Sinclair both punch Darwin in the face.

GUH.... PBBBTH... YOU'LL... YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS.. ALL OF YOU...!

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get mouse trapped fools

A bunch of cans of paint get rigged to go off, Rube Goldberg style.

THAT ONE'S FOR LEVI, ASSHOLES!

OWWWWWWWWW!

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Cheesed to meet you?

It is NOT cheesed to meet ANYONE! ARGH!!

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ITS OVER DIPSHIT!

Over? Nah, it's just BEGINNING!

Gah- stupid MONSTERS!

The horsemen stumble backwards... right into Beez' Mouse Trap Area.

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EGGS

EUGH! WHAT THE-

A bunch of flour gets dumped on the three of them from above.

HA! The air force strikes from on high!

Try washing those off... JERKLORDS!

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Maybe he's posing for an adoring crowd?

I wouldn't put it past him. Now, c'mon girls-

Hold on. Here comes a-

EGGS!

Levi immediately starts throwing full cartons of eggs at the intruders.

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FUCK UP THAT BEETLE BOY

And as the gang finishes up their preparations...

Where IS that idiot? He should have been BACK by now!!

Maybe he died a second time.

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What kinds of traps are y'all rigging up?

Rube Goldberg machines, pistons... Levi is gonna throw eggs at people... y'know. The usual.