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askbeautifullyberry replied to your post: I need to get my affairs in order before this weekend.

Don’t forget, I promised Sam I’d spend some time with him, too. We’re watching Star Wars and Sweeney Todd, and you’re welcome to join us.

Star Wars I can definitely get behind, so I probably will join. Movies with my girl and one of my bros? What more could a guy ask for?

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Who are your inspirations and why?

Most guys would say their dad, but that ain't the case with me. I'll have to go with the guys in Glee, 'cause they stood up and helped me out when I needed it and they just showed me what it means to be a good dude and what it means to be a good friend.

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I need to get my affairs in order before this weekend.

I need to make sure my schedule is free for when my girl visits Lima. Got to make sure she gets plenty of time with El Puckerone.

While I take care of shit at home, why don't you fill up my askbox? Nothing goes unanswered or deleted.

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askbeautifullyberry replied to your post: “Is Rachel better in bed then Santana, Quinn and Brittany?”:

You made the right choice.

askquinnf replied to your post: “Is Rachel better in bed then Santana, Quinn and Brittany?”:

Wise answer.

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Last time you talked to your dad and what about?

A few weeks before graduation and he wanted some cash. Haven't heard from him sense.

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Is Rachel better in bed then Santana, Quinn and Brittany?

I might not be the smartest dude, but I ain't dumb enough to fall for this question.

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Nah, but I understand what you meant. And please, if I'd be Han Solo. You're forgetting about our Christmas special; who got to dress up in Star Wars costumes? Me, not you. Suck it, Evans.

TFGIF.

It’s Friday, Friday gotta get down on Friday… Wait it’s not Friday anymore.

You should go as Cheewie. And I’ll go as Han Solo.

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askmrwmschuester replied to your post: TFGIF.

Behave yourself Puckerman but you’ve got my number in case you need a DD.

Don't worry, Mr. S. I'll be chilling at home, not anywhere else. But thanks. I'll keep that in mind.

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...I'm not sure who those are...

Which is why I’m not going as Lady Patches.

Well, I’d like you to try and come, but not if you have to work. Santana suggested that we should be Roger and Mimi from Rent, but I’m not sure if I really want to go as a stripper with a heroin addiction and AIDs.

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That still sucks. It's like you're back in McKinley, stuck in school for hours on end. At least most courses are just like an hour long but ten hours? Damn, I couldn't do it.

It was only because one of the newer girls couldn’t keep up and kept puking. Totally gross. But dancing is amazing so I was happy.

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Ah, gotcha, a homeless lady. Well, yeah, you might not be that flattering in that, but still, most costumes you can rock.

But I don't know if I'll be able to come up to New York for Halloween or not. I can try, if you want. There a particular costume you want to try?

You’ve never seen a bag lady in New York? Think Patches only female and with a stolen shopping cart full of garbage.

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You didn't have to censor yourself is all I'm saying.

Zombies are awesome, but a lot of people would probably go with zombies and isn't Frankenstein just a glorifed one? I don't know, man. I'd consider a couple costume but I don't know if Rachel and I will be together then, but what kind of couple costumes are there?

TFGIF.

Well, I normally don’t curse, so why use it on here?

You could definitely pull off Frankenstein, possibly a zombie. I think you did well when the football team performed Thriller so your zombie moves are definitely realistic. If you were looking for something to do with Rachel — if you and her will be together on Halloween — you could do a couple costume. 

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Ten hours? Remind me not to go to your school.

Ten hour dance class over. I think the choreography is down. I just don’t feel good. I want to go back to my dorm and pass out but I need a shower. I know Lord Tubbington won’t cuddle with me if I’m sticky and sweaty. 

If you guys need me, or want to chat it up you can send me a message. Remember right now it’s still Freaky Friday. 

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...What's a bag lady?

You never know. I could go as a bag lady, and then I wouldn’t look hot.

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askingaunicorn replied to your post: TFGIF.

I thought it was just TGIF..

It was, but I'm even more grateful that it's a Friday so I added the second F. Work was a killer, so I'm definitely loving the break.

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Nah, I get it. Sometimes a dude just needs his dad and shit. But yeah, just let me know if you ever need a hand again 'cause I'd definitely be up to helping you out again.

Thanks Puck but my dad asked if he could help. No offense but with the way I've been feeling lately...I needed him to be the one to help me! I have other rooms in the house yet to paint. I'll let you know when we're ready to get started on those.

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Bro, you're an adult now. It's not gonna kill you to let out a curse word here or there.

If you got any ideas, I'd like to hear them, so sure. I'm all ears and shit, 'cause I got nothing.

TFGIF.

Thank “freaking” God it’s Friday is right. I never thought this week would come to an end.

Need any help with ideas for a costume?