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Somebody Sure As Hell Messed Up (Part 4)

(In which Music Meister, nee Dennis Prowell, and The Toyman, rarely known as Winslow Schott, have a revealing conversation over board games.)

“I like to know as much information as I can. It helps things run smoothly.” said the Toyman.

Dennis took a deep breath in, then out. No theatrics this time. “Fine. You want the real story. Here it is.”

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Somebody Sure as Hell Messed Up (Part 3)

((just a nice friendly conversation feat. @askthetoyman ))

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Hey Schott. You doing ok?

Oh... you know. Sometimes plans don't work out the way you had planned them... even if you planned them for a very, very long time.

But, uh, sometimes you just have to work through what failed, and, um, it'll all work out in the end, it'll all work out in the end, it'll all work out in the end, it'll all work out in the end, it'll all work out in the end, it'll all work o

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Somebody Sure As Hell Messed UP (Part 2)

The walk to the building was decently slow, taking an hour or so. The bowl had to go through the larger sewers and storm drains to remain out of sight. But soon enough, it had reached its destination. The bowl kneeled down, and the bottom released, dropping the toy box upright onto the hard, concrete ground. It slowly stood up and walked off. 

“You… you. You’re not her! She was supposed to-!“ he was clearly expecting somebody else to show up.

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Somebody Sure As Hell Messed UP (Part 1)

((Hey everyone, sorry about the long absence until now. This is an RP event with @darcimasonusb @askthetoyman @asktheonearmedbandit with Dennis being caught up in this stupid divorce drama. ugh. Mondays, am I right? Thanks for reading! Hopefully, Dennis doesn’t die. you know how that goes.))

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Have any rogue friends?

I'd like to think I have several! Peter Merkel is probably my closest rogue friend... I admit I don't get out very much. But I can make all the friends I want right at home.

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Boring day so far?

Seems like things are pepping up! Exploring new ideas always seems to be more exciting than working on the same thing for months...

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Done anything fun recently?

No, not for a while... It’s just work, work, work. Alll day and alll night. But once I’ve finished this up, perhaps it’ll be playtime once again.

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So making any new toys for Halloween?

I always have a couple ideas rattling though my head, but nothing set in stone yet. O H how about one of those candy bowls that have the hands? I've gotta go draw this out!

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EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT!!!!

Local news reporter lost his mind!!! Come ask him so questions and get the scoop!! Hahahahahahha!!!!

Alright you all already know my schtick, I’m The Creeper. Green hair, yellow skin, absolutely insane and handsome? That’s me!! Haha!!

Decided to make this so I can continue my antics and not hold up the news, gonna let Vicki take back control of the GCN account after making this so ask me questions!!!

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A-a dog? Darci, is this some sort of game?

Is that..? A dog?? fuck! He found me! Nonononnonoonononononnoonono

@haru-montgomery

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Greetings and salutations.

I am Number One, Black Mask’s second in command. I have set up this account so that I may further monitor my employer’s enemies and allies.  And before you ask, no Number One is not my real name. Merely I title that Black Mask gives to only his best employee, I hold that title with a sense of pride. But I’m getting off track now, if you have any questions about me then please feel free to ask. Otherwise I shall keep myself busy scheduling his upcoming events. 

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Alright, after seeing so many social media blogs for the batfamily, I decided it was high time to create my own.

This was initially gonna be a group blog, but I figured I can manage this on my own without help.

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Shalom

I am Azrael, God's Angel of Vengeance. After some time in the shadows, I'll start to show my hand. Evil will have no escape not even online. Now true justice will shine in this dark place.

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I wouldn’t even need something that grandiose! Little to no raiding necessary! If you still need your shell, that means you are probably trapped in a system somewhere. All I need to do is find it, and you’ll be mine again...

Oh my god, I’m in Gotham???

I turned on my location to figure out where I need to go. This might actually be a lot easier than I thought it would be…

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You know I don't need to set one foot in Gotham to find you, Darci.

Oh my god, I’m in Gotham???

I turned on my location to figure out where I need to go. This might actually be a lot easier than I thought it would be…

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Oh, you are? "This might actually be a lot easier than I thought it would be," indeed...

Oh my god, I’m in Gotham???

I turned on my location to figure out where I need to go. This might actually be a lot easier than I thought it would be…