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askdavekarofsky​:

Tossing the last of his shirts into his suitcase, Dave sighed, placing his hands on his hips and surveying the room as he attempted to ensure they hadn’t left anything behind. The shuffle of Brett’s footsteps behind him drew him from his thoughts, and Dave turned to pull his boyfriend to him slowly, pressing a kiss to his forehead. “Hey, babe. Do you have everything? I’m…Really sorry we weren’t able to stay a little longer. I wanted to, but…Mom…” His brows furrowed as his eyes fell, an obviously worried expression on his face. “I’m so happy you came with me, though. I can’t tell you how much fun I’ve had, just taking this all in, with you.”

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“You’re fine, you have nothing to apologize for.” Brett was already packed, he didn’t have very much to bring with him so it was a quick process. Standing right up in front of Dave, he brought his hands up to his boyfriend’s chest as those arms wrapped around him and he slid his fingers upwards until he could lace them behind the other man’s head. “We’ll go home and we’ll enjoy our time together there and take care of business. It’s all good. I had fun here, with you. This was a really awesome surprise, I’m still stunned. I never thought I’d have the opportunity to do anything like this.”

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what is your vice? (wrath, greed, pride, lust, gluttony, sloth, envy)

Probably sloth. That's the lazy one, right?

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askstaceyevans​:

Hey, I would be into a duet, sure. Do you have any songs in mind you’re just dying to get out of your system?

That sounds like fun, awesome, thanks. How are you? I like a lotta stuff, to be honest. What are you in the mood for? Ironically fun? A bop? Something to jam to?

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askdavekarofsky​:​

Oh, wow. You’re so sweet, it still takes me off-guard sometimes. I’m glad you want to do another duet with me, that you felt that the last time went well enough to warrant that. Did you have any ideas?

Don’t be so surprised, you know me. Of course I do, I have fun with you and participating in stuff with you. We could do all kinds of things, really. An actual duet, or turning a regular song into a duet. We could do something fun or something sweet. What are you in the mood for? We could do more than one too. Nobody said we can’t.

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What is the best compliment you’ve gotten?

Whatever it was, Dave said it. People don’t usually compliment me. I’m Stoner Brett, not Super Popular Brett. I get “you look homeless” a lot. And “you’re not supposed to let stray cats inside your house.” 

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why did your last relationship end?

Are you tryna curse this one? Because I’ve never been in one before this and I’m not into thinking about an end date.

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askolliebray​:

I feel safe in saying you and I both know I’m no singer, but fuck you for not telling me sooner you would be in NYC! I won’t take you up on the duet offer, but I will take you to dinner. It would be fun seeing you again Brett. 

Neither am I, but it’s still fun. Fuck me, fuck you, my friend! I had no idea you were leaving LA or I would have. Dinner sounds good, you know I like food. It would be fun seeing you again soon. Sadly for you, you can’t call it a date though because my boyfriend will beat you up. I know, that wrecked all of your dreams. lol

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askthemike​:

I know everyone is probably thinking about this weeks VP Sue Challenge, but I know there are some dancers out there too and I’m still hoping to put together a little street performance sooner than later.  If you look back on my social media, you’ll see the steps, the song, and more details.  Or you can just ask me about it.  If you’re ready for it, I was thinking next Friday, the 26th.  

@atfgstarters​

I can’t dance, but I’ll watch if I’m still in the city. Dave is making all of the plans, I’m tagging along for the ride. I’ll ask him if we’ll still be here; or ask him to plan for us to still be here. 

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So, what song are we singing together, sweetheart? Because we’re totally dynamic, we’ve gotta do another duet. I know you had fun with the last one. And you like being included as part of the crowd. 

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@ STONERBRETT POSTED ON INSTAGRAM:

This guy right here. 

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askthemercedesjones​:

You already know that I am!!! I am so excited you guys are coming! Its going to be fun.

Heck yeah! I have a feeling that we’ll be seeing you soon!

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askingjeff​:

You and Dave are going to be in the city huh? You two gave a great performance at the carnival I’ll look forward to hearing you two go at it again. If you’re looking for other partners I’ll take you up on the offer!

Good to know it’s obvious that I’m gonna sing with Dave, because that’s definitely gonna happen. Thanks, we were both pretty nervous but it was fun to do together. I’ll take you up on that, yeah. I don’t really recognize you, but I’m all for making new friends. And remembering old ones if I forgot you. I do that sometimes too. 

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askthebrittany​:

Hey Prom King Brett!  It is important to ask the right questions.  Ah, see, is it just on the menu because they need it for a banana split anyway?   That sounds yummy though.  I love bananas.  And now I’m hungry for pizza.   How do you do that?  Is it magic?   Thank you for answering though, although your answers were unexpected.  But that’s important in an experiment too, to get results outside the expected.  Is it because it’s tropical?  Do you pretend you are somewhere warm and sandy, and not in Lima?  Because I tried that once with coconuts and it didn’t work the way I hoped.

Prom King, yeah! That was pretty cool, happy for the callback. I am always hungry for pizza, so I get you there. Unexpected is good though, right? A surprise is always better than boring. I dunno about tropical, it just tastes good. You’ve gotta commit to a flavor combo with sundaes, it’s either gotta be a peanut butter/caramel/coffee type of thing or a fruity kind of thing. Coconut is good too, especially with pineapple. Those would go well together with a sundae, actually.

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Wow, well it looks like I’m gonna be in NYC just in time for this dynamic duets glee thing for VP Sue. So like I think that means it’s fated that I have to reach out and do a few with the rest of you. Anyone up for it? I’m not the best singer, but I have a bit of a lower range. Maybe. 

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@ STONERBRETT POSTED ON INSTAGRAM:

xoxo @askdavekarofsky

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askdavekarofsky​:

Having Brett as close as he was had once felt so foreign to Dave, though now he couldn’t imagine anything between them being any different. It had been over a month since Brett had asked the question Dave had waited so long to hear, and things could not have been any more perfect than what they were. With each passing day, more of Dave’s walls came tumbling down, and he found himself falling deeper into Brett with every breath. The feeling of his boyfriend’s fingertip as it slid gently over his lips drew a soft gasp, followed by a light laugh as it continued its journey along his jawline. Shaking his head, Dave gave a lopsided grin. “I’m not, really. But its really, really stellar that you think so. It’s almost funny, too, because I think the same thing about you. You’re perfect.” He replied, punctuating his words with a kiss to Brett’s lips. “I might have guessed as much, but that’s not something you have to think about. Not ever again. I want to go everywhere with you. To explore everything. To see things and experience things…Together.” Dave’s cheeks flushed at his own admission, though he pressed on. “Mercy has been practically begging me to come to New York. Sebastian has mentioned it a few times, too. How does that sound to you? A week in the city?”

“You are,” Brett insisted defiantly, with a playful tone and bouncing eyebrows. His gaze never left Dave and he stayed as close as he could be, returning every affection and granting plenty of his own. Brett was a touchy person, he was all about physical affection. There wasn’t a moment where he wasn’t touching Dave in some gentle way. Especially when they kissed and while he listened to the other man. “Okay, I give in. Do you need anything from me to make this happen? When do you wanna go? It sounds like your friends miss you. I’d miss you too, if I was out in New York and you were still here. I’ll go anywhere with you though. Just say the word. Or even don’t. Just pick me up and carry me there. Dragging works too. Or luring with the scent of pizza and cookies like Bugs Bunny.”